SOFTDRINK:
So,after all the four years you spend for school, you no get common sense to know say that girl no regard or respect you.


Guy,if you call or text that girl again for any reason,you need to cut off your balls and give it to dogs to munch for dinner,cos you're not worth to have such jewels in-between your thighs.




Which kind Sissy we dey get these days sef?

eaddyboy:

Chill bro! why u dey carry the matter for head like this nau

like I said my aim is just nacks, I only want a friend with benefits situation and it's for a short while before I move out...I no need relationship with her

eaddyboy:


Intimacy must dey bro!

for the record; it's just for the nacks

eaddyboy:


I'm not that interested in being the boyfriend per se, it's just for the nacks bro.. I've got a girlfriend at my state where I'm returning to in a two months and I don't fancy Oloshos which she even suggested to me the other time

babavik:
Oga HARDDON and highly respected Profs,I greet..........
pls help me out......,
There is this lady at my place of work that have been on my neck for a long time for a relationship which I stylishly decline though she keeps coming around but not as before. The problem is that I want her back now and is like she's dating another of my colleague which she denied vehemently when I asked her.
Pls how do I bring her back even though I missed my chances earlier on.Help a brother out

SOFTDRINK:
Aboby, even if you want run the matter via FWB no mean say the Barney go come dey give you triangular compass via billing and you sef come begin reason to press her.



Fine boy, don't sell yourself short just for crumbs,there are many girls who are wishing you'd give them an ounce of the attention you give to that girl and they will give whatever you want.

5naira:
She seemed interested in me at first but I don't want to ruin things up like I usually do. How do I Spice up our convo. I haven't chatted her up since ystaday after she refused picking up my calls when we initially planned to meet

eaddyboy:
Hi guys, pls I need your input and advice

I met this girl through a female friend of mine (connection) and we got talking, I told her plainly and directly without mincing words that I want her to be my girlfriend and I explain to her reasons for her to see things through albiet I have limited time to stay in the state due to my work and she got my point but said she has a boyfriend who's outside the state serving, that at best she can only be friends with me - checking up on me, coming around to talk and all that but nothing more not even hugs as she can't double date and also get involved sexually with another guy.

fast forward today and almost a week, she texted me on Whatsapp and ask how I'm doing, she started enquiring about my welfare and all.... then boom she asked me to sub her phone and also give her money for her hair which equals 5k.

I asked her if that will make her accept my proposal (being my girlfriend and other benefits attached) she replied "Ehn ehn" and that "she will try to think about it"

I then told her that doesn't sound positive, she replied 'i have heard you'

I'm a corpers and still receiving stipends from Federal government, I told her there's no cash now pending when Govt will pay us, she said ok, and that I shouldn't forget her when the money comes.

Now I'm having second thoughts not to even give her at all, initially I wanted to give her like 3k.... is it worth it at all or should I let it pass ??

N/B I'm leaving Service in 2months time and she's aware

plagiarism1:


Fool, ode
Even if you pound a fool with a pestle, foolishness will not leave him.
Must you date her, Shey na flower or honey dey her toto?

Guy, be a man for once. Stop ridiculing yourself and neither send any money to anybody.

Agp19:
your story is the same as mine but not as worst as yours. Mine, she has change. She is now giving other men attention. But yet to cheat. Which I confronted her with but she insist she still mine that I shouldnt bother myself. Wanted ending the shit relationship today. But one thing led to another and we make up again and even had a smash sex. But through out the period sex has never been an issues she give me on a daily. So my question to Mr Harddon is

*After using the drill to attract the lady of your dream. How do one maintain the high tension attraction for a very long time*

Bcus sooner or later u will just lay down your guards.

Why mine has even lasted this long is bcus whenever I notice any comfort on her side I just come up with drama that will keep me away from her for days. Which has been working but can't continue on that lane, I notice am pushing her with that drama.

isyourboy:


Forgive me boss, I've learnt and move on.

imagine a girl that has Never requested money from me before telling me this morning that she needed cash all of a surden with a command tone. I'm sure she want to give that money to her fuvk mate. well, after reading the msg I just block her. from everywhere

Shittaakeem:
HARDDON I have this issue bugging me for a while now.
I find it easy to converse with girls I don't like. But when it comes to girl I like Bleep my brain formats instantly I become my oldself. Can initiate a convo. Lost.

Just met a pretty girl recently I'm still facing this issue. I need help I don't want to blow this opportunity.

Shittaakeem:
HARDDON I have this issue bugging me for a while now.
I find it easy to converse with girls I don't like. But when it comes to girl I like Bleep my brain formats instantly I become my oldself. Can initiate a convo. Lost.

Just met a pretty girl recently I'm still facing this issue. I need help I don't want to blow this opportunity.

freeman002:
Hello Hardon and house.
Please help me.
There is this girl I have been chatting with on Facebook. She's been proven tough but I was able to get her number. She said I should text her on WhatsApp but the problem is that I don't even know what to say.

I read the thread and wanted to use anything ,may be her pix to make fun of her but she doesn't have a DP. Pls how can I start an interesting conversation with her?

Pls I really need your help badly......

you want him to say he likes her when he does not even know how to chat her up on whatsapp

vickyhow:


Tell her u like her, and would be willing to change her life, if she gives u a chance.
I honestly think no girl is worth the hassles, expect she has potential to help you big time.

Forget the konji aspect!

My 2cents Bruv!

vickyhow:


Tell her u like her, and would be willing to change her life, if she gives u a chance.
I honestly think no girl is worth the hassles, expect she has potential to help you big time.

Forget the konji aspect!

My 2cents Bruv!

HARDDON:
witty/funny lines in meeting women: lets say u got talking and she asks the boring question( never answer a boring question st8t!):

"Where do you live?"

you reply with

"I'm not telling you. For all I
know, you could be a psycho stalker

or huh, with a funny face, and say: so u and ur crew can come gang rape me @ night? no im not telling

or you can simply say, I live on tries, I luv the breeze up there, until one day i freeze and i fell!



Btw, all bio questions are boring questions! never ask them, never answer them str8t! make fun of her asking them

eaddyboy:
Hi guys, pls I need your input and advice

I met this girl through a female friend of mine (connection) and we got talking, I told her plainly and directly without mincing words that I want her to be my girlfriend and I explain to her reasons for her to see things through albiet I have limited time to stay in the state due to my work and she got my point but said she has a boyfriend who's outside the state serving, that at best she can only be friends with me - checking up on me, coming around to talk and all that but nothing more not even hugs as she can't double date and also get involved sexually with another guy.

fast forward today and almost a week, she texted me on Whatsapp and ask how I'm doing, she started enquiring about my welfare and all.... then boom she asked me to sub her phone and also give her money for her hair which equals 5k.

I asked her if that will make her accept my proposal (being my girlfriend and other benefits attached) she replied "Ehn ehn" and that "she will try to think about it"

I then told her that doesn't sound positive, she replied 'i have heard you'

I'm a corpers and still receiving stipends from Federal government, I told her there's no cash now pending when Govt will pay us, she said ok, and that I shouldn't forget her when the money comes.

Now I'm having second thoughts not to even give her at all, initially I wanted to give her like 3k.... is it worth it at all or should I let it pass ??

N/B I'm leaving Service in 2months time and she's aware

Leezah(f):

HARDDON:
look at what I found dripping off the mind of a rare breed.
A female holding an illuminated gun to our heads, pulling the trigger and letting off 60 mags rounds per sec.

Dazed my days in special ways!

One.
Her response to the thread: Why Do Women Love Those Guys That Treat Them Like Trash

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