I'm in tears!!!!!

xxxangel:
bros I hail oooo, u try wella jst prepare ur mind becos d kind meal u will be getin dis week even ur dog will shouting blood of jesus

Laugh wan kill me oooooooo. Hahahahahahahahahs

Waso waso......

I trust my babe. She won't complain. She has the addresses of all stores that sell quality rat poisons. All those poison that won't kill you, but will show U d perfect practical of what death is.

Lol...this better be a narrative. My wife is most definitely gonna commit murder.

tobimillar:
so I can smile today?

you can/will smile everyday

that's a nice dish well served,she started the whole drama..if she thinks she can sex starve the nigga,side chick is always available

Nicepoker:
stories

u de reside for naija de fams white lifestyle abiii....... Just 9ray sey dem neva use ur room for ur dad's house rent cos na deir sitting room u go go de stay for d maintym

Man! You Are wicked! May GOD Forgive You! Wicked! Lol! http://www.bummyla.com

TrishaP:
Jeez so painful.... Not fair at all... A really dangerous and funny mind game. I won't just know what to do if my husband does that. Me wey sabi cry, na to cry silently.

Not fair at all u said right?
Lesson learnt; never u start what u cant finish . Guess that's fair

missyadorable:

what is this sl.ut even saying?

LOl

Crazy.... Konji na bastard!

AbuMikey:
*Falls from PawPaw tree laughing*

lol

Estharfabian:
Lmfao! ""

Try this with me...We won't even share the same Bedroom for the next 6years....You'd probably sleep in the couch or something......


*****************************"LoL! that's wicked!

Wicked u call it.hmmmmm wicked my foot

That man must be from south south.

Estharfabian:
Lmfao! ""

Try this with me...We won't even share the same Bedroom for the next 6years....You'd probably sleep in the couch or something......


*****************************"LoL! that's wicked!

Nicepoker:
stories

u de reside for naija de fams white lifestyle abiii.......(9ja man i hear u sey couch or sumtin?) Just 9ray sey dem neva use ur room for ur dad's house rent cos na deir sitting room u go go de stay for d maintym

Very funny story.

Estharfabian:
Lmfao! ""

Try this with me...We won't even share the same Bedroom for the next 6years....You'd probably sleep in the couch or something......


*****************************"LoL! that's wicked!

See your reasoning, but you who started it first will try yours and we will still be sharing the room, then when I retaliate it will become a punishable offence. Hmmm... Women una really de try.

akike:

Aren't you stupid?

Oh yes,as stupid as your mother

hehehehehehehe. very funny. reading the comment of most ladies here u start wondering about this particular paradox where if you don't ask for sex or act not interested ur wive or girlfrnd tags u impotent or call u not man enough, but when ask for it, they call u insensitive.
for d babe wey say she go lock her own for three months e be like she never jam guy wey no value sex or see am as somtin to fret over. Hmmmmmmm. person like me u carry ur kini go voluntary vacation for three months, me I go extend am to one year sef. At the end na she go beg for me to do the kini. The least tin wey girl go carry do yanga give me na kini except for some men wey value the tin pass life.

Walai am having the same issue with my wife currently, she always not feel like having sex, have been having this issue over 2 years now, but now I cant cope anymore I will compromise, am ready to give it out to my friend receptionist tommorow. Thank God this message come up here how on hell will married woman keeps denying you sex everyday.

hehehe. It will automatically turned into the vicious cycle thing until she eventually gives up.
I trust myself.

this is one of those stunts where they write on the game pack "don't try this at home"

is this a write-up or what?


how on earth would I have to buy suya 100 naira for my wife, before I can have my way in the night


its totally irritating

This is the beginning of the end. The wife will go for an indefinite strike. Lol

See as girls dey say dem go keep off for three months wen na dem start am. i go just endure till she come around then i start my own celibacy. even if vladimir putin beg me i must complete my own else i regret it all my life. if na to scatter everything leggo. iranu

Estharfabian:
I'm Sure U eagerly Expect A Reply from Me...Huh?. Alright! lemme help U Outta Your Misery.....

Firstly...I stopped reading The Knowledgeable Shii U wrote from "Smelly introitus" I wonder if that's a Legit word...
LoL...Thanks tho! I'd add it to my Vocabulary..."" *things U learn in Nairaland*


secondly, it's way Too Early to Get into Cyber fights...don'tcha think? I Just woke up for God's Sake!

One Last Advice...Learn Howtah Mind Your Business,Kay? it'll save U A Lotta Trouble...Ciao Amigo!

Shut da fùck up jor

The guy just described you perfectly.

You just signed your death warrant

Estharfabian:
Lmfao! ""

Try this with me...We won't even share the same Bedroom for the next 6years....You'd probably sleep in the couch or something......


*****************************"LoL! that's wicked!

lolz as lng as u too re not having it then am ok with,god knws dt u will beg me for it one day.

missyadorable:

Of course.families with "prickless" men...And I hope you do follow all the men around inside their pants

God what do u take men for? a bleeping machine? well it not ur fault

Try this with my Maddam and the Decoder card will get missing when RealMadrid wants to play Barca on EL classico day.

What?? This is a crime against womanity, you are charged with attempted genocide.