₦airaland Forum

Guys it has happened my gas just finished. No gas. Now my gas stove hot plate is as slow as fuc k.
My vendor said 9pm.aince I got the 5burner.i never use the hot plat3 n I don troway manual.help

Him na omila na
And e sure say e go be accident3d.
Dem. For don buy am for 7k
Den he wan sell am pass brand new price
Na omila be that

Clean imported bawo.
U wan dey call UK used naija brand new
U funny

Alaye na naija we dey.me wey carry telly gif engineer say the telly don dey sapa.say sometimes e go off by itself won't on back.he say na white box abi wetin him talk.he bill me 20k.i gif am 10k.after a week I went back.telly come dey show double image. I vex sell the LG as scrap after using it for 10years. E pain me but na lcd and not led. I later use the money drink beer rush go but rw inches smart telly wey light and not as heavy as my lcd. Infact I now saw the diff.and later thanked the engineer for spoiling the telly poverty no good.

Car wey una buy fir 3k dollars
Don turn to 315 million for naija used
Stip taking hard drugs

This man back then he like to play the role of cooperate 419 esp him with osofia

Shipment is a useless player.i have been saying it for ages.he is useless in every wing.1 on 1 with keeper. U cant still score
U r useless

Time to pay ransom
I hope dem no go later mine him skull
Npf na public enemy
So na oyo be the case

Keep your epistles and lies tp yourself. Ppl who earn dont make noise.u dey find mugu
Shift go front

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The only advice id give u.if its top cylinder removal,gasket.ride on.but u see pistons rings,valve seals,god likes u if ubdey use tining belt..no shaking.but u see rings...timing chain..valve seals.if the meko no get heavy weight compression machine......just forget that lexus.e go skip timing.do overhating..grom there oil burn....ac compressor...tyre mis alignment..fuse burn...abs...traction malfunction....spark misfire.u sef go hail. If u wan to buy accidented car from abroad.make e be fender damage..rear or front bumper damage..door damage...but u see frame damage..engine damage..fuse box damage..brain box damage..ac damage.....run

tyioasvgajs:
I honestly don't know why I did but right now, I am looking for a good auto shop that can handle it for me.

Once a lexus has accident be it from front..rear.no matter how u fix it.i will never remain the same.why buy accidented 2015 when u can get direct toks 2011 2012.what a loss

tyioasvgajs:
I bought a 2015 accidented es 350 and looking for a good auto shop to fix all fixables without ripping me off.
I need a good recommendation.
First time car owner here.

Cant u see the rust pipe ia wet.

AfDapone:
Rx 400h. I need help here with leakage coming form under engine. Where is the leaking coming from and what to do? Thanks. Check VSC and AWD warning.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvXkYYZvns8

I saw an advert of glk here on nairaland. The middleman said the car was cleared in 2020. The same 2020 glk was being sold for 7m toks. So def the owner might have bought it for 6.5m. Then the owner used it till 2025 and wants to sell it for 14m.
Sometimes i dont know how they reason.

Babatundehy:
Make minimum wage earner forget comfort permanently, it is over.

In 2020 glk was sold for 7m
Now unwan sell 5 years naija used car foe how much.u r just daft

I love naija. I still saw a clean white beetle today.sparkling clean.
Still saw a bmw that has almost 7 lamps on the front grille. Old beema of the 80's.
Still saw another benz regular 2 doors very clean.
I hate 504.505 and all other 5's available.peugeot no be car.
Bmw no too get mechanics and all mechanics don abandoned benz wirh beema and joined the olla gang.
Toyota corolla
Toyota bulldozer
Toyota venza
Toyota carina
Toyota camry
Toyota avalon tho e mostly dey parked cos the avalon always dey sapa the owner
Toyota lexus
Toyota land cruiser
Toyota highlander
Toyota sequioa
Toyota bank type
Toyota old model from 1990 till date
Beema na no go area

If your AC compressor is working. As soon as it picks.the engine would make a diff sound.he just wan chop u. Run away from him.
Ac compressor hardly spoils.it might just be on art or a sensor that got defective.but alas all the quacks would point to manual. And being it 4 plugs.i won't advice u buy manual.if not engine go just dey off upandan

Tokunbo big daddy na 8m
Tokunbo camry 2.2 na 6m

Babatundehy:
Oomoo, I no know say car prices don go up reach that level o.

How can u jump from third floor.shey u could not use your hand to land on the 2nd balcony.thenfron 2nd balcony u go just drop with your hand stretched and land peacefully. When no be Jackie chan. She did not want to get raped cos rapists wud rape her without condom and then cum inside her

Winner no dey nairaland.

He won in his dream

Arrhhh
Nal
Iz
Dia

A good locksmith.like say locksmith just dey road. No make u dey trapped for inside lonely road.How much come be naija used glk. E go be 50m.
It's worth is 9m max.
Ole
No make bullet proof car kill u oh.
Say battery shift.ac dey on .car come jam.off.doors locked
U go die inside that car

The last time I left my PC with an engineer.a PC worth 600k.he later broke the flex teeth going to my motherboard.condeming my hard drive.afyer 2days the laptop.while i was bombing.went on sapa mode.error was check hard drive cable.till then till now I've wasted 30k on aliexpress which they later scammed me.the cable was short and bot for my PC.seller no refund and aliexpress supported the seller. Now I'm saving money to buy an SSD which costs almost 100k for 1 terabyte

Any naija used car for 3.5m has issues
From 4.5m even camry 01 sef u cant see for 3.5m

Babatundehy:
You should visit car stands and stop looking at soon-to-die decades old Toyota cars which cost significantly more than your budget just because many people refuse to use their heads in this part of the world. With 3.5 you should be able to get even up to 2012 Nigerian used of car models like Hyundai/Kia.

He looks like that gay American basketballer who also acts in movies.i donnforget him name
That black guy wey act with Wesley snipes that year

Shey na hookup

lightwind:
You no remember when you been de ball de lavish them ??
I no fit de lavish client money like that, i de leave the funds teh well well even if the client na active one still i no fit.

Just 3 hours ago, i received $120 apple card, trade am for Tbay sharp! My whitehead de use apple cd de embarrass me bk to bk.
Still i no de lavish am anyhow....

While my bybit is reading just 3 dollars.
My opay in so many years is now reading 6000naira
My palmpay 3k.
My data balance 200mb
Depression wan finish me
No paying client thru out this month
I don taya