yjay:

Dear Bleep,

The last time i saw u! u looked like crap! till date i dont know how i fell for you! guess i was swooned by ur goods looks & charm, anyways its been such a long time but UR such an ASS! u broke up with me in front of all the guys in class, u even told them it took me less than 5mins to say yes! U R SO IMMATURE!!!!!
I dont know how i cld ve missed it! all looks no substance!!!! i wonder how ur level of maturity is doing these days?

still remember the way u swayed into class the next day feeling like a king but actually looking like a jerk & discussing it openly with ur friends! KARMA's a bitch!!!!! bet u ddnt realise the joke was on U! FOOL!, look at wat happened afterwards! what u ddnt realise is that u did me a huge favor by pushing me into the hands of someone that really cared abt me something i shld ve done even b4 i met u, i cant thank u enough for that!!!!

u already getting what u deserve so i ll say no more!

I rest my case!!!

yjay

yjay:

@sexybabes, yes it did o!lol, i was so smitten by him, ddnt realise that girls where supposed to play hard to get! & yes he felt like he had achieved something!

yjay:

@sexybabes - i wonder o! thanks a bunch!
@debest1 - yeah i know wat u mean! it happened so many yrs ago but i just never forgot i think! i ve moved on though he was kind of hard to ignore & i went to a boarding school for my secondary education, really ddnt ve too many options at that time!

debest1:

Maybe if u had been a bit patient I could have met you sha oooo, that's your punishment for being impatient.

yjay:

y thank u very much debest1, maybe i was a lil carried away! are u stalking me though? u seem to be everywhere i am these days?lol

yjay:

just teasing k!!!!!!

russellino:

with the benefit of hindsight babe, you were one lousy bitch lacking in the gentle qualities that encapsulate womanhood. If I can describe our time together in three words I'd say - 'waste of time'. take heart sha at least you were a good shag. Peace

debest1:

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lola
With four hungry children
And a crop in the field
I've had some bad times
Lived through some sad times
But this time your hurting' won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lola"

posakosa:

I think this is my favorite poster yet. It should be fun creating a play out of these various stories.

C2H5OH:

should that happen are you willing to split the profits with me?

C2H5OH:

WHich one is ummm. you be thief


You better go in search of your calabar boy

ugly Betty:

you are so ex, even after doing the traditional marriage of your wife, you are still asking me out, for what, upon am Ugly Betty. I was happy the day i saw the two of you together, i know I have completely gotten over you. I felt nothing for you, no emotions at all.

I am pitying for the girl because you are so stingy, and so tortoise like, infact i don't know you and tortoise who i should say is better.

Am happy, leaving you. Enjoy yourself, but please face your wife and stop bothering me.

na2day?:

i am not sure he left u bcuz u have an ugly face, i think it is bcuz ur grammar is horrifying

One thing that'll not succeed in killing you is your mouth LMAO!!!!!

TheSeeker:

One thing that'll not succeed in killing you is your mouth LMAO!!!!!

unitee:

yoh yoh yoh hey