na2day?:

well, we will go to one bukka like that, it is owned by one Iya basira, we will order pounded yam and goat meat, after devouring the goat meat i will look u straight into your eyes until our eyes become one and our future becomes taster than the goat meat and i will tell u, nothing shall separate us again, not even goat meat! 

na2day?:

rotflmao, best answer ever 

na2day?:

leave my cat out of this oooo, _{pssh! u no know say my wife dey look us?} 

sexybabes:

Sweet 
It worked now, she left! Lol!!!
Wife? now im scared.

waterworks:

DEAR X,
. . . . . . You left your girlfriend for me?? I never asked nor wanted you to! lucky bitch! she got away in time. I should have been in my room on the computer chatting to frnds and family, i should have remained the little girl I was.

. . . . . . You cheated on me and i forgave you. you even asked me for advice because she hated you. was i supposed to make you feel better the other girl was sad you didnt leave me as promised? you made me cry tears of utter pain. Made me see in 2 yrs what many women have not seen in 10.

I did everything you requested and more. and i regret. Oh how i wish i could turn back the hands of time. You used me. . . you took advantage of my innocence and the independence I was too young tounderstand. Now i know why your EX hated you so much. I hated you too 'X', I just diddnt know it yet.

. . . . . .I[b] do not wish you luck, happiness or a good woman. I wish you GRIEF, GRIEF and more GRIEF[/b]. This time I am doing the stepping.

Ever regretful,
Waterworks.

prittigrrr:

@ HOLLANDIS - Very clever

whiteroses:

dear [name hidden] i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you but i miss you  who else will act like you exactly 

Deep Soul:

Dear EX 1,

You took my innocence. It wasnt enough. You wanted ALL of me. It wasnt love. It was obsession. I ran. You pursued me.
You were mentally unstable. You jumped my fence at 3am and came to my window begging. You belong in a psych ward.
I dont know where you are and frankly, I do not care. Whatever life offers you, good or bad, doesnt mean nada to me.

Dear EX 2,
I met you. I had found The One. When I was with you, it was bliss. We shared a bond or so I thought. You got the best of me. You lied. You cheated.
But with you I stayed. I never uttered a word of complaint. I was an angel. After two years of an LDR, I decided to step. Not because you lied nor cheated. Not because we "grew apart". Not because of the distance, but because you were just too frugal. Stinginess was your first name. It amazes me how it took me more than three years to realise I couldnt be with a STINGY man. I didnt do it for me. No, I could never be as selfish as you are. I did if for my unborn children. Cos they would never have forgiven me for giving them such a FRUGAL father! Tufiakwa! But friends we will remain. We smile and chat. But you will never know the real reason why I cant be with you. I pity the woman you will eventually marry.

Dear almost EX 3,
I could have been typing the most venemous letter to you if we hadnt decided to work things out a month ago. I met you and you showed me what it meant to be loved. Very few people on earth have been privileged to experience the kind of love you showed me, With you everyday was valentine. You showered me with gifts. You took me shopping. You served me breakfast in bed. You jumped even before I sneezed. You were my idea of perfection. You changed my life in a way no other human has. And after almost two years of bliss, you wake up and you are someone else. A mad man. Without any sense of right or wrong. You inflict unimaginable pain on me. And for four months, I went thru pain untellable. Every attempt to salvage the situation proved abortive. I have not been the perfect woman but I try. I never cheated on you, even with the long distance. I even started learning how to cook because of you. Funny huh? I was in the wilderness for four months. And the only thing that saved me and my sanity was God. I would have nightmares consecutively and wake up shaking. And the only thing that could stop the shaking was my Bible. Everytime I wanted to leave, I remembered how you stayed with my in the toilet at 3am rubbing my back when I had diarrhoea. I thank God He has started the healing process on our relationship that seemed irredeemable. It's been one month of recovery already and it's been hard as hell. I wonder if we can make it. You have done so much to hurt me. Unprintable things. But I still remain wwith you and agree to make it work. I hope we survive this. If you mess up again or hurt me the way you did, even I do not know what I will do to you

Phew!

Deep Soul:

Dear EX 1,

You took my innocence. It wasnt enough. You wanted ALL of me. It wasnt love. It was obsession. I ran. You pursued me.
You were mentally unstable. You jumped my fence at 3am and came to my window begging. You belong in a psych ward.
I dont know where you are and frankly, I do not care. Whatever life offers you, good or bad, doesnt mean nada to me.

Dear EX 2,
I met you. I had found The One. When I was with you, it was bliss. We shared a bond or so I thought. You got the best of me. You lied. You cheated.
But with you I stayed. I never uttered a word of complaint. I was an angel. After two years of an LDR, I decided to step. Not because you lied nor cheated. Not because we "grew apart". Not because of the distance, but because you were just too frugal. Stinginess was your first name. It amazes me how it took me more than three years to realise I couldnt be with a STINGY man. I didnt do it for me. No, I could never be as selfish as you are. I did if for my unborn children. Cos they would never have forgiven me for giving them such a FRUGAL father! Tufiakwa! But friends we will remain. We smile and chat. But you will never know the real reason why I cant be with you. I pity the woman you will eventually marry.

Dear almost EX 3,
I could have been typing the most venemous letter to you if we hadnt decided to work things out a month ago. I met you and you showed me what it meant to be loved. Very few people on earth have been privileged to experience the kind of love you showed me, With you everyday was valentine. You showered me with gifts. You took me shopping. You served me breakfast in bed. You jumped even before I sneezed. You were my idea of perfection. You changed my life in a way no other human has. And after almost two years of bliss, you wake up and you are someone else. A mad man. Without any sense of right or wrong. You inflict unimaginable pain on me. And for four months, I went thru pain untellable. Every attempt to salvage the situation proved abortive. I have not been the perfect woman but I try. I never cheated on you, even with the long distance. I even started learning how to cook because of you. Funny huh? I was in the wilderness for four months. And the only thing that saved me and my sanity was God. I would have nightmares consecutively and wake up shaking. And the only thing that could stop the shaking was my Bible. Everytime I wanted to leave, I remembered how you stayed with my in the toilet at 3am rubbing my back when I had diarrhoea. I thank God He has started the healing process on our relationship that seemed irredeemable. It's been one month of recovery already and it's been hard as hell. I wonder if we can make it. You have done so much to hurt me. Unprintable things. But I still remain wwith you and agree to make it work. I hope we survive this. If you mess up again or hurt me the way you did, even I do not know what I will do to you

Phew!

Deep Soul:

And if you hear d whole story, you'd elevate me to the bollywood ranking. Lol

Deep Soul:

@Posakosa

I no know sef! Think I might b setting up myself for more damage,

But really, how many times do we have to go thru the same thing or something similar before we settle for one.

Me I don tire. No strength for anyone new. 3 is already sounding toooo plenty or is it?     

Busta:

To my ex and ex-ex,

Both of you are jerks and first time losers!
stop calling meeeeeeeeeeeeee

na2day?:

hmmm, what was that saying again?, oh yes, "it takes one to know one"

Busta:

How my own letter come take concern u now?
Abeg write ur own and stop doing tatafo!!