purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a [size=18pt]medical maga[/size]. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

1kinggy:
Next time, ask them for medical clearance or road worthiness.

In the time been, take care of this one. Contact her baddoo family.

#my2cents

Adedayo516:
Which one is baddo family again

purest21:

Good idea. But look at it this way;
What if on the morning of my 'urgent' business trip and she cannot travel back on her own. Who will now escort her back cos I have an urgent trip

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

purest21:


I'm just so regretting. I so much hate to come in contact with that phrase "had I known"
I cannot ask her about who will send money o. This girl is looking for any opportunity to just swallow me. As if I'm the cause of her sickness. Fighting with a sick girl is what I can't get into right now

Jalinco:
Arranging babes online is the cowardest decision a guy can make. You mean there is no babe in your street, place of work or market nearby? But because you are afraid of being slap by a chick, you went to import an expired goods. Let me be frank with you, you have your grand mom incarnate with you, since you did not take care of her when she was sick. You want to roast your grand mom!!!!!

IamLEGEND1:
come join us for dance floor na.
lol! the thing don hook the guy for neck.

sickstars:
looool
Simple just tell her u av larsa fever
She wud run away herself

danduchi:
My advise is next time ask any girl coming to see you if she's a sickler... But for ur present predicament, I will tell u to pluck banana leave, cook with white potash add ash from kernel back and give her. Thank me later

Urine:


You didn't reply me, what's up?

FILEBE:



I can't seem to find where you sent it to. Is it on Nairaland or my email?

Urine:


Your email, ko**_mo**d@yahoo.com

That's the email address, edited four letters cos of spammers.

obiorathesubtle:
kaaaai! See monitoring spirit.. Chei.. My brother.. No kill me abeg.. I'm innocent!


My day was boring oo.. All my attempts to sleep have been futile

sylvalord:
lol... Don't worry, i won't kill you. I bet my day was even drier than yours. Can't sleep? That's more like a motto to me, i am suffering from chronic insomnia. Do you know any remedy?

hehe.. Valium5 or sth..


I heard chronic insomnia is valium5's Ho.. While bs insomnia is its' side chick..

Try it out.. You'll wake up 2 days later.

FILEBE:




Dang! that email has been deactivated long ago. wow! no wonder! let me see if i can change to the new email. Who uses Yahoomail again by the way?
editted* i have changed the email. i should be able to see your messages now.

kamsibee:
You played into the gallery of doom.....lol. you can send her back if you really want to. Just get one or two friends to accompany you to her place, hire a taxi and bundle her into it..... off to Asaba you go..but before you do that,make sure she gives you her exact address, don't let her know you are planning to go to her place. Act fast otherwise you will be forced to pay the bride price of a dead girl...lol

modestdude:
Gurl you mean o. Are you a descendant of Machiavelli?

obiorathesubtle:
hehe.. Valium5 or sth..


I heard chronic insomnia is valium5's Ho.. While bs insomnia is its' side chick..

Try it out.. You'll wake up 2 days later.

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

purest21:


I'm going bankrupt and you're still asking me to nurse. I just need her out of my house I'm not even interested again

ladyF:

lol let us just thank God for giving [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] a good conscience...if not ehnn