₦airaland Forum

Ajehkpako4naija:
suck my dick when am pissing

That tiny little weeny?
Nah! I'll pass it to your runs girl sister.

donproject2:
I expected you to corect my English. Nice Moniker anyways.

You can't correct it yourself?

Zonefree:
So, there's ShopRite in Ibadan

Despite the fact that your 'brothers' are always everywhere developing.The ones developing Ibadan no clear you say shoprite dey?

Realcash224:
My Oga is a military General. he do shout at me often why I do apologise always whether right or wrong.

Military na another world.
Na you waka go buy form lol.

Joeyfizzo:
lol.... Military na d highest cult.....e pass the one u dey ..lol

No cult dey superior.
When men start to dey put am for him body wotowoto,he go sabi.

Midas01:
Beat him na shey if it's your wife you'd land her "corrective" slaps. Why not beat your boss and show him who the real man is.

Stop having a victimization mentality.
Only few men(compared to the rest of men) domestically abuse their wives.

If you want to see women abusing their husbands domestically,go abroad.Yet,we don't wail about it.

Ajehkpako4naija:
maybe ur mum then

Lol my mom doesn't whoré around like the entire female in your lineage.
Go choke on your dad's diçk.

Joeyfizzo:
In the military u bloody hell shut up n recieve the bashing from ur superior. After he's done u bloody hell salute him. That's discipline

Superior wan dey bash cultist?
Forget say na military, superior go collect!

gaskiyamagana:
Publicity Secretary
Enemies of Ife
NairaLand Headquarters.

There is no enemy of Ife in this case.
OAU doesn't not belong to Ife people.Let them go and build their own university.

ukaface:
na you be the boyfriend abi?

Lol I think say you go roast me

Have you gotten the meaning of the picture?

TheAviator:
Nope, that's not what you were talking about. You said they would have given the families of the pilots of NAF 475 that crashed quit notice. That was absolutely wrong. They don't give families of pilots of crashed aircrafts quit notice.

In fact, the Chief visited them to console them.

So they can live in the barracks forever?

Ajehkpako4naija:
I was with your dad drinking beer

You go drink beer for grave.

izicooo:
Nairaland is loosing her credibility daily, see the kind of rubbish that they pushed to front page.

Do well to "Unpush" it from front page.

ukaface:
I don't even understand the picture.

Go school, you say na boyfriend house you wan go.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Desert is a great place to chill out...

One can't be as jobless as you are and still have a double digit IQ.
Your comment is the only odd one.

Maybe the time you spend on hoping from one thread to another should have been spent on impacting your em*ty brain.

chatinent:
But how can Ukraine be begging Putin and still be doing these?

These people are really brainwashed by the US...except of course, it's another propaganda.

Do you suggest they fold their arms and watch all their cities captured?

Sixfiguresmart:
which police? The only justice in Nigeria is jungle

Yes o
We only have Ministry of Jungle Justice.

uncleck:
Hard.

Hard as what?

Midas01:
Why are you Nigerian men so useless like this? A woman does and the first thing out of your foul mouths is they just wasted "kpekus"

After you fools will say it's women that have fish brains.... Such idiocy.

Is it not wasted?
Can anyone have access to it again except necrophiles?

wisdomkid:
Oga, in all honesty, read again!!! She's a caterer called for catering job for goodness sake! What is wrong with Africans and reading?

The catering na fronting.
How many girls expressly state they are into hookup?
Na you go know where you dey carry dem from.
Others around them will never know.

Bodmum:
Afonjs

Na Ipob you go find everywhere in the world.For this to happen in Liberia,her drug deals with ipob went wrong.

uncleck:
RIP Princess.

Those who are already bringing gender war here are ignorant. I do aluminum roof. I get most of my clients through the internet. I meet life threatening situations regularly. 5 days ago I escaped from their den too. If a young man like me is not safe, how much more a vulnerable lady?
can you prove it was a hookup?

not a woman stuff... People are murdered everyday in such a manner

Election is near,you better move safely.
Make Tinubu no go use your D do ritual.

Always inform people where you are going.

NwaAmaikpe:

Bad mouth go soon yarn dust now

See as dem waste better kp....us

Those whose conscience allows them to harm a harmless person are really barbaric animals.

The word "please" with a corresponding facial expression is enough to melt my heart.
This is why I can never be a cultist, armed robber, kidnapper,beat a woman!

Idrismusty97:
They opened it yesterday and 5000 people already applied . Now that it's has gotten to the front page with deadline being May then Maybe it will get to 100,000 applicants. For barely 200 slots , na wa o. This country is really really screwed, may God help us.

This is not recruit o, if only you know how many people have applied and will do anything to get in. They only take in roughly 200+ slots among tens of thousands of candidates.

Recruit or not,
Commissioned officer or NCO,
It is still suicide mission.

SenatePresdo:
Na him go fall, just like he's falled now.

You can't do anyhow with my sister because you dey game.

Well,e go tough.

If he knows the babe has a rugged brother, he'll most likely not do her anything.Unless he deliberately does it to spite that brother.

InoGetJoy:
hahahahaha....yaah madt. I had fun during my stay there though. I've discovered that Nigerians don't really hate each other like the way it's portrayed here on Nairaland. Sure, some people from different tribes hate people from other tribes, but generally it's not that much.
My landlord in Owerri is a Yoruba man from Osun state, but you'll think no yoruba man has a property in the East. I think most of this hatred is caused by our leaders to keep us perpetually divided

You get sense.
The tribalism on NL is mostly for cruise.
I have friends in other tribes and I have never for once been tribalistic towards them.

helinues:
How do you mean?

Can you explain the emboldened below?

Btw, op, hope you see how we rolled in Ogun, We have all been updated and necessary actions would be taken. We would take responsibility for our actions rather than blaming others

Wittyduchess:
K.

Lol

Na wa o

Wittyduchess:
In Nigeria, the standard for men being held accountable is very low,some men don't do certain things not because they will be held accountable but out of their church mind and that's the fact


A man can loose his wife and the next day he sleeps with another woman, society will say he is mourning ,but let it be a woman, all hell will let loose.


If reverse was the case many Nigerians will even be sympathizing with Julius for being able to bring in another woman to help take care of the kids and meet his needs . But here no one seems to care if the said woman has needs for ten years. I know some people may argue it's morally wrong, but these are people that will throw morality out of the window if it was the reverse. That's the problem I have with this issue. When do women get to be viewed as humans as well? Don't we have needs and feelings?

There are some instances whereby the standards for holding women accountable too will be lower.

However,your examples are to the extreme.Generally in Nigeria,a widower cannot OPENLY start sleeping with other women just after his wife dies.It will be widely condemned!

This Julius' case,if it were to be the reverse,we all will blame Julius same we are blaming his wife now.
It is for better for worse.

You need to stop playing victim,men too can be victims.
This is the same mentality wives have that makes them raise their shoulders against their husbands when they go abroad.

Osek:
I actually do it when am alone and bored, it's kinda weird tho

Yeah but I'm already used to the weirdness.