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He died by the power of magun.

I wonder how his going to explain this to God.

Hmmmm, this is strong! The sad results and consequences of Adultery
#remain faithful to ur spouse#

tkpoint2:
Lol

wetin hin go tell baba God nau.

SMH for some people.

God: Welcome my son
Son: Thank You sir (both hands at his back)
God: But I am not expecting you soon, what happened.
Son: It was the woman that I was helping.
God: How?
Son: Sir, you said we should always share what we have
God: I see, Truly there is love in sharing. You have done well.
God: Okay, go and share the pit of hell with other adulterous men and women like you.

buhahahahahahahaha...God win.

caddylac:
'The door was locked from inside and they have to break in'.... So how did the ggirl come out, the workers and management hAve quesTions to answer.

Not all girls are human beings na

Besides,he could have locked the door himself after the girl left and died

ewenla1234:
Meanwhile, Timipriye Sylva finally answers Buhari’s phone call
Listen:
Sylva: Hello Mr. President...
Buhari: Sylva you dont want to pick my calls again ba?
Sylva: Sorry Mr president, I was in the toilet.
Buhari: That toilet kill you for there... so you chop all the money we gave you and now u are...
Sylva: It is not like that, I chop beans last night
Buhari: You put yam inside?
Sylva: Na the yam wey you give me and small beans wey Tinubu give me I chop
Buhari: Sylva you dey mad? Who give you yam? If you mention my name again, I swear, I go send EFCC come carry you
Sylva: But e never reach like that now Mr. President ?
Buhari : I dont even know why I tell those EFCC to leave you, I for kukuma live you there as Tinubu and Amaechi advised .
Sylva: Sir you mean Tinubu and Amaechi...
Buhari: Keep quiet idiot. Why did you lose the election after all the plan?
Sylva: Who told u I lost?
Buhari: Fashola call me say him see am for facebook profile of Mfonobong Abel Ekene say Dick beat you
Sylva: No mind that stupid Fashola, why him no see am for him 80 million naira website? I no lose, Dick rig am
Buhari: Barawo! After all you promise us
Sylva: Hello.. hello. Network is bad I cant hear you.
Buhari: Mumu, 419, you will hear me when EFCC come


Ewenla4Youths.com

not funny at all. Nice try.

Spanner4:
Hmmmm, this is strong! The sad results and consequences of Adultery

#remain faithful to ur spouse#

But it's not possible for a man to be faithful

missyadorable:


But it's not possible for a man to be faithful

It is very possible if only d man lives by Bible principles which forbids Adultery

women na them kill am irunobobo and lady f see wetin na don do .

caddylac:
'The door was locked from inside and they have to break in'.... So how did the ggirl come out, the workers and management hAve quesTions to answer.

you sharp bro
the police need to questions the hotel workers

Spanner4:


It is very possible if only d man lives by Bible principles which forbids Adultery

Hahahahaha! Bible forbids fornication,how many couples abstain from sex before they are wedded? Dont people still tell lies,steal,kill,and all sorts of sins forbidden in the bible?

Stop deceiving yourself.Men like sex more than themselves.a man is ready to sleep with a strange lady and die afterwards than be satisfied wt his wife and live long!

dre11:



A married man has been discovered death in a hotel room after he lodged with another woman.




http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/in-kenya-married-man-found-dead-in-hotel-room-after-lodging-with-girlfriend-id4545343.html





Pic: Body of the dead man taken away from the hotel premises

Only in kenya! This can not happen in my country where we have security camerals and watchdogs.

Wetin this guy wan tell God now?

wait a minute the door was locked from the inside and the girl was no where to be found. maybe it's only me seeing something strange here.

the man must have carried a spirit.

t all girls are human beings na

Besides,he could have locked the door himself after the girl left and died

You mean she disappeared, if he locked himself after the girl left how come did none of the staff not see her ? They still have to answer.

ijustdey:
he came into this world through a hole........



sadly.... it was this same hole that sent him to the grave

he broke record, after all nobody died of that hole in is generations.

anti_corruption angel visited him

She left n d door was locked from inside, i doubt she killed him

blazetitov:

if a girl dey shout "Harder Harder Harder"


Give her transport fare and leave.

After digging d hole, he decided to die in the hole, nawao for him.. But this kind death self, e no good to hear at all.. Adultery na bad tin o. Maybe na olosho wey get epilepsy or possess na him the guy jam

why are all these Kenyan stories doing on NAIRAland sef.....*sigh*....

I pity his orphaned innocent children if he ever had. No matter how bad the wife's look, conduct or sexual behaviours must have been, it was not enough for him to have indulged in extramarital affairs. A lesson to randy married men out there

missyadorable:



Hahahahaha! Bible forbids fornication,how many couples abstain from sex before they are wedded? Dont people still tell lies,steal,kill,and all sorts of sins forbidden in the bible?

Stop deceiving yourself.Men like sex more than themselves.a man is ready to sleep with a strange lady and die afterwards than be satisfied wt his wife and live long!

Some men don't generalize, despite d losse morals we experience in this sickened world, there are men who are still chaste. Take it or leave it

missyadorable:



Hahahahaha! Bible forbids fornication,how many couples abstain from sex before they are wedded? Dont people still tell lies,steal,kill,and all sorts of sins forbidden in the bible?

Stop deceiving yourself.Men like sex more than themselves.a man is ready to sleep with a strange lady and die afterwards than be satisfied wt his wife and live long!

Some men don't generalize, despite d losse morals we experience in this sickened world, there are men who are still chaste. Take it or leave it I mean it

gil Ellis....female coach of the year.

A lawyer might consider to stand for Liar Mohammed on the last day of judgment before christ but this man... No no nooooooo

nice one.. deserved it

iteleaye:
The root of all men's problem is to.to...
So after reading every line put to.to at the end


U look fine just to enter...
U want money just to impress...
U talk cool just to win over...
U even fight ur fellow friends all cos of...


Now tell me, are we not all going to die cos of...

O BOY you wrote great verses,But why,is that thing too sweet like that,is that boys enjoy it more than girls?aaaaaaaa'aaa RIP