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She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
I mean what on earth is she gonna do with it? For the first time I invited her over coz she had been wanting to know my place. She met me eating fried rice and salad with 5 alive featuring the meal. My bad!!! I did not ask her to join me, she just sat salivating and lost interest in the telemundo I tuned for her. Is that enough reason to steal my remote? The damn thing is stuck on telemundo.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Tapout(m): 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2015
grin
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by MEGGATRON(m): 12:27pm On Jun 13, 2015
what a girl! What stupidity!
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by doublewisdom: 12:31pm On Jun 13, 2015
These girls want to force us to adopt the stop and search method o.

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Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by upsonn(m): 12:31pm On Jun 13, 2015
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by jworos(m): 12:36pm On Jun 13, 2015
But guy u wicked too oh.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jun 13, 2015
doublewisdom:
These girls want to force us to adopt the stop and search method o.
exactly angry
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jun 13, 2015
Op! Are u nt ashame to even voice it out? Dat is good for u. Stingy dude. U should have cal her. Though it nt enuf reason for her to take ur remote. Left for me, i wil just bullshit u. No time for stingy dudes.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jun 13, 2015
jworos:
But guy u wicked too oh.
for not asking her to join me ate?
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Op! Are u nt ashame to even voice it out? Dat is good for u. Stingy dude. U should have cal her. Though it nt enuf reason for her to take ur remote. Left for me, i wil just bullshit u. No time for stingy dudes.
so if u were the girl, you would have stole the DSTV decoder and TV, right? angry

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Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by jworos(m): 12:44pm On Jun 13, 2015
stupidity:
for not asking her to join me ate?
Yes nau,u for ask her den hope she says No Thank u grin
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:46pm On Jun 13, 2015
stupidity:
so if u were the girl, you would have stole the DSTV decoder and TV, right? angry
stupidity? Ur moniker is hilarious! All the same, i wouldn't do dat,i wil just leave him alone.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Op! Are u nt ashame to even voice it out? Dat is good for u. Stingy dude. U should have cal her. Though it nt enuf reason for her to take ur remote. Left for me, i wil just bullshit u. No time for stingy dudes.
.

So you actually believed the poster


Mehn! I give up!
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jun 13, 2015
Dorrobucci:
.

So you actually believed the poster


Mehn! I give up!
i pity ur sori state,it nt like i even care when u give down so giving up wouldn't change anytin.

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Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
i pity ur sori state,it nt like i even care when u give down so giving up wouldn't change anytin.
.

Biitch you reason with your armpit.
Start making use of ur brain, baboon.

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Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jun 13, 2015
stupidity:
I mean what on earth is she gonna do with it? For the first time I invited her over coz she had been wanting to know my place. She met me eating fried rice and salad with 5 alive featuring the meal. My bad!!! I did not ask her to join me, she just sat salivating and lost interest in the telemundo I tuned for her. Is that enough reason to steal my remote? The damn thing is stuck on telemundo.

she is gonna mastur.bate with it.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by iamkingzlee(m): 1:30pm On Jun 13, 2015
Warris this And some folks are believing the Op! Smh...
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
i pity ur sori state,it nt like i even care when u give down so giving up wouldn't change anytin.

undecided
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


undecided

nelly shocked
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2015
rogerdat:


nelly shocked

*covers her face* grin
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


*covers her face* grin

where have been?
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jun 13, 2015
rogerdat:


where have been?

Around.

I saw you flirting with Krystal undecided
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


Around.

I saw you flirting with Krystal undecided

U saw me shocked

Ermmm!

It wasn't me tongue
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jun 13, 2015
rogerdat:


U saw me shocked

Ermmm!

It wasn't me tongue


Thought you were proclaiming love for me that day, undecided
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


Thought you were proclaiming love for me that day, undecided

of course na.

u know that it is only you that I want wink

i'm so glad to have you back...my nelly furtado kiss
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jun 13, 2015
rogerdat:


of course na.

u know that it is only you that I want wink

i'm so glad to have you back...my nelly furtado kiss

grin grin
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 1:54pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


grin grin

brb babe

i wan go swim for ogun river grin
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 2:06pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


grin grin

Babe, you've been scarce. What gives?
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jun 13, 2015
Krystalxxx:


Babe, you've been scarce. What gives?

While I was away, you were Rolling around with Roger, ba? undecided
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Johny2015: 2:16pm On Jun 13, 2015
OK. We have hear. Go and buy another one. It is just 500 naira

www.academicleague.com is the hub where students gather.
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jun 13, 2015
MzNelly:


While I was away, you were Rolling around with Roger, ba? undecided

Haaaa isss not lyk dat o. Even if he 'chykes' me, I no go gree. He was just joking with me grin.......long tym, really missed you
Re: She Stole My DSTV Remote by activefibre1(m): 2:20pm On Jun 13, 2015
she tout it was a intimacy gadget. Or what am i thinking sef...all i knw is she is tryin to pass a message to u. Did u make a move when she came. Or you just kept eating?

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