eh hen! i didnt think he will be 9jirian, anyone in his right sences will not walk the streets of Lagos or anywhere in 9ja lookin. lik dat! but come o Ifeleke, u sure say no be u u dey take style style dey advertise ya trade abi?, we understand! e good now abi. ona kan o woo oja o!!, you gatz to be bigz o!

gbogbo biz boiz

mom!

Lolabbey- Naa me bi dat biko jare, shooo waa ok ni tie jare!!

Romade, and u 2 jare, shoooooooo waa paa tie jare!! gbogbo bigz boyz and galz nko? se dem dey eat and drink boku boku!! How ya day been so far, mine dey bubble o!! We thank da lord!

i dey like dede,rom don ansa ma own and me sef don ansa for ram

Orilee9ice:

but come o Ifeleke, u sure say no be u u dey take style style dey advertise ya trade abi?, we understand! e good now abi. ona kan o woo oja o!!, you gatz to be bigz o!

me ke? i fine pass dat one now infact nah me dem dey call gbogbo bigz boiz for my area
syle, which mom u dey look for? romade?

Humm Ifeleke, GBOGBOZ BIGZ BOYZ!! omo u dey o, naa u biko jare!!

To All Staff.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in the country since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers over 40 years of age on early retirement. This Scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deem appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouses) or HERPES (Half-Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management.

Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management have always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring it to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Have a good day

Managing Director.

Ifeleke!! wey u getz diz one from? again! is gaaa fun e o!

too much jorh

orile agege, nah inspiration oo

CONCUR OR DISPROVE
1. The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

2. True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

3. Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet, liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

4. Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking

7. A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.

8. Boy: I'm not rich like Dangote, I don't even have a big car like Dangote, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Dangote.

9. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?, It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

10. People who do lots of work, make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work, make less mistakes,
People who do no work, make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes, get promoted

election re-count

REALITIES


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

Ifeleks! Oree Miiiiiiiiii!! u and dis ya inspiration sha!! nice one

Ifeleks! Oree Miiiiiiiiii!! u and dis ya inspiration sha!! nice one

soo waa O K ! ni tie jare, bi o baa je weekend ni ehun tii woooooooo ooooooooo O!, LOL

orile 9c

Orilee9ice:

Ifeleks! Oree Miiiiiiiiii!! u and dis ya inspiration sha!! nice one

Orile agege!

Orilee9ice:



soo waa O K ! ni tie jare, bi o baa je weekend ni ehun tii woooooooo ooooooooo O!, LOL

Very ok. . .hw are you? hope you no dey too miss agege bread with eya aganyin iya romade?

nice jokes. Pls more jokes.This should be a page full of jokes & nothing more

where the joke run go? abeg tidy more joke

COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU.

obj fine pass keanu reeves, tom cruise or any other actor for that matter

somidot, obj nah your relation? if yes then I will say blood is thicker than water.

IFELEKE:

somidot, obj nah your relation? if yes then I will say blood is thicker than water.

who no like good thing, actually when the guy dey for power, he was my uncle on my grandfather's mother's sister's side.
but now, well like you said, he's just another home trained Chi__p_z_e carrying a gun.
either in otta, aso rock or international conferences [color=#550000][/color]

Obj don suffer for people hand sha

somidot:

who no like good thing, actually when the guy dey for power, he was my uncle on my grandfather's mother's sister's side.
but now, well like you said, he's just another home trained Chi__p_z_e carrying a gun.
either in otta, aso rock or international conferences [color=#550000][/color]

so now you realise say you no relate with am wen he commot office finish abi? see ya mouth!