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Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 13, 2009 |
let take it the way around then, here is WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN: - [b]Dogs don't cry - Dogs love it when your friends come over - Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo - Dogs think you sing great - A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink - Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you - Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs - Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name - Dogs are excited by rough play - Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away - Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair - Anyone can get a good looking dog - If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it - Dogs don't shop - Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor - Dogs never need to examine the relationship - A dog's parents never visit - Dogs love long car trips - Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions - When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it - Dogs like beer - Dogs don't hate their bodies - Dogs never criticize - Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across - Dogs never expect gifts - Dogs don't worry about germs - Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had - Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives - You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day - Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry - Dogs don't borrow your shirts - Dogs never want foot rubs - Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public - Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk - Dogs can't talk - Dogs seldom outlive you - You don't have to wine and dine your dog - Your dog will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball/soccer/basketball/etc. - you can have more than one dog and everything will still be fine [/b] |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by whitelexi(m): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2009 |
Now this is getting interesting |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sesman(m): 11:52am On Jul 13, 2009 |
MRbrownJAY: knew this was coming, as whitelexi said, this is getting interesting, |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by ThoniaSlim(f): 11:56am On Jul 13, 2009 |
Well personally I feel the whole generalization of "dogs being better than men" or "dogs being better than women" is totally uncalled for. . . if you keep meeting the wrong set of men/women that would warrant you to compare them to dogs. . .then it only says one thing about you as a person(birds of the same feathers flock together). . .so plssss step up your game. . .and quit whining here. . . |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Vuitton(m): 12:06pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@ Poster U tried to be witty but seems you just ended up making your self look stupid |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by xynerio(m): 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@ thonia slim. Shhh(with a whispering voice) it is birds of a feather flock together not birds of the same feather. Well maybe it is a typographical error:-) |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sweetpie23: 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@sexyleamon when I first saw the shit you posted, I thought you must obviously be stupid and ugly. but after checking your profile, I was shocked to see that beautiful lady. you know what people like you are called? Beauty without brain. is your father not a man? stupid girl |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by IFELEKE(m): 1:25pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Tudór:Dude, you just dropped it like a slap in the face! Thumbs Up. @Poster Not all private musings are meant to be made public because it's better to be a silent fool than to publicly affirm it. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Gabry(f): 2:13pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO!!!!! SEXY!!! U'VE KILLED ME WITH ORGASMIC LAUGHTER THROUGH THE ROOF TOP OF DISNEYLAND!!!!! |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by ebila(m): 2:28pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@sexyleamon, Sometimes i really wonder how people think.U post is a rather trashy and an unreasonable post.If u consider men to be worse than dogs in anyway,then u should really never have a boyfriend or get married to a man cos that will make u a plain fool and stupid.Review ur post before lettin' them on.Topics like this tell the kind of person u r. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by frank317: 3:03pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@poster, u are so beautiful, u kinda remind me of my dog |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Kelvinj(m): 3:27pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@sexyl baby, u don fall ma hand! Wetin happen nw? I've alwayz told u 2 avoid much drinks on sundayz. @guyz abeg make una forgive am, itz ova feedn nd much alcho. She wnt do it again. & if she does, No worry 4 dat 1 im go hear am!! |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sweetpie23: 3:31pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
why are you talking for her? |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by ashaby(f): 3:34pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
make una free this girl now haba. no be joke section we de? @sexy no mind them jare! truth is bitter and so the insults gets redirected |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Kelvinj(m): 3:47pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@swtpie23 am pleadn 4 her pls, cant u c she nt postn anymore? Probably cryn by nw(nt 100% sure oo.) @ashaby if u tink ur in d joke section, guez u 4got u specs/glasses. So i suggest u get 1 nd re-look. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Kelvinj(m): 3:48pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
@swtpie23 am pleadn 4 her pls, cant u c she nt postn anymore? Probably cryn by nw(nt 100% sure oo.) @ashaby if u tink ur in d joke section, guez u 4got u specs/glasses. So i suggest u get 1 nd re-look. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sweetpie23: 3:51pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
ashaby:this is romance section lady ROMANCE ashaby:what is true in there? Kelvinj:she can cry for all I cares |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by charles316: 6:36pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
[size=8pt][size=8pt]THIS SEXY FOOL OF A GIRL IS A BASTARD.COS SHE `FLOWS` WITH IDIOTS DOESNT MEAN SHE SHLD GENERALISE.SHE SHLD HAVE SIMPLY SAID THAT ALL THE GUYS SHE SAID DATED ARE DOGS.AND THAT WOULD ALSO MEAN THAT SHE IS ALSO A DOG.COS BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER FLOCK , U NEED TO BE bleeped.NOT BY A MAN BUT A DOG. U ARE SO UGLY.DARK SHIT[/size][/size] |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by bluespice(f): 6:52pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
are guys dumbos or what? couldnt u see all this a tongue in cheek comment? is it so hard to figure out when things are said in jest? |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by gen2genius(m): 7:01pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Silly remark. Would you react that way if it was a guy that started such obnoxious thread about women? @ Poster Someone had posted a similar drivel before and here's how I replied her: If you think men are dogs or inferior to dogs (whether you're joking or not) never forget that your father is a man too |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by charles316: 7:25pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
ashaby: ANOTHER FOOL bluespice:IF SOMEONE CALLS U A PROSTITUTE (THATS IF U ARE NOT),WHAT WILL U DO?U JUST WANT TO ADD MORE INSULT. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 7:33pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,somebody have broked your abeg my bingo{dog} would like to take the first shot bingo is big, strong and reliable |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by platinumnk(f): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
I can't shout NL don kill me! |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by Monicaa: 7:47pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
When I initially read the post, I saw it as her being sarcastic, she was only being sarcastic. You guyz shouldn't take it so serious. I also read Mr Brown Jay's own about the women, nd I just laughed. These are all sarcasm. |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by NegroNtns(m): 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
Hold on. . Thats a mouthful to say about a darn dog. Makes me wonder. . .is SexyLeamon the same person using the names Sweetpie and Sexybooty ? |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by frank317: 7:57pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
sexy, my dog is in its heat period, i really need u to come and do what u like doing best with dogs, just bend over. (promise i wont watch) |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 8:00pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
frank3.16:abeg na my dog first before your dog |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by OutlukBabe(f): 8:04pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
I wonder what the female things about the male Dog!!! I wonder what the male Dog thing of the female Dog!!! All of them are cheat, |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by PERVERT9: 8:08pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
OutlukBabe:is you talking from experience? |
Re: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by OutlukBabe(f): 8:12pm On Jul 13, 2009 |
b real, stop dreaming all of you, that is how the species bn design, to cheat and complain, |
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