₦airaland Forum

pansophist:
I support with 1M naira.

Please pm me when and where it will take place. If I can't attend, I'll send someone to verify and observe how a human can change to a cat or even any animal. Infact change to anything, I'll still pay. I always hear, but have never witnessed juju first hand.

Lol people won't allow that person change back to human again.
Even if they change back,no one will go near him or her again.

baby124:
If the accusation is false, he can sue. He’s a lawyer and he knows what to do. That guy is guilty! Trust me on this. If they reveal the evidence they used to fine him, he will be finished in that country. They settled for a fine which is lenient for a professional. Lawyers will die first before being stained with such blemish if it was not true or they did not have evidence against him. Believe this!

I don't know if this lawyer is guilty or not.

If the accusation is false, he has to prove it is false.If he can't then, it is assumed to be true.
All it takes for a woman to get you in trouble is to accuse you and you can't prove her wrong.

Remember the post I showed you on quora was written by an American and you're not.ALL posters agreed that American Family and Criminal Laws are gender biased.

baby124:
Again, they will not fine him without evidence. The person that wrote that nonsense on Quora does he sound like he’s with all his senses? Is he a lawyer, police detective on sex crimes unit or what? Rape that they will investigate throughly and if you rape, you leave evidence everywhere. When such nuisance like this get power, they harass multiple women who would have been reporting him for a while. This one that got his case blown up is most likely an investigator or she had very strong evidence. He’s a lawyer and will be suing such body if he was innocent or they did not have a case. Tell your guy to go to court if he get mind.

The fine option is probably the most lenient punishment they settled for in this case as he may have begged for mercy. You don’t understand the impact of this on his career. They could at worse have revoked his license.

This is not a case of rape.With rape, evidences will be obvious.
But word of mouth accusations are not easy to investigate without proof.They just decided to believe that lady because she is a female (pretty sexist).
He can't sue anybody.That's how their law works.If he doesn't like their laws,he can leave their country.

There is a reason why a man is usually advised to have cctv in his house if his marriage is failing.If your wife accuses you of hitting her,you need to prove her wrong.If not, you going to jail bro.

33bandit:
I just assumed ..that's how I address most women I play with .
Stop being too serious and uptight lol

Nah I was just curious as to how you knew.
I get you now.

McEphiks:
Then read again you'd see the lady isn't an officer.

The lady is an immigration officer.Check the picture.
Don't finger my brain na

baby124:
Did you see where he challenged the fine judgment? They will not fine him without evidence. They will investigate it thoroughly. Don’t buy all those stories.

They will not fine him without evidence??
Read the below.

33bandit:
Loool most women are just nice ...btw you take nairaland Alfa mails too serious walahi be calming down fine woman

How do you know she it fine

MrNipplesLover:
Nigeria is a stupid country.

This can never happen in Nigeria, rather, them fellow assholes go follow suit and encourage him to make sure say him chop that thing.

Madman!

How are you sure that he is not being wrongly accused??
Remember a woman doesn't need to prove it.

cococandy:
Right. You and the 12 people who liked your post wouldn’t exist and that would have been a positive thing

Even you too wouldn't exist and that would have also been a positive thing.

McEphiks:
You read the epistle at all?

I don't understand the motive behind your question.

After you typed this:

Na ghana immigration uniform be this no be soldier boss.

I corrected you on who and whom is the Soldier and immigration officer.

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Yes I quickly skimmed through the epistle.

McEphiks:
Na ghana immigration uniform be this no be soldier boss.

BTW, ghana ladies especially the ones that speak aigbe also known as ewe are like that. Timid and local and can easily be deceived. Don't ask me how I know.

The girl is immigration,the guy she ran to is the soldier.

seunny4lif:
Those foreign fighters are already crying on Reddit.
They were told lies about Ukraine war according to those that posted.
Ukraine was winning was what they saw on MSM and then they joined the Ukraine troops only to be getting missiles from air.
They thought it was like Iraq and Afghanistan were no airstrikes can happen to them

Link please

DasaintHope:
Congrats Man. I myself graduated with a 4.7 average Mechanical from ABU Zaria.

Las las na military work I used the degree go find. Not to discourage you but don't think your path will be flawlessly smooth. If anything it just got harder. Speaking from experience.

So you went to NDA after B.Sc??

Wanted to enter NDA too but....naija no good.I'll go with the japa route.

ImDStar:
I like Buhari's government because the hardship and suffering cut across everybody, I am very sure no APC member is buying diesel for #280 or #300 grin grin, even the rich are crying now.
Why would someone with complete brain and sense still open his or her mouth in support of this fail government and the failures warming up for 2023?

The hardship doesn't cut across everybody bro.
Majority of politicians don't know prices of things.People that run mikano 24/7,even if diesel enters #1000, they'll still put it on 24/7.
Why?? Because the money they spend keeps coming nonstop.

Why do you think people spend hundreds of millions just to enter a political post?Why do you think some are ready to kill and do rituals just to enter a political post?

Ipob in Afonja clothing.
The police should investigate all the flat heads in that area.

MALIGNANTGuest:
He shouldn't be afraid.
AMERICA rarely deports.
UK, GERMANY & Cananda na BaBa 4 dat one.
So, Oga Relax & enjoy your stay.
Don't mind them.
In Fact, if them disturb you, carry your bag join us for California. Come dine with Mexicans.

Quick question.

Please if his wife accuses him of marrying her for papers,do you think it won't lead to deportation?

Because all those nonsense cappings from his mouth are just format.The more reason he spoke in pidgin so his wife won't fully understand.

CoronaVirusPro:
Rule 1

If you get to anywhere in the world, run from Nigerians


You are a safer with a Afghan Or Taliban, than a Nigerian

Rule 1, Never forget!

Based on my research,none of his friends anywhere is backbiting.It's all format.

He wants to frustrate his wife to divorce since he has acquired his papers.He is now misbehaving.
He deliberately spoke in pidgin throughout so his wife wouldn't understand clearly so as not to debunk his lies.

Looks like what our people can use to package drugs and peddle to Obodo Oyinbo.

oz4real83:
this is the racism that goes with white. Even though this fruit is found in Africa, they gave it their English version of name instead of looking for one local African language name to give to it. If this fruit was in Italy, France, Spain or any other European country, they would have called it in the languages of those European countries just like Spaghetti, macaroni, mayonnaise and many others.

When there are different local names for it: Igbos,itsekiris,urhobos,nupes e.t.c all have different names they call it.
To stop confusion and make things easy for them,they gave it their own name.

Also, nothing stops you from giving the White peoples' stuff your own local name too.


And this doesn't relate to racism please.The whites are already taunting us for always playing victims and throwing the R-word anyhow.

heniford2:
is a lie there's no way your will harbor a drug dealer without knowing his into them biz probably not smart enough

The host will not know that the guy deals in drugs and yet accommodate him.

heniford2:
so true as illegal immigrants have this Rule in your mind but get advice from them and flee like a bird nobody get u time aside ur family all na witch hunt dem be get the message"UYO" on your own and mostly avoid yorubas oh the already hate you as an igbo man

Thank God you know we hate you

My uncle's friend is languishing in prison till today.He accommodated an Igbo man in Italy.The Igbo man was dealing in drugs and his host didn't know.

Jennyclay:
SMH, Nairaland still have a long way to go. Just listen to the advice being dished out up there, just because it was a guy who cheated. If the reverse was the case. Infact it will be on front page by now because of the traffic. Bunch of biased people and the moderators aren't doing anything about it.

@op, As a lady, you shouldn't have bring your relationship issues here. This platform does not favor women, My advice is that you should open a reddit account and take your relationship issues to that platform.

You will later know the difference between heaven and hell. You gonna be reading mature and first class advice, people there are Angels from heaven while people here are demons from hell.

I take my relationship advice to that platform not here, abi do want me to be a laughing stock? Just take a look at czarr, GooodHardDick, Uzomacharles, Moeman and co advice. SMH.. My dear please, Avoid those Slowpokes up there advice and wait for the wise ones to come. Okay! Because Me, I'm very raw. If I give you my advice about this issue, you will just hate men for life.

Mtchhheeewwww.. Bush!!

I thought I was the only one who noticed.
A lot of people here are bitter.
Some here do it for cruise.

Palema007:
Dear Missimelda01,

I usually don't get worked up on relationships issues on Nl but for you, I will try to analyze your situation and give you the best advice I can.

Your boyfriend is obviously a teen in a man's clothing. He has the mind of a teen who wants to explore yet fear losing a good woman (You). You are a rare gem, a scarce jewel he may regret losing for the rest of his life but his testosterone is overshadowing his thinking faculty.
He wants to keep the good girl, while he explore other options as well. He is distracted, sadly at your detriment.
Now, here is the question: What do you want?
You have three choices which are:
1) Be the good, calm , forgiving wife material as allow him have his way. Yes you don't mind sharing him do you? As long as you are number one and earns the ring.
2) Be the good, understanding but strict lady who at this point does not mind losing him if he refuses to change. That's giving him a second chance to change his ways and be committed to you alone. In this case it's a 50-50 thing.
3) Be the dismissive lady and call the whole sh^t off!

Please choose wisely and don't forget to put yourself first here.

@emboldened Miss me with that young lady.She only said her good side.If you hear from the man's mouth too then you can come at such conclusion.

People wey dey use drug money to maintain beauty.

Meanwhile,our brothers somewhere are celebrating 60 years of drug pushing!

How come no ipob member was presented an award??
Maybe they'll present them "Peddling award" later.

If you check their names now,na ipob e go be.
The young girl refused to help them peddle,they decided to rob her.

Caseless:
Learn, study, acquire skills, read, etc.

Thank you.

HairyBalls:
Thanks

Do you have any idea of the universities that will accept me?

No but you can make some google searches.

ednut1:
lol. I dont do accent. Who he epp

Which of the accents don't you do? Nigerian or canny

LesbianBoy:
Not revealing your REAL work abroad: If you are a yahoo boy or azaman reveal it! if you do "boy boy" work say it! Not that you wash plates in one Nigerian restaurant abroad, after work you quickly run to one nice location and tell your guy to snap you. After that fiammmm, you run and post it on "socio mediyum" so that people you left back home can hail you that you are doing well. Oiin! uncle, aunty i say Oiin! Stop that nonsense!




Speaking 'oyinbo' wey no fit your papa: When you see a ghanian they speak their ghana to their fellow ghanian with same accent o, same for indians and other countries etc But when you meet a nigerian, the two of you lowkey know or suspect that you are nigerian yet you dey speak 'oyinbo' wey not fit 'your mama'. you dey MENT better stop that nonsense!




You are a yahoo boy or azaman abroad but you come online to shalaye about naija: when anything bad happens in nigeria, you know you do yahoo or you be azaman........but you are always online typing away or making videos on how "the country no good"or "how the government is corrupt and not providing work for youths". Hello sir, uncle yes you, you dey ment. You are in a country with lots of jobs but because you are not content with how much you are earning but want more so you can 'pepper' people in nigeria. Ole! Onyeoshi.........better meshionu there! Gbenu e soun!
 


Answering your english names because of low self-esteem: your dear parents gave you "oluwabusayomi anita majekodumi", but because low self-esteem want to finish 'your papa' you decide to be answering anita, even though back in nigeria, from your nursery school to university days you were known as busayo. Aunty what is the colour of your problem? How come you are comfortably calling other people from other countries their native name but you are ashamed of yours? Better stop that nonsense!



Starting a youtube video immediately you step foot abroad: Ladies especially need to stop this nonsense! You were in Nigeria you no do anything o but once you travel fiammmmm...you go and create a youtube page straight! And the annoying thing is they are all churning out the same content, no creativity at all!


Lalasticlala

Coming from someone that has never left Nigeria before

If you tell ednut1 to speak English with his Yoruba-Nigerian accent,he will curse you ni.