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Mooh247:
This is why nobody takes some of you Africans seriously

I sometimes wonder if brain dey pain some Africans

Jew , Arab, Persian all have the same ancestors..


Isreal to Saudi. Is like Lagos to Kano

Their language are similar Ellah means Allah Arab and Hebrew understand each other

Who is doubting that?

Adam , Solomon and Jesus were names given to you non thinking Africans by your Oyinbo slave masters

Are these names not accepted worldwide?
You are saying it as if the names they told us are different from the names they told the rest of the world.

Incase you don't know, christianity was brought to Nigeria before slavery.So,oyinbo slave masters didn't tell us any name but oyinbo missionaries did.

Biblical stories was written by many people Jews , Arabs and even Persian

Tell me a book of the bible that was written by arabs.

You African that people who took your ancestors as slaves and deleted your history now made you think you know Arab and Jewish history

Like I said earlier, those who took us as slaves were not the ones who wrote the Bible.
Also,it is our history they deleted not the Arab and Jewish history.

Now,since we have same history,how come the quran is a distorted version of the Bible that obviously existed for yearsssss before the quran?

yunus that served at his boss' house and his boss' wife was making advances towards him.It was recorded in the quran that yunus entered the house when the friends of his boss' wife were cutting apple with knife.They admired yunus so much that they didn't know when they started cutting their hands with the knife.

Our Bible that was recorded before the quran didn't tell us this.Where did you people see that spicy story?

alfarouq:
There are broadly 2 categories of Non- Muslims that take the oath in order to comment on Muslim topics.

-Those who erroneously think in their minds that Muslims are on the wrong path and desire to guide Muslims. They are civil in their discussions and civil.

-Those who take the oath to enable them blaspheme against Allah (Subhanahu wa ta ala) and his messenger ( PBUH) there by causing Muslims pain.

My prayer is against the 2nd category.

Ya Allah, they engage in this because You have allowed them a level of ease in their lives. Ya Allah, please make their lives difficult and complicated until they repent. Make it that the more they engage in this act, the more miserable and complicated life will become for them unless they repent.

Oh Allah, Please make them witness the triumph of Islam and Muslims before they exit this world.

Oh Allah, please raise from amongst their offsprings, their siblings and their relatives righteous and pious Muslims that will work for the triumph of Islam and Muslims in their community while they are alive to increase them in grief.

Oh Allah, increase the muslim ummah upon guidance, protection, care and patience.

For verily, you are The All Powerful and The All Wise. Nothing happens in this world unless it is in accordance to Yout decree. If You decree anything it must

We won't relent in bringing more pain to you people.
We won't stop until y'all denounce the religion of piss.

AntiChristian:
Can't your pastors wake her up?

Your fellow boko haram/iswap that are dying in the hands of soldiers,why can't your imam wake them up?

alfarouq:
There are broadly 2 categories of Non- Muslims that take the oath in order to comment on Muslim topics.

-Those who erroneously think in their minds that Muslims are on the wrong path and desire to guide Muslims. They are civil in their discussions and civil.

-Those who take the oath to enable them blaspheme against Allah (Subhanahu wa ta ala) and his messenger ( PBUH) there by causing Muslims pain.

My prayer is against the 2nd category.

Ya Allah, they engage in this because You have allowed them a level of ease in their lives. Ya Allah, please make their lives difficult and complicated until they repent. Make it that the more they engage in this act, the more miserable and complicated life will become for them unless they repent.

Oh Allah, Please make them witness the triumph of Islam and Muslims before they exit this world.

Oh Allah, please raise from amongst their offsprings, their siblings and their relatives righteous and pious Muslims that will work for the triumph of Islam and Muslims in their community while they are alive to increase them in grief.

Oh Allah, increase the muslim ummah upon guidance, protection, care and patience.

For verily, you are The All Powerful and The All Wise. Nothing happens in this world unless it is in accordance to Yout decree. If You decree anything it must

A christian will rather pray for those castigating christianity to have a change of heart.But you,you are cursing those who castigate islam.

So much for the religion of piss peace.

Mooh247:
Take UK for example, Islam is growing rapidly even with their constant attacks

Funny thing is if you read Quran in English, Old Testament Bible and Jewish Torah you would see that all Abrahamic religion are very similar

We all know your book is just copy and paste of the bible with little adjustment.

If not,why do we have Adam and you have adamu, Eve and awawu,Moses and musa,Aaron and haruna,Mary and mariam, Joseph and yunus,Abraham and Ibrahim,Jacob and yakubu,Solomon and suleiman e.t.c??You copy our stories and add your spice!

alfarouq:
Insha Allah. Some of their offsprings, Siblings will become righteous Muslims and will champion the cause of Islam in their communities insha Allah. It will give them so much agony but they won't be able to stop it.

"Righteous" and "muslim" can't be in one sentence.

Righteous muslims that stone and burn fellow humans right?
Righteous muslims that terrorizes the world right (ISIS, Boko haram, Taliban,Alqaeda,Iswap e.t.c)?
Righteous muslims that don't regard women by condemning them to the kitchen, making them cover their whole body while the men expose their own body freely right?

JooEeL:
The solution of my writeup is a complete dissolution of Nigeria with respect to similar tribes and cultures.

Dissolution is a long term solution.

So you expect students to sit,fold their arms and wait for dissolution?

Give us a short term solution that can get us out of this mess while working towards dissolution.If not,you've just said nothing!

OvaSabi1:
Not all big 4 companies specify the age requirement in their job ads. You should do a Google search to know which one in particular, then target that firm. Also, some multinational companies as well as banks will pay you even more than some big 4 firms and they do not discriminate against age. When I say banks, I am not referring to marketing. There are banks that are looking for people to fill in core finance roles.
Please focus on passing your ican exam at once. Prepare in advance so that you can complete it just as your service year is ending. You need to read as if you are preparing to join Russian troops in Ukraine. I am a lecturer in a Nigerian University and I teach Accounting. I am confident that a student with your CGPA will do well in the labour market. Overthinking might cause more harm than good. Relax and take each day as it comes.

Again, you can decide to go into core fintech by learning a finance related programming language like python or R.


Again, ensure that you take your final year project seriously. Don't do plagiarism. Go and learn how to do research in Accounting from scratch. An original study can be published and can help you get a scholarship. Another thing is that when your lecturers know that you are good in research, they can help you get a job in academia. But this is risky because some lecturers can use sweet mouth to deceive students so that they can continue to use them.

Lastly, look for a hobby outside academics. Playing musical instruments, poetry, chess, football? Whatever. This can also help in scholarship applications especially if you hold leadership positions in any of these activities.

You nailed it ma'am.
However, will you advise ICAN for someone who plans on going abroad?Say USA.

Creeknigga:
Hello?
Its like 'you are me' from alternate universe o.
Same age(16) that I left high school, same year (2017)I gained admission, almost same age, facing the same predicament.
I even had to chat my course adviser up to tell her my problem and jokingly told her I wished ASUU will call off the strike for me to graduate and then they could continue there strike and she said I'm selfish, that she is disappointed in me. Can you imagine?
She doesn't know how depressed I've been for the past 2 months now.

How about they that haven't been paid salary since strike?

JohnBullMySon:
Are you going to pay for his MSc degree?

99% of Nigerians have savings less than 500k NGN.

Didn't you see he mentioned "Scholarship"?

JohnBullMySon,I sent you to school,you don't know what is scho-lar-ship!

JooEeL:
But you fools will not know. Na una dey suppose dey call the original SIMPs. When your brains click into gear, you all will realise that the problem cuts deeper than just grades or strike. You'll realise Nigeria is your problem; Nigeria is that "village people" you all usually waste time praying against in church. If you are not ready to find ways to disintegrate the zoo, then we'll keep seeing more threads of lamentations as this. I saw one funny guy in another thread complaining about buying 5 mangoes for 500. Him never see anything. Una go begin count notes to buy 2 maggi.

You stated a problem which is Nigeria.But you didn't state any solution.

Should we all sit back at home and wait for a miraculous catapult to fire us abroad?
Should we ignore making good grades just because our counterparts abroad don't care about grades?
Should we desist from protesting and stop expressing our grievances towards the appropriate authorities?

Your write up is anything but complete.

Village pipu.

TheNiceGuy:
Myn44 Lalastclala eun, this is not appropriate here

E pain am.

You must be one of the followers of the Paedophile.

Jesus is a prophet in their religion(prophet Isa).

While theirs is a paedophile in our religion(Paedophile M).

Oplomo:
Abeg, we are interested in the name of the person that was killed.

We need to know if some ragheaded bastards have taken a loan that they'll have to repay.

Her name is Deborah.

Heathrow44:
Re u outside ? Nursing isn't 3yrs o, is 5yrs maybe 6yrs incl. ASUU strike, I want to go outside the country, making money there is good,

I'm not talking about studying nursing in Uni.
I'm talking of all those nursing programs maybe by school of nursing or so.

Heathrow44:
I read anatomy and I checked the NHS Care providers and Anatomy isn't listed as UK medical professionals that should be employed by the NHS

Why not do a nursing program now?
It's just like 3 years or so then be a Registered Nurse.
Your Anatomy background will give you leverage.

If not,stay in your Nigeria.

Heathrow44:
Theres this new Visa HP1 that allows Nigerians to go to the UK without Sponspor or admission but you heard they exempted Nigerian universities, Even if they turn around today and accept Nigerian universities, the uni i went to isn't among the first 10 universities in nigeria, So Idk,

I'm thinking weda i should start business here and travel to UK once in a while like 4months then come back!

Medical personnels have been going to UK before HP1 started.So leave that aspect to your brother as he is in a better position to recommend to you.

No one abroad cares whether you graduated from the Top 10 unis or not.As long as it's government approved,they are all rated the same.Abroad employers that haven't heard about Unilag,UI,OAU before.


That aside, abroad is not for everyone.If you don't like there, it's better you stay in Nigeria and do your business.
But if you're in the medical line, abroad is your best bet.

The choice is yours.

Spaxon:
The reply was based on something.
Why drag me ?

I think you misunderstood me.But it's fine.

lexy2014:
See pot calling kettle black. You that confessed that u can sell your father's because of olosho is saying u have lost hope in Nigerian girls. Just listen to yourself. Some of u guys should have shame and stop blaming Nigerian girls. because you are olosho minded, you will always attract girls like u. That's why the first thing I told u is to discipline yourself. When u do, you will attract the right kind of women

Lol from my experience, dating a Naija girl is hell.I'm very reserved and gentle.They take advantage of me,cheat on me, unnecessary billings,e.t.c.
But now,I only use them for sexual pleasure.
I'm not giving my heart to them anymore.

Naijatask:
Introverts that I know, don't carry olosho, but will rather masturbate.

Alaye, I don't think you're one of us oooo

Mastur don tire son of man.
Son of man had to upgrade to the real thing!

Medianna:
Close your eyes lemme prayer for you brother
May God forgive this son of Solomon

We both are not holy so don't do as if you're better than me

novia22:
Yes now. No time for this kind talk for Heaven or Hell now ......plenty work dey there.

Not yet abeg.

I never go the sex tour wey I bin wan go.

lexy2014:
Why dont you just discipline yourself and get yourself a woman that will want to be with u

Not inside this Nigeria.
I've lost hope in Nigerian girls.

fineboynl:
People who don't drink not to talk all of an addicted to drink don't know what God has done for them.

It's difficult to save money or plan if you drinks every night and hang out.

If you are a Hangout addict and drinks you will understand what I'm talking about with the current economy in the country.

I know how much I spend a night for normal paging even on a low key.

Thousands will just go like that before you knows it. Couple with all other bills to pay.

Thank God I'm an introvert.I don't hangout.I only drink alcohol on festive season or if someone buys it for me.

But you see olosho,I can sell my papa house to carry olosho.
I don bring olosho from Ghana before....The most expensive shiit I've ever done.