As the EPL transfer window comes to an end, I want to announce to all interested ladies that I am in search of a lady to be my val this Valentine season.

spafu:
As the EPL transfer window comes to an end, I want announce to all interested ladies that I am in search of a lady to be my val this Valentine season.

What's your budget like? I mean how much is gonna be her sign on fee?


Na wa o! Konji don do people strong thing!


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Evathyst:
What's your budget like? I mean how much is gonna be her sign on fee?


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Are you a player or an agent of some goalscoring player? How interested are you on this deal?

Careful for what you wish for, cos the babe you might purchase in this transfer window might not be on form.

Further you don't want to go bankrupt as the economy is not favourable to the guys club.

Hahaha...so funny. On loan or Permanent deal?

huntila:
Hahaha...so funny. On loan or Permanent deal?

On loan with an option of a permanent contract depending on her performance in the game of the year on February 14. If she fails to do well, I will return her to her previous club.

Dongreat:
Careful for what you wish for, cos the babe you might purchase in this transfer window might not be on form.

Further you don't want to go bankrupt as the economy is not favourable to the guys club.

I get your point. So you would rather I wait till end of season's summer transfer window, right?

Op i got someone for you but she's like Ronaldo and im her Jorge mendes.
You'll need a ridiculous transfer fee to sign her from her current club.

sundoj08:
Op i got someone for you but she's like Ronaldo and im her Jorge mendes.
You'll need a ridiculous transfer fee to sign her from her current club.

Thank you agent Sundoj08 Mendes, can you please make arrangement to send the babe in question to me for a three days trial? Once she is successful and I am impress, you will be invited for the papers signing. Thanks

spafu:

Thank you agent Sundoj08 Mendes, can you please make arrangement to send the babe in question to me for a three days trial? Once she is successful and I am impress, you will be invited for the papers signing. Thanks

Lol dude she's a star already not a rookie

If there's any one thing I like about all these, it's the OP's boldness. Whilst many male nairalanders are also suffering from this 'seasonal konji' they would just be pretending like all is well with them.


Awon werey!



OP, if truly you're serious, make an offer of any amount you can afford. Trust me, offer comes before negotiation and acceptance.


I'm not a player though, but I'm an established manager. Might decide to sell you any of my team player provided you meet her valuation.


I'm like wenger, I sell anything sellable!

sundoj08:


Lol dude she's a star already not a rookie

No, no,I cant take the kind of risk Chelsea took with Fernando Tores who was a star at Liverpool then. I just want to make sure I sign players who can seamlessly fit into my style of play. Please send her in the next available flight.

Evathyst:
If there's any one thing I like about all these, it's the OP's boldness. Whilst many male nairalanders are also suffering from this 'seasonal konji' they would just be pretending like all is well with them.


Awon werey!



OP, if truly you're serious, make an offer of any amount you can afford. Trust me, offer comes before negotiation and acceptance.


I'm not a player though, but I'm an established manager. Might decide to sell you any of my team player provided you meet her valuation.


I'm like wenger, I sell anything sellable!

Thank you, and I hope you are aware that Wenger has got most of his signings concluded before the news gets to the public? And the fees these days are "Undisclosed". And secondly looking at your profiling, I can tell that you still have the capacity to play at top level. So I will like to sign you as a player-manager. I will send you a PM so we can negotiate in private. Thanks

Evathyst:
If there's any one thing I like about all these, it's the OP's boldness. Whilst many male nairalanders are also suffering from this 'seasonal konji' they would just be pretending like all is well with them.


Awon werey!



OP, if truly you're serious, make an offer of any amount you can afford. Trust me, offer comes before negotiation and acceptance.


I'm not a player though, but I'm an established manager. Might decide to sell you any of my team player provided you meet her valuation.


I'm like wenger, I sell anything sellable!

Thank you, and I hope you are aware that Wenger has got most of his signings concluded before the news gets to the public? And the fees these days are "Undisclosed". And secondly looking at your profiling, I can tell that you still have the capacity to play at top level. So I will like to sign you as a player-manager. I will send you a PM so we can negotiate in private. Thanks

spafu:
[s][/s]And secondly looking at your profiling, I can tell that you still have the capacity to play at top level. So I will like to sign you as a player-manager. I will send you a PM so we can negotiate in private. Thanks[s][/s]

Thanks but no thanks!

Looking at the situation of things right now,it will b a great search to find an inform player...I think I will av to my manage my player till d rest of the season

Rawshal:
Looking at the situation of things right now,it will b a great search to find an inform player...I think I will av to my manage my player till d rest of the season

Which mean you'd suggest I do the same thing by keeping my present player till end of the season? Ok

@ OP why dont u send out scouts to various stadiums to discover talents you can sign for peanuts. There are also players on bosman. The ball is in ur court.