semid4lyfe:

Hmmm, just so we won't dilly-dally for too long, I'll second V3. Lets do RED

v3:

[size=3pt]^{Damn, this girl again!}[/size]

Haven't we reviewed RED before? If not, lets review it.

These Arsenal guyz sef. . . hmph!

lalaboi:
These Arsenal guyz sef. . .  hmph!

Gala boi, kini mo se nah? The only movie I suggested that was reviewed was The King's Speech. All the other movies have been suggested by others and I only vote

Ok I geddit. . .Shey na becos I talk se that your Benjamz diss dey wack ni?   Guy free me jare, if e pain you enter studio go wax better diss

@ justkunmi
Abeg, make we do one of lalaboi earlier suggestions so hin go rest matter for my case

@semid4lyf
you guys shld vote. . then we'll review the movie chosen.

@ justkunmi

2 votes already for RED. . .Myself and v3

semid4lyfe:

Gala boi, kini mo se nah? The only movie I suggested that was reviewed was The King's Speech. All the other movies have been suggested by others and I only vote

Ok I geddit. . .Shey na becos I talk se that your Benjamz diss dey wack ni?   Guy free me jare, if e pain you enter studio go wax better diss

@ justkunmi
Abeg, make we do one of lalaboi earlier suggestions so hin go rest matter for my case

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U dey craze . . .

Are we done with the Oscar thingy?

@lalaboi and semid4lyfe
Una dey make me laugh.

@justkunmi
I'm also down with RED (2010). Its one of the action films I really liked in 2010. Better than THE EXPENDABLES.

3 votes for RED then. . . Its ok to make it official now I guess??

RED (2010)

Directed by Robert Schwentke
Starrs Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Karl Urban.

Your reviews . . .

Nice acting by bruce willis, Loved the action, Helen mirren was good, Nyc concept, D special effect esp. D part were bruce willis stepped out of d police car was ok, All in all 80% for RED

Even though the story wasn't fantastic, RED was still a fun action movie to watch.

RED gets an 80% rating from me.

Won't stress english so i'll just make it short

RED
Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Helen Mirren and Hollywood veteran Malkovich play a group of retired war veterans/mercenaries who're being hunted one by one by an agent.

Story line, like semid said. .is darn too predictable (The Expendables comes to mind),but the stunt/fight/bomb scenes, a touch of romance and some comedy did do it for me.

It is one of action movies that made my 2010 list and i'll give it %70

I can't escape rehashing what's been said already. But I can sum it up this way: If RED didn't have the actors it had (about seven of them!) it'd have been a very stupid film indeed. But it turned out very very entertaining for me just because those phenomenal actors - though were just having fun playing with big guns and not really putting that much soul into it - really made the difference. Bruce's love interest was so touching and free and lovable and adorable. The fresh and ambitious CIA agent reminded me of how I rued his death in Bourne Supremacy. He's so intense. That scene where Bruce stepped out of a spinning car like he was stepping into an elevator was the highlight of the special effects. Ingenious but physically impossible. Red is the most enjoyable stupid film ever. One can only wish such an ensemble will sprout again. I think I heard something about a sequel though. I rate it 80%. Mostly for enjoyability.

Wow! Lovely reviews.
And everyone seems to agree for the first time about a movie.

I saw Red just cause I saw Helen Miren brandishing a machine gun in a really good looking gown. . .and I was like 'Oh really I must see this movie'.

Like vesc said. . With a completely different cast, the movie woulda failed terribly. And I'm beginning to understand somethings about Hollywood. Red wasn't made to compete with your regular action/espionage movie. It was made so the actors could 'free' themselves and have a good time.
Anyone seen 'Burn After Reading'? Ithas a crazier cast. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich and a lot of people. And till today iono what the point of the whole movie was. Just like Red, the actors just played around and had fun.

Nice graphics.

And I loved the scene where we first saw John Malcovich. He opened the bonnet of the packed up car and stepped inside. I burst out laughing when I saw him go the staircase into his 'stronghouse'. Lol. Nice stuff.

Based on the intentions of the movie. . I'll rate it 80. It was lazily interesting to watch. It wasn't trying hard to do much, but it did. And it had a bit of some dark humour.

RED was a really disappointing movie for me.
The concept was good enough to be done without any star power.

I believe the failing of this film was down to the fact that they decided the coast o the backk of the names.

I was really pissed off with this movie because instead of a pleasent movie it could have been a classic but instead they went for the easy option and John Malkovich has to stop playing the same character he has for the last 10 years!

He no sabi any other acting? Jeez.

I give this 5/10

@Viera
I totally agree with you bout Malkovich. It seems thats all he does these days. .Play the neurotic old man with sarcastic one-liners. . But it seems to be working for him cos he keeps getting movies with that character. .

@Spikey
Helen Mirren with a machine gun was what made me see the movie. So on that alone. .the choice of the cast was good. People see the stars in the movie preview. . they pay to go see it. .they realise its a stupid movie. . they dont care anyway cos they saw the great Helen Mirren with a machine gun and the ever modest Morgan Freeman lookin lustfully at a broad's behind. .
The movie makes money. .

JK
Are we done reviewing RED? If 'YES' ^{**according to the laws of programming**}, PROCESS, COMPUTE and SHOW results.

Lol. .
im on it.

RED

General comments: Great cast. .Lazy story. You want to see your favourite stars do nothing for 90 minutes plus but you still get to enjoy what your watching?. .see Red.

Average rating: 68.75% (From 8 reviews)

Nice one guys. everyone showed up for this one.

NEXT. . .

Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
Spiderman Trilogy
Matrix Trilogy

- The Hurt Locker (2009)
- Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
- Spiderman Trilogy
- Matrix Trilogy
- Aki and Ukwa 1 & 2
- Black Swan

:-x

Spiderman Trilogy!

Sin City

vescucci:

Sin City

INCREDIBLE!!! 

Suggestions:
- The Hurt Locker (2009)
- Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
- Spiderman Trilogy
- Matrix Trilogy
- Aki and Ukwa 1 & 2
- Black Swan
- Sin City

Seems i've missed a lot

Sin City!