misspicy:

nyama dirty thing

JimiCoker:
*Grabs her head and farts into her mouth*
See, what'd I tell you? Tastes like eggnog, doesn't it? Now just puff it out like igbo

misspicy:

chisos...
jimmy seriously this sounds disgusting

JimiCoker:
Awww, sorry love. Thought you were made of sterner stuff

YuzedoWife:
I am so tired. My boyfriend belle is bad. He pollutes the air every time. Anytime I visit him I get sick by the end of the day becus my nose inhale so much rubbish rotten egg smell. How wan I make my boyfriend to stop polluting too much

misspicy:

no no count me out.....
****pukes****

JimiCoker:
*Wordlessly hands her rag to mop up her throw up* Eeeww

misspicy:

stop saying such things to me please

JimiCoker:
You puked! Who dafuq's gonna clean it up, me??

misspicy:


i hate you

JimiCoker:
Lol. Missed you too sweetums
Where have you been?

misspicy:

oh i messed you more and i hve been around but you snubbing me

JimiCoker:

Ah, reverse psychology. Awesome
Well I didn't have your time then, but I do now. So let's make the best use of it, shall we?

misspicy:

No we shall not, I don't have your time now too

JimiCoker:

LOL!! Its funny how easily I pick people's brains, right?

You have too many men vying for your affection, so I figured I'd leave them to fight each other. Then when they're weakened, I'd rush in and knock em all down in one fell swoop. I don't have the strength to exchange e-punches

So..........that's what's up

misspicy:

No you would lose me if you don't join the competition...am a Fulani woman,men have to fight for me you need to prove you are worth it
besides am sure you would do well,you are a hunk right?

JimiCoker:

Oh, yeah. More reason why I have to preserve my precious face, you wouldn't like me if it were all battered and bruised, would ya?

Lose you huh? No worry, the person wey go win you go surely taya one day, and I'll be lurking in the shadows, waiting for that glorious day with tissue paper strapped to my shoulders for you to both cry on and lean on (multi-tool anyone )

So yeah.............see ya

misspicy:

you mean someone will use and dump me then you take over right?
mr am friendzoning you right away

JimiCoker:

Its called recycling dear, I'm an advocate of green alternatives, remember?

Pls lock me up in the friendzone and throw away the keys. I've escaped from some strange shi†̥ in this life, bursting outta there's gonna be a piece of bread (e no even reach cake )

misspicy:

kikikikikik.....you body be decieving you jimmy,if spicy should lock you up,trust me,you'd rot in there
not even if you are the most romantic guy in the world

JimiCoker:

Hahahaha!! With all due respect to you and your office, dem no born you well
Unless you were not born of a woman

I could gist you about the biochemical reactions that result in 'love' but I'd be shooting myself in the foot. Me no believe in fairy tale love sha, I believe in the psychological and biochemical processes that lead to 'love'

So..........goodluck with that

misspicy:

kikikikikik.....you body be decieving you jimmy,if spicy should lock you up,trust me,you'd rot in there
not even if you are the most romantic guy in the world

obiorathesubtle:
so. Una wan turn Nairaland into una whatsApp abi? Oluwaspicy. Kontynew!

Kolawole James coker. There's no problem. You too, kontynew!

JimiCoker:
Baba mi to sure () Babbo!! Twale. Omo na so boys dey take dey razzle diz days oh.
Na young love nau

JimiCoker:

Hahahaha!! With all due respect to you and your office, dem no born you well
Unless you were not born of a woman

I could gist you about the biochemical reactions that result in 'love' but I'd be shooting myself in the foot. Me no believe in fairy tale love sha, I believe in the psychological and biochemical processes that lead to 'love'

So..........goodluck with that

obiorathesubtle:
so. Una wan turn Nairaland into una whatsApp abi? Oluwaspicy. Kontynew!

Kolawole James coker. There's no problem. You too, kontynew!

obiorathesubtle:
na for our front you see to razzle abi?
You no carry her go one corner go tell her somtin for her left ear?