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10 Stup*d Questions Men Ask Women During S*x, Number 7 Is The Dumbest by dammieking1(m): 4:50pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Men sometimes ask too many questions that
you get confused about what exactly he
wants in s*x with you. Here are the most
common questions men ask during s*x with
their partners.
1. Do you like it?
I find this question very funny. If she does
not like you, she will never have s*x with
you.
2. Did I hurt you?
Women hide their feelings in their actions.
They give codes, its your job to decode.
3. Are you enjoying it?
This is a question most guys ask. If asked
and you don’t want to lie, just smile and
moan louder. He’ll get the message.
4. What’s your best s*x position?
Every $exually active person has a favorite
position. If you don’t know yours then you
are not $exually active enough. Your spouse
knows your favorite position so he doesn’t
need to ask. A toaster you don’t like asks
and your answer should be “I don’t have
one” but if you like him then you can tell
him the truth.
5. What’s your weak point?
Every lady has a major arousal spot. That
place on her body that if anyone touches
very well, she’ll loose her senses. That’s
what he’s asking for. If you cannot figure it
out yourself then go to bed.
6. Have you c*m?
Every $exually active girl on earth has once
being asked this question. If you haven’t
c*m, not to hurt his ego, don’t say no, just
say “I am almost there”. Let’s hope you
finally get there but if you don’t, keep
saying you are almost there until everyone
gets tired.
7. Who’s your daddy?
Like seriously! who is your daddy, this seem
like the dumbest question to ask because
her daddy is definitely in his house chilling.
8. Am I sweet?
This is a weird question as no man is
perceived as candy or chocolate.
9. Did you enjoy it?
In my own opinion you enjoy food or ice
cream. If you can satisfy your woman, you
should be rest assured that she enjoyed it.
10. Do you want more?
You do not need to ask, she will ask for
more if you are up to the task. |
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