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Lesbians can get satisfied with ordinary tongue and fingers.

Brother,dem no dey collect awards for "best in knacking".
If na 2 minutes you sabi do, do am and sleep.
If na 3 inches you get,use am and sleep.
Enjoy yourself kings!

Holluwhakemmy:
communities dick get no value and enjoyment

Hanty, I'm suspecting you are inexperienced in the act.

A diick is not like a pussy that can be overused or slacked due to too much usage thereby causing lack of enjoyment.
A diick stands firm!

Lemme not spoil you lol

Your younger bro is not a real nigga.
Tell him to go after barren married women.That way,he can fearlessly cum inside and watch it flow out like a boss.

In a traffic jam on a busy lagos road.

Needless to say,I was the causer of the traffic jam.
People dey look sha.

Holluwhakemmy:
continue knacking HIV& STD will knock soon and your eyes will open

One can contract HIV and other STDs too from a girlfriend.

Though,I always use condoms with these girls.
It feels good to have variety to select from.I can select plumpy, thick,slim,tall,short,tall,fair or dark.Unlike a girlfriend that always remain the same.

Holluwhakemmy:
hmmmn hmmmn be deceiving yourself your gender can't do without us

I said 'I love you' last in 2018.Since then,do you know how many girls I dey enter steady?

No more love for naija babes.Na to knack and go.

The FutureIsFemale

I hope jeon is not there.Someone here said her underwear odour can choke burna.

Holluwhakemmy:
Very soon it will come out of your mouth.

Your gender no worth am lol

Dankovich1:
Same here, since this year I have never profesed love to any lady or girl either jokingly or on serious grounds. And I don't see me doing it before the year ends or even next year.

The first and last time I said "I love you" to a girl was 2018.

MALIGNANTGuest:
They keep deceiving Nigerians who make themselves available for deceit.
No single Church in Nigeria performs MIRACLE.
The REAL MIRACLES occur in the hospitals.
Ask Doctors & Nurses.
When they tell you it's A, it's A.
No Frame up.
No Teaching Hospital frames up cases.

If you haven't experienced something before, it's not enough to conclude it isn't real.

FutureIsFemale:
R.I.P

Meanwhile

If this woman becomes the president,I will grant you your wish and heart desires.

Farid24224:
That's great...you chubby..That gives you an upper hand, while learning the game you should try working on your cardio..Your stamina. By jogging, skipping too..After some months you can then hit the gym and turn those fat into rock hardened muscle

Thanks a lot.

Farid24224:
If you are starting basketball... budget like 20000 total.

That was what I did...I bought another ball making it two with the one my uncle gave to me, that's 7500..My sister bought me an Air Jordan 1 kit abroad.. It's $10 but here in Nigeria, it's so expensive (17000)..It cost total $15 including shipping bills... I have 5000 left, so I used it to buy costumes, protective gears.. Because basketball is a very dangerous sport..You get banged up all the time..

Being a slim dude, I even registered at a local gym with my friends to buff myself up..

Thanks for the heads up!

I'll try to look for where to buy the bball.

I'm a little chubby and get tired easily.I guess I have a lot of training to do

mirexxx:
na only man dey build house? Hard earned money ke

Only a yeye man will marry a woman inside her own house.
If she likes she should have 10 houses.We are living in mine.

FutureIsFemale:
Shut up! Apart from reproduction I see no reason I should want a man in my life.

As long as you have a man in your life, you'll get rapéd again and again.Why? Cos all men are rapists including the man that will be in your life, including the son you will bear.

BigBashiru:
You have raised good points about colonization and I will be glad to enlighten you thus:

1. A poor thief is an innovative thief.... they bandied up and ganged up together in their conquests.... I.e. UK, Germany etc.

2. Western Europe is the seat of Satan on earth. Search Google for "battle of Normandy moon phase".... you will see that they wait for alignment of moon phases (which is associated with satanism) before launching their colonial wars....

There are so many African Inventors and Africans started inventing before Europeans - Egypt is in Africa bro and Egypt is the cradle of civilization....don't you forget that....there's nothing like "sub saharan africa"; it's a term they invented to intimidate you....

You have been psychologically beaten down and hopeless. See bah, if you believe they are superior then keep that to urself.... don't try to now spread the same belief to others and corrupt the mind of others....

Africa APPEARS backward due to over 400 yrs of colonization..... native americans also appear backward.... Ian macdonald of Britain called them and told then they were "savages".... and they called u savage too and you believe them.... mumu

You are just like a woman that supports all women whether right or wrong just because she is a woman.

You didn't even think that if the whites are not superior to blacks,why are the white men's land better than black men's land?

FutureIsFemale:
I want my acct unban

You Carried your hatred for men there.
You think it's Nairaland that tolerates rubbish.

BigBashiru:
Who are "whites"?

The white race is an inferior race.

Television,mobile phone,fridge,AC,Fan(standing or ceiling), mattress,Sound system,Play station, Laptop computer were invented by a global body of researchers including plenty Africans, Indians, Middle easterners and western Europeans (who you call "whites"

The white race is an inferior race?
Yet they went and took over America and Australia from the native americans and native australians and they live there till today.Or do you think America and Australia were originally for the whites?

The white race is an inferior race yet they came to Africa to come and colonize and enslave black people, collected our resources.How many whites did black people enslave and colonize?
When the whites sailed to Africa with ship, which means of transportation did Africans have?Horses, donkeys, camels

Whites are inferior yet our economic situation is inferior to theirs.The GDP of Texas alone is more than that of Nigeria as a whole.


It seems you don't know what invention is.The whites brought education to Africa.When the whites were inventing,the blacks were still being taught how to read and write.
It is only inventions of recent years that I can agree were done by a global body of researchers.

I'm done with this argument jare.You are only supporting blacks blindly.
If you have the opportunity to leave this country, don't leave.Hardship and insecurity never tire you.

Prettygirl200:
Oga it will work okay!!! Karma is not stupid. If he doesn't want to marry her he should take care of the lady nd the child, wait what are u Even saying so if u are in his shoes u will allow her to carry the responsibilities of taking care of a child alone? Did she get herself pregnant? She is schooling, the op is also schooling if he knew he wasn't ready for a child, he would have used preventive measures, but No we wan do skin to skin na the results be that. He should bear it in mind that if he abandons that girl, any curse she lays on him will follow him till his dieing day. He should put that at the back of his mind.

You are clearly taking sides.Why not blame the lady too?
Why did she open her legs?Why didn't she take preventive measures?They are both at fault please.

I need you to only answer this question.
With which money do you expect OP to take care of the child with?

BigBashiru:
2braithe @2braithe

Didinrin seems you don't know there is nothing in Africa.


Do yourself a favor and Google "timbuktu manuscripts" - this will show africans have been inventing long before europeans had a clue.. timbuktu manuscripts have been digitized and immortalized by Google.


Africa is more developed; you are simply a victim of western media.... I hv lived around the world....

Do you need to google to know whites' inventions?
Majority of the things in your house were invented by the whites.Television,mobile phone,fridge,AC,Fan(standing or ceiling), mattress,Sound system,Play station, Laptop computer e.t.c.
Name it and you'll see whites invented it first before africans started making theirs too.This doesn't need googling, it's common knowledge.

And you saying Africa is more developed,I don't know if you're trying to be sarcastic.
I was in Germany 2014, Russia 2018,Ghana 2021,South Africa 2021.
I have friends who have travelled far and wide Africa and Europe.For you to say Africa is more developed shows I'm only wasting time arguing with you.

Iamicekid:
Since the girl no gree comot am, all he can do is take responsibility as long as he is sure he is the father, but not be guilt into marriage because she is carrying his child that’s what I’m advocating

Take responsibility with which money?

Prettygirl200:
U don't want to marry her but u bleeped her abi?? U don't want to take your responsibilities, but u bleeped her. If u abandon her with that child, u will never ever hear the cry of a child in your house after marriage with another lady.

Did he rape her?Why can't she say no to sex.

And your curse cannot work.For you to even heap a curse on someone who didn't offend you shows the kind of person you are.


As for the OP,if your parents are capable, inform them and let her birth the child.If your parents don't have the means,let her take care of her child by herself.
You will still have many more children when you're ready.

Iamicekid:
Make no girl use, pregnancy to Dey guilt trip u people into marriage, accept it and make it clear that na only baba mama option dey ground make she no go dey think se one man down

With which money?

Starting from baby stuffs to hospital fees to diapers to baby food to baby clothes as it grows to school fees to feeding himself and the lady too.

Abeg no push the guy.If you never reach to born,if belle come,flush am.

The FutureIsFemale

BigBashiru:
You leave 54 African countries and straight to Europe.

Colonial brainwashing

Didinrin seems you don't know there is nothing in Africa.

How many inventions have africans invented compared to other continents?
Compare how developed europe is compared to africa.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Now people have seen their TRUE COLORS.
The SACKING was not wrong either.
These are young boys who should conduct themselves properly & focus on the things that took them to that placeplace, having known they have got a dysfunctional home.

Now they have succeeded in taking with them, their terrible character & attitude to Life.

Uncle!!Just because they wore Agbada and posed with a car that is not theirs?

You can't expect them to be within classrooms and studying 24/7.Won't they unwind?

LilMissFavvy:
So why are the other two frowning their faces? Are they not happy to have that opportunity? Ungrateful idiots'

So because they're frowning,they are ungrateful?Is it every time you laugh??

Envy kee you dia.

Sunny2034:
Take up a sport, eat eggs and milk or get a protein shake. Be very consistent for 6 months at least. You could still add a few inches. Don't use HGH oooo

Meanwhile work hard and get money and marry a woman of 5.10"���Women ignore height for successful men. Check nau. How tall are Whizkid, PYO, Davido? Once you're rich and fit, they won't see the height again, it will be, ooh you look so young, you don't t look your age etc etc. I'm a woman ooo, so trust me!@

I agree with your advice.

But I don't think using money to attract women is cool.She might not love him but only love his money.

What do you think?

Prettygirl200:
meaning 5feet nd 26inhes is taller than 5 feet and 6 inches

No.

Not to confuse you, let's approximate 5ft 26inches to 5ft 3 inches.

So 5ft 6inches is taller than 5ft 3inches.

Prettygirl200:
How do u guys measure height?? Is someone with 5fit a short person??

Average height for male is 5 feet 6 inches.
Average height for female is 5 feet 26 inches.