₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
You mean it is OK to use God's money - money that you claim belongs to God - for renting of Limousines, buidling of private homes,
buying of Jets etc. This so long as you can pretend to be seen as a genuine man of God?

Na God tell you that one or na for your mind you make that one up?

some brainwashed christians actually think that God comes down to eat their tithes and offerings.(give to GOD)

menbers call it church donations and "our church" why in reality, they benefit nothing from the church.

pastors build houses, buy private jets, build schools, drive the latest ride, move about with tight securities, etc.

but the members cannot afford the school fees, some still trek to church and many are deceived to believe in stickers containing the image of the men of GOD for protection.

Me that have over 200 body counts still deceive babes that i'm a virgin. Surprisingly, they believe because i look innocent!!

Op, to get what you want, you need to "lie some more" and The goodnews is, it doesn't show on the face neither written on the forehead.

If her father is a flirt like me and love moving with multiple sweet charming women, that child go collect aswear.

Why pour sand into someone's garri and causing bad market and a repellant on the inocent car?

It will teach her that not only she loves me, but other sweet figurative babes that love cars do too.

And the elephant is still walking? Hunter, meat is ready

Lalasticlala, food don done oo. But unfortunately, na sambisa forest and ya mouth no go touch this one.

Bukasint:
That small thing...way dey like lizard tail

well any lady that doesn't scream with pleasure when i penetrate their paradise, may have gotten it damaged with extra large cucumber and excessive blow fisting.

georgeakins:
Do you believe the story at all? It is 100% fake.

No virgin who has graduated from a university without losing the virginity would submit cheaply like that after graduation.

All these guys writing these stories should know that not everyone on Nairaland is a novice.

shit happens. I have seen someone who escaped a truck but got killed by a bicycle

You should be asiamed of yorsef (in tiktok voice)

Joysticks:
There was this former Fulani girl neighbour I lashed when I was living in the army cantonment.She was fat with big and perky boobs.My spec.Na so I knack her without CD.Thick blood follow come out from her vjay come rub my prik.I no know whether she be virgin but she sweet wella,but she dey smell.I no mind those ones.We dey do the thing regular and anytime I dey in the mood.
I dey release inside her sef.Na after some time I come dey get rashes for my two laps because na sitting banging style we dey do.
If I dey scratch am E dey sweet me.
I dey scratch my lap for public too.Na so the laps come dey commot blood due to constant scratching.E go dey pain me if I dey Waka.I no know how E take go because I no apply any medication.
As she local she sabi bang.She dey role her Yash with my prik inside.What a wonderful experience.

something must kill a man and He who die of sweet conji will make heaven

Man U fans no get joy oo. watch them come for this man's head.

credon:
Oga the last two are wrong, many of them can multitask, full screen and even desktop pages. With regards to copy and paste, some of the phone browsers could do it, most especially those with cursor l, eg opera mobile and opera mini

nice

DONFRANSKID:

oil dey your head.

MrNipplesLover:
You shouldn't have tagged my name here cos I ain't totally in support of this marriage stuff of nowadays.

Too many shiit (lemme just save words).

You made some good points but they ain't valid. Those are just some speculations.

Good luck to whoever finds a perfect partner for themselves.



I hail u, bro.

i taged you because i know you love nipples and in a better position to describe those with nipples(women)

But i no know say you sef na bleep and run like us. Nice one

Bukasint:
Wow...oh my God!!! I wish I have one now.

wish to have mine? its available. The juice is thick and healthy and will keep you fresh all day.

ImaIma1:
Sorry I have already mingled deeply. No room to mingle more.

ok oo.

ImaIma1:
Poet

thanks. Hope you love poets? How far, abeg we fit mingle personally?

ImaIma1:
You that you are beans and pap. You expect someone to be eating you everyday.

never argue with a woman for you cannot argue with feelings. Instead, manipulate them.

No mind me jor. No be say l hate women. I love women and they love me. Am charming to love and those i have loved are longing to love me even just one more time. Now i'm not bragging about myself, just trying to make a point

thepoweruser:
Anytime from now; I will post a review of KaiOS. A long term review; as I have been using this device as a daily driver for over two years.

For now lemme just say if you dey expect this phone to do everything an Android, iOS or even Ubuntu Touch smartphone can do, wo, e ma je breakfass gan.

#FvckSapa

this is awesome! Tag me when you post it. I'm interested.

Bukasint:
Pls what's GBOLA? Is it eatable?

gbola means pen*s or d*ck. It is suckable and its juice(spe*m) is good for the V.G and tastes sweet and can satisfy for 9months.

lalasticlala:
As shared by Odinala Ndi IGBO @enyinnayaibeka:

"This is the Federal road connecting Abia state and Akwa Ibom state. The Umuahia/lkwuano-lkot Ekpene road. A very important connect link in the socioeconomic life of the peoples of the two states. The local government is called Ikwuano LGA located at Isiala Oboro #What a shame!"

where buhari pass enter east? Flight. Tell buhari this and he's not aware.

In the U.S, presidents move by road and even comoners give them middle finger.

Chinehz:
You are a nice man
I pray my future hubby will be as understanding as you are
Amen

op don't accept this compliment. They seek someone they can control.

A simp sighted. Never disclose your financial position to a woman! She has a way of manipulating it to her favour

If she knows you're totally broke, she will dump your ass for another. And thats why she's showing signs of regrets over marrying you.

She has taken total control over you by wanting to know how you spend your money, who you go out with and what you do in your own house.

Now You are afraid of losing her because she's beautiful. A power she wields over you.

Thegidredpiller, a brother needs to be librated. Abeg bring some pills.

Georgejeez:
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Singles kee u there ,de form superstar on top Erigga lyrics you steal from "Death bed".

small small na. So someone cannot joke in peace again? But look at the lyrics closely, i added mine to it to be droped soon.

You can feature me on it sef

U.S is gradually sinking and rounded up by her enemies. this is bound to fulfil biblical prophecy.

At least she came back with 2kids. Now 2+3=5kids

If she has started business with the krs10,000 she wasted on a fruitless trip, by now, she will be swiming in 7digits after 7yrs

I said some not all. The likes of T531 Can't.

saxby:
have you tried all the TECNO java and discovered that they all can't?

When i saw "BUHARI" i knew shit will happen in the story

PrinceJoeWan:
That's bcus u used Tecno, any Nokia device will do almost everything you stated!!!

any Nokia device? How about NOKIA3310?

thepoweruser:
Una don use KaiOS?

NO! please tell use more about it.

saxby:
Lol, definitely there are many things touch screen phones can do that button phones can't.

omo the wahala of button phones is a symbol of hell on earth. Imagine hiting a button four times just to write "S"

how many times will i hit buttons to write "shocolocobangoshame"?

i no come life con suffer abeg

saxby:
please don't be unfortunate, TECNO phones can do all that

we know TECNO android phones can do all that functionalties my dear.

but TECNO java phones can't

BadRadio:


Share some points

true. Only simp gets tied down by a woman in the name of marriage. Redpillers like us, davido and wizkid can have baby mamas and children and not tied with marriage.

We can't continue to eat only egusi all our life. What happens to vegetable, okra and ewedu?