She don go crash
She dey cook since today

uche sufri sufri use dat gal oh!,

na so you dey eat? wetin she cook sef ?

Akpu plus afang soup

LMAO
No I no dey treat am bad o! I like am so much to think of hurting her.But man must wak now
Wetin she cook.She no even tell me sef.She say na surprise for 2morrow.But if you want as she don sleep I fit go peep inside the pot!

no go dey steal her meat and stock fish oh!

look only !

touch not!

There can be no looking without the corresponding touching

Uche2nna:

Hey Scorpio abeg get off my honeymoon thread

sontin dey worry u, abi ur bele dey purge u ni,,abeg go siddon for toilet make u no dey yarn yabbis jor!

_{scratches head}I neva get reply for you!

lauryn:

see as una dey fight over dish-washer job, oya both of u have been hired. Satisfied?, shu, I don dey suspect sey una do housegirl work before sef and una just prove me right!

craze pikin

lauryn na who be tyhis Uche guy, chi you don kill me oh. I be think say na me you want marry?

who dash you wifey

uh

ask Lauryn now, i don already pay dowry, i gave goat, palm wine, yam and all that abakaliki kola nut. i don die for America who go save me from all this woman. Lauryn even Gani Fawehinmi no fit defend you for this palava whey you don enter so

Na only goat ,palm wine , and yam na him u see.You no see cocoyam add._hisses Abakiliki kolanut ko, Ogbomosho kolayam ni!

uche nor vex oo
lauryn tell me say she just wan eat ur money

ansalam aleku abeg tell am my sister, we are destine to be together, Uche don mis road. I no dey play. no make me send mummy water for you for yonder

Uche2nna:

Na only goat ,palm wine , and yam na him u see.You no see cocoyam add._hisses Abakiliki kolanut ko, Ogbomosho kolayam ni!

Roflmfao Uche, u sure say no be mad woman born u?

u better tell am he dey play with me when i bring juju come find am he go run comot outside like saddam

@ Radiant I take great exception to that Y r u referring to my sweet mother in that manner

I'm sorry Uche.Didn't mean to hurt you.I'm very sorry

e ya, Uche pls don't b upset, i'm pleadin on her behalf

Yeah, taken.Sorry to have also come out too strongly.

It's ok, I understand. Thanks dear

Scorpio, bless u girl

n u too hun

So where my own blessing naw_{babes nowadayz are so selfish see how dem share the blessings finish leave me}

Amadioha bless u, u satisfied now?

uche mek e nor be like say i nor warn you o,

as lauryn's attorney i am telling you now

wey the wifey (lauryn sef? )

omo gal you strong !

2 husbands at the same time na you biko!

Abeg oh i be the undisputed husband, i don pay dowry already, yah goat ,and palm wine, even kola nut and kuli kuli

kuli kuli? what about ikpekere and dodo ikire ?


ucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

wey you?

you dey sleep?

them don steal yah wifey finish!

_{come oh! you pay dowry so?}

I gave them that too, uche who? Abeg im the master of this castel

@ Oyekun abi wetin be ya name sef Wetin be the title of this thread.Abeg carry this ya daydreaming go form ya own thread (For Anita Hogan and Odeku,na him I suggest)! @ Ikamefa Which time dem begin carry kuli kuli and ewa marry wife.Na stream fowl u wan marry(lol @ Scorpio).Ole kon dey dream.E go soon wake up. L no get two husband na only one she get