Where's erryone? You guys travelled to the village for the holidays? Where's no internet?

Happy Holidays!

55 percent? How come? We need to review this review

Storyline was wack! but i loved the cast. . and the shooting n fighting of course!

Happy New Year people

May 2011 bring us better movies

Cheers

Happy New Year to all Movie Club members.

Happy new yeaR

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Felice anno nuovo fellas. I wish you all whatever it is you wish for this year.

And I tell una say I no go dey online for a bit and someone else can go ahead . . . and Obinna and JK were still asking for my choice 

eldee:

You mean the same one someone on Metacritic described as the 'brain-dead male equivalent of Sex And The City 2'??
The only reason anyone to watch the movie was the cast, and we all went into a rage when we didn't see Arnold's pot belly.
Mindless action is an insult to the viewers, just like modern low budget chic flicks.
We'll give y'all time to catch up with this generation, you're stuck in the 80s.

No one was actually acting, even the Jack Bauer moves seemed fake, everything was just an embarrassment, I got in for free cus my friend works at Vue, but I made her buy me dinner after the moovie for the kind of punishment she let me go through.

    and you have the guts to open your FM32 and complain?   

My choice of movies up for review next . . .

-Pretty Woman
-300
-Forrest Gump

so make ur choice people.

JeSoul:

    and you have the guts to open your FM32 and complain?   

The only people that should watch The Expendables are those that get paid upfront.

^^ lol. So you agree you cannot complain right?

Kai, you don spoil finish. You chop free movie, then on top free dinner because you didn't like the free movie.

Its like going to a free concert, not liking the music, and then asking your ticket refund and an extra coupon for free snacks as compensation for your suffering thru a free concert . . . spoilt boy 

Oya pick one movie from the list jare.

JeSoul:

^^ lol. So you agree you cannot complain right?

Kai, you don spoil finish. You chop free movie, then on top free dinner because you didn't like the free movie.

Its like going to a free concert, not liking the music, and then asking your ticket refund and an extra coupon for free snacks as compensation for your suffering thru a free concert . . . spoilt boy 

Oya pick one movie from the list jare.

I'm complaining because I was underpaid . . . the punishment of sitting through that movie deserves one week of Brazilian cuisine for me to recover.

Reviews

v3:

Reviews

The Nairaland Rating of Expendables.

eldee:

The Nairaland Rating of Expendables.

eldee:

I'm complaining because I was underpaid . . . the punishment of sitting through that movie deserves one week of Brazilian cuisine for me to recover.

I have just the thing for you . . .



Some kind of rodent, south american delicacy. I am sure you will enjoy this same dish for 1 week straight. No?

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V3, happy newers.
I've supplied my list now, pick one from this three. I'll make the final call in a day or two.
-Pretty Woman
-300
-Forrest Gump

@Jesoul
Ever heard of bushmeat??

v3:

We need to review the review.

Not seen Forrest Grump yet.
Pretty Woman. . hmm, been a while.

THIS IS SPAAAM SPARTA! +1

@Jesoul
WTH. . .Girl, don't ruin my appetite

300. I have little recollection of Pretty Woman.

And that animal! Looks more like meat from hell. Like a new born puppy half baked 2 hours after ingesting the T-virus. Dang. And what is that? A raw kidney? Anyways, bon appetite amigo.

Are we allowed to review from memory?

Sure. That's the coolest way anyway

Let's do pretty woman. .

justkunmi:

Let's do pretty woman. .

Why am I not suprised? 

vescucci:

And that animal! Looks more like meat from hell. Like a new born puppy half baked 2 hours after ingesting the T-virus. Dang. And what is that? A raw kidney? Anyways, bon appetite amigo.

Haha T-virus. And yup, that's a raw kidney. Just the way Eldee likes it. V3, you should try it too. I hear its good. Take the lemon slice and squeeze it over the meat, they say it enhances the flavor.

Vieira:

Are we allowed to review from memory?

That's what we all do brother.

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300 - 2 yays
Pretty woman - 1 yay

@JeSoul
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Na wa for your list o!!! I'm completely discombobulated at the moment.

^is it because I didn't put Norbit on there? my bad brother. Let me fix it:

-Pretty Woman
-300
-Forrest Gump
-Norbit

please accept my heartfelt apologies on leaving it out at first

Happy new year to you my dear. I hope 2011 is full of dreams coming true for you and yours. Amen!

@JeSoul
Its even worse with "Norbit".  "Norbit" = worst Eddie Murphy movie.

Put your favorite film "Toy Story 3".   

Anyway, on a more serious note, I'll pick either "300" or "Forrest Gump". I haven't made up my mind.

^has Obinna made up his mind yet?

Looks like we're gonna do 300. Where's that yeye President to update the title and movie info?

Guess it ain't review time yet

Currently watching The Tourist

I also vote for Forrest Gump (and I'll review this time ).

Reason for my choice is to get people who haven't seen it to watch it. I mean, seriously? How can you not have seen Forrest Gump? I'll rewatch it as well either way. Awesome film.

300

who is deciding what to review naaa?!
Make up ur mind and let's review jor.

Vesc
What's wrong with 'Pretty woman'. Its one of the best movies ever made. Vintage Julia Roberts!!

Anyone seen 'Due Date'?