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I once dated one particular beautiful girl I so so much admired, the first night she spent with me, my brother I have to run for the safety of my dear pe**nis...her thing was as wide as Lagos ibadan expressway, how I wan feel the gutter?? Even if them summon all the men in my village including the witches ehh! We can't still fit fill the hoe!!!

Look at who is calling Nnamdi kanu name o! I no blame rather I blame it on cheap data and free mode!!

jaxxy:
Nothing concern Biafra with this, NK needs to shut his trap!

Sharraap there with you and your brown teeth gworo chewing parasites called Elders!!! Children of hates... whatever brought us together will and must surely be broken into pieces in The name of Almighty Jehovah!!!

SarakiBukola:
LOL. So Northerners are now afraid of IPOB and Kanu ?

Do you know what happened during the Kaduna Declaration or you weren't born then?

Lemme help, Kanu chestbeat and he was warned not to try visiting Kaduna. Your elders also went to beg with their red caps.

You forgot to include as a historian who graduated with third class ����

itsme01:




No lies... Most Graduates should think of using their idea and knowledge to create job and not just wait for people with ideas to employ them

The solution to not being broke is to have a skill, services or product and have a very good marketing plan Including radio jingle, newspaper advert, posters and Social media that can get you out there

As a Computer Scientist, advertise your programing skills to people online and ofline, people need softwares, app and websites, offices need a tech guy to call and sort networking issues you just have to advertise

As a Mass Comm graduate start a blog and a news website, create a social media page or simply continue making thread on Nairaland putting your contacts

As Philosopher, write a book on a percuilar subject you have researched about Nigeria, religion , culture or tradition using what skills you have learnt

As an Accountant advertise your services online and ofline to small businesses needing book keeping solution and audit for tax clearance and loan aplication, you can also meet a programmer for you to write an accounting app or website that offer accounting solution

As an Agronomist, Fishery or Agriculture Graduate... study Fish Farming, study crop planting and write a very powerfull business plan, after that start marketing yourself for people to consult you in setting up a farm

Animal Scientist and Vet Graduate should advertise around farms , ranches poultry for consultancy ETC and start breeding Dogs for sale


Above all have a trade skill as back up, you can get that from learning through many free platforms from churches and government




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In 2020 too!! This one madness is still confirm factory fitted..

BuhariAdvocate:
Ipob propaganda. Just to paint yoruba bad.

Them go soon spoil the whole building with shits and later will start arresting innocent citizens for illegal shitting...�����

My dear Nairalanders, I posted last time how I lost my job with irokotv and ever since then things has been extremely difficult for me even before I lost the job. Am stuck in Lagos here can't even travel home to see my mom cos I have nothing to show not even transportation fares.
Am pleading with all good Nairalanders to help me with any Job,so I can have a good beginning by next year, I studied History and international studies (B.a Hons). Am a computer literate,I speak Igbo,Igala and English fluently. My phone number is 07032817803 email benpraise47@gmail.com,benpra benpraise47@yahoo.com. please i will be more than just grateful. Thanks and Happy Christmas to everyone!!!!

What gave birth to a thing like this

sapele914:
Way pursue Ojukwu run go the Ivory coast, Buhari pursue Kanu go Israel? Ipob Slayers.

It's a shear waste of good energy trying to....I don't embark on a wasted journey, and besides nothing is as dangerous like trying to educate a foolish man whose mind is already set!! Review your comments day and night,to actually know the detriment of your daftness..tufiakwa at the mention of IPOB watch their stupidity sprung like an erected dick... some people are just naturally foolish!! But why�

ProWalker:
If you have a shred of human intelligence, you will come up with valid contrary opinion and not acting like a rabid dog on the thread

I wonder the components in your brains that makes you people to think like aliens...

ProWalker:
Don’t quote me again if all you have in you is foolishness

Some mad people still look clean on the outside see comments for heaven's sake!!!

ProWalker:
Seems igbos are justifying the death of this SS policeman by their terrorist ipob.

Nzuzu...

itsme01:



very painfull loss, an ACP who is close to his retirement got killed by IPOB terrorist

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I don't know the name but the dam thing is super Fast.....

Your comparison was too fast and suspicious!!!

flexyrule:
what's wrong with this one?

2face hail from Anambra too....... I don't understand

Do you know that most of these nairalanders commenting don't even know who Raskimono or Eve Edna is?
So why won't they be vomiting rubbish when they don't even know the historical background of this evil nation...!
They attacks anyone who positively opposes this tyrannical leaders and his cohorts, simply because most of them here lacks sufficient knowledge of history thus lacks the what ut takes to argue constructively!! Tuifiakwa children of indomi

You will have to wait after rapture for your dream to have meaning

waleadex:
In all, let us just be hopeful a better Nigeria is near.

Goan hide your head in shame!!!! Infact am ashame on your behalf....chai!!!

dalongjnr:
Nice one. Nigeria will rise again. I believe in Nigeria. Good bless and prospered Nigeria.

Just like one gworo chewing red teeth parasites will wake up one faithful morning and start spewing "Treason trisin, treasonable offence,hang him hang him hate speech hate speech" tufiakwa!!!! Whoever brought us together in 1914 will never rest in peace until we go back our separate ways....

My joy is that an average yoruba youth is now waking up to reality. Now it's no longer IPoB miscreants Sowore is in where Nnamdi kanu was before....let me sip my orijin while I read more comments! Kokoroookooooo

I am very sure there are not in anyway thinking of bringing him back to Ala-igbo to bury
Ndi Abuja he should be burid in his Abuja ooo!!!
Let him rest in peace there....

This guy won't let that yansh stop decieving him now....

Bia my friend will you sharraap there have you ever maintain 15days relationship?? How do you know she's rude? Ngbo ngbo ngbo piafukwa gi isi now repeat after me if I say u, u say I
You are nothing but murutun mpavu repeat that 3x per day!!

xoftcore:
Then start repecting him
Because you are rude

I played this video in my compound in Lagos boom!! I found myself in the village with ekericimaci lion!!!!

emonis88:
Guy, if I get the money, I go buy brewery say make them just dey supply u anytime u want. U be man.

This reminds me of the day our eldest sister came home in the middle of the night crying that her husband beat the hell out of her...my mum woke me and my younger brother up and was like how could you guys be here and your elder sister will be going through such inhumane treatment.
So my younger brother flared up and I followed suit just to play down the rising tension.
I took the lead and drove straight to the husband house but while In the car I asked my brother
Me: Bros
Him: abeg abeg
Me: what if this marriage scatter now who will marry this our sister with kids and besides we have not heard from the husband. I want you to do me a big favor
Him: what's it
Me: I want you to act on my directives ok pretend from now that nothing happens,let's take this to another level ok.
Him: just make sure you know what you are doing.
Me: sure I got this
So when I got to the house I went in and we both greeted and I told him am not happy with him but we should go out and talk. So we drove to a nearby joint we sat down and talked and he explained everything,the only part I faulted him was raising his arms, which he apologized deeply and promised to make amends which he did.
Today they're with 4th kid
Moral of the story,help your sister in her marriage!!

What's your location brother?

pahen1991:
what's your location

*smiles* opinion noted adius!!!

SocialJustice:
I'm both, reading in between the lines indeed. Nobody will be dragging Irokotv over a lazy useless staff.

Thanks my brother

cassidy1996:
its a private firm, what do you expect, just move on

Like seriously? Are you technically daft or naturally can't read in between lines. Oh my God

SocialJustice:
Lol, you played with your job and lost it. You want us to tag the firm a bad one because you were lazy?

Thanks for the update

Nnaabros:
Take your story to twitter. It might just go viral.