₦airaland Forum

JasonScoolari:
Walk and shine Professor Martin Nwankwo, may your daysis be longed and wogged.

To all the Kariable entity's in this forum, may we walk and neva Jantule, may we never see Eledumare in skirt and blouse.

I have seriously landed.

ahnie:
Hahahahaha
That lizard no be husband material atall.its an insult to call him husband.

A man that's sterile?with zero sperm mobility
NLanalyst is a barren sperm walking corpse.

He's even bn housed by a fat blobby woman with stretch mark on her face like an Ibadan zebra.

Make his blobby unfortunate wife come takeessons from me.

DonBenny77:
You can read and comprehend but you don't have sense. So you believe that story? Even if na tire them suppose shoot and not on a street with stores around, I guess you believe the narrative that the kids were inside the car. If it was a teenager they would have tagged him drug dealer and you will believe.
If the kids were in the car and the drug dealers escaped you think this will make news. You be mumu

ArewaNightmare:
What sort of accident 🙄

This is a pure case of murder bcuz it's unthinkable for NDLEA boys to conduct a raid in a place that civilians reside too and instead of going in smoothly and arresting those boys selling drugs , one nonsense trigger happy agent opened Fire directly to where people are instead of shooting in the air and immediately they noticed that they've killed one boy and his sister is Also hit , they jumped inside their Hilux and zoom off

IconicR:
I don't go physical not my thing but I don't believe a man should hit back especially if she's his lover, just walk away and punish her with a silent treatment. God frowns at hitting a woman no matter the gravity of the offense

saphiere:
The Future Is Female

ahnie:
May I not be unfortunate like your mother and sisters,who Gee boys have harvested every good things in their lives.

Go for therapy you're DAMAGED mentally in all ramifications,this is what you becomes when you have a messed up childhood and you lash at innocent people because your useless diabetic mother was so daft to not have aborted you.



I'd help you book a session,tag along with that your useless mother n your wombless unfortunate sisters.

Tag your doofuz father to fall in line.
You better face your security job before them go sack you n you end up in the street robbing people of their valuables.


Mu-gu






Local mu-gu.

ahnie:
You must really have a very horrible and messy childhood,where it's comfortable for your sisters to be impregnated by useless men and you brought that warped mentality to nairaland thinking every woman out there must be like your mum n sisters


Chai you wished.

Oh you re pained I TURNED YOUR LOVE AFFECTION TOWARDS ME DOWN?
With screen shots attached

oya take sniper,you suicidal drained gutter rat,a decorated security man .


Only you with too many negative vices
Pedophile
Rape apologist
Druggie
Colossal failure
A serial baby daddy
Thief
And a scammer,how your life go take better?


Mugu


Zero attention to waste on low deranged lifers.

Now the floor is opened,you can start entertaining us.
It's well with whatever that has bn troubling you from your foundation.
Seek for help, whilst you're still semi sane.

Bye!

ahnie:
After you get paid for that your 30k monthly security job,calve out like 22k and register for therapy session,you need it.

ahnie:
Garbage in,trash out.



A beyonce' can never ATTRACT a portable (za zuu)

A Declan rice can never ATTRACT a chef dammy aka cookathon 150 hours.
So you're what you attracts.

ahnie:
Baba your baby boy is cute....I don't joke with kids

ahnie:
I m a lady baby mama

pendragonbladgo:
I told you to stay away from girls and totally end womanizing, then you can ahieve your coaols and save....

Now ordinary 50,000 you are complaining on social media


Better start a clean and healthy life free of mess

Exmilitant:
After purchase of form you visit the strongest frat in school for secret IT.

saintbillion:
Greatest gbogbo

Biglittlelois:
She moved up....she made her choice....you should move on.

Hidewell:
Sir. Please sir I am financially down and the transportation has eaten theory I made from the administrative job I am doing. Please sir I am hoping to rent an apartment close by but I don't have anything on me. You can read more about my story on my post that made frontpage. Please sir any amount to support this stranger in his struggling days will be appreciated sir. Please sir.

Childfree:
There are 2 kinds of begging scam on nairaland. Some would just makeup a pitiful story, then boom someone would help by sending cash. In some cases they can't prove shit hence no one would render help.

The next set are either full time scammers or normal people who have seen a flaw with regards to how nairalanders authentic begging stories.

Example.
I can have my fees intact with me. What I'll do is to wait till 2 or 3 days before school payment portal is closed. Then come to nairaland with stories of how poor my parents are, how I couldn't gather cash despite some hustle... blablabla

Of cause if you check my school, you'll see that it is true about the deadline.
Of cause I can do a video call.
Of cause if you want to confirm if am a student I can also do that since I have ID, admission letter and everything to tell I school there.
Even if you decide to send someone to meet me we'll meet.
Of cause I can even show my school Portal showing my fees is "not paid"
Even if someone requested for school account number to be sent directly, I'll do because it didn't spoil the scam.

Then boom people fall for it.

This doesn't mean or authentic that I lack cash or my parents couldn't give me fees.

The new social media scam now is to let their money rest while have their bills paid by people. Lol

Same with this guy lol, how does paying to a clinic, a video call or his wife actually having a baby says he can't afford or pay?

Just a glimpse to his profile would tell you is either he's lying or he's not serious with his life sef.

ahnie:
FIXED.

Going forward I think we should always address your mother with terms like this.


And if you're pained by my words...kindly engage your fingers.

placeofallure:
My thoughts:

Have you been good to her? Have you spoilt her silly when you had? Have you wetted the ground abundantly prior? If you have, good for you. This is payback time for the surplus enjoyment. But woe betide you if you haven't been nice to her. If you are the calculative type, Woe unto you!

A poor man should not have an erection! Go plug it on the wall!

Promzy99:
Pls Nairalanders... I wish to break d good News with u guys. My wife successfully gave birth to our first child yesterday and its a male.

While am happy for d safe delivery, I also want to appeal to Good and kind hearted people here for financial assistance.

She's still in d Clinic cos of insufficient finance to get them out.

Pls for those who may want to see me as being irresponsible, I am very very responsible.

I have a good business. But things don't always go as planned.

I saved a lot of money preparing for this day, but life happened. For over two months and counting, business has been very difficult, coupled with my wife's flaunting health, we had to sustain ourselves with d savings till we ran out of everything.

Pls, the hospital bill is #73k including drugs for d new born baby...

No matter how little, as long as its willing from ur heart.

I know so many people will be in doubt, but for clarity sake, I will be leaving behind my number for those who would want evidence, we can make a live WhatsApp Video call from tomorrow.

081-323-77-856. Thanks.


Modify:- Nigerians are very difficult people. See some persons digging up my old post because am asking for financial assistance.

Pls am only only asking for assistance and nothing more. And am not persuading anybody. If u can't assist, u can simply ignore instead of bringing up unreasonable trash talks.

Am not ur regular online beggar. Besides, am a car dealer and automobile electrician in PH. And am doing very fine.

Just that things didn't go as planned and am trying to get my wife out of d hospital as soon as I can.

Business may come anytime or even tomorrow and I won't be needing this any longer..


If u don't want to assist fine, but pls don't provoke me with trash talks. Am pleading for public help doesn't mean I don't have self pride .

ahnie:
How on earth did it reached this stage of sending nudes,they even extended the madness to her inlaws n church groups?

How comes he had access to those people n church WhatsApp groups?


These are ANSWERS begging for QUESTIONS!.

kingthreat:
There is a high-possibility that this dude is a 2nd generation Nigerian-American and has never stepped his foot on Nigerian soil before. He simply bears a Nigerian name and nothing associates him with our country. Guy doesn't even use Nigeria in anything concerning him. Why then are our bloggers suddenly making him full-fledged Nigerian all because he was involved in a serious crime?

Reussite:
Is this a joke?
I can't believe what I am reading. Just because of a baseless misunderstanding of an election, the useless president of the country banned the ladies from partaking in the world basketball competition that they fought hard to qualify for.
This is too much to bare.

TOPCRUISE:
This is wickedness gone too far. Buhari led federal government is a dream killer. This administration will be noted for killing the dreams and aspirations of hardworking Nigerians.

Buhari has been killing the economy, yet no correction was made. Now he wants to kill sporting activities before he leaves office. We were thrown out of FIFA world cup due to unseriousness from the sport ministry. Now he voluntary, intentionally and deliberately threw our ladies out of the FIBA world cup. Yet billions of naira will still get embezzled and stolen.
Did we Nigerians offend him. Did the Ladies committed any crime. Is voting him in office as President an offence?

oz4real83:
America and their media should always be bold enough to accept and acknowledge their citizens who have dual nationalities when ever they commit crime. This criminal is an American despite bearing a Nigerian name, the news should be reported as such.

Ezedon:
End Time

The man must come from Ogun state, or have Lived in Ogun, and a brother to Joe Igbokwe

Olumighty123:
At some point, you'd get tired of living all by yourself too and maybe then you'd find you a woman and end it there

felong:
Marriage in this our generation does not favour men like a poster rightfully pointed out. That is why so many men are suffering and smiling. Just make your own money and enjoy, if pikin de hungry you give one local girl belley then settle her and carry your child. That's the best.

JooEeL:
It is short-term solutions since 1990 that has brought us to where we are today. Small manageable but ultimately useless short-term solutions is why ASUU has struck more than 20 times in the last 20 years.

If you are from Yoruba land, go and ask your parents what education was like when Yoruba was at least in its regional government and see what we achieved. There were no useless strikes. School was affordable and free for the most part. In fact, Awolowo's education policy had Yoruba well-to-do volunteering in many ways. Many gave out their buildings and lands for free education. This was our trajectory until One Nigeria dislodged us. Many of the Oduduwa institutions built within that period: OAU, UI etc. are still the remaining citadels holding out its glory still -- albeit fading.

Long and short, the time for that long-term solution is now!