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Midehi:
hecow + shecow = kidscow

muntula ... I mean **shekau**

She be like

Midehi:
....only tiger battery?
now i know.

it taste yummy **

Midehi:
borrow me your glasses let me read again...coooow

oya take my glasses **sheCoW** kikikiki ...

Lolsxx at hired killer... Like I always say... The devil plan is working like madt ... When u turn to a BadGuy ... Many things is involve ....U lie ... U double date .... Start samplying girls here and there ... Now tell me how man pikin wan Go Heaven ... With this kind lifestyle ....**

Midehi:
dats not lie bt forming on emptiness....

are u blind? .... I said I don't drink ... How does that link to forming ...

Midehi:
kiss my foot

okies ... Suck my poo .. Ye shall live longer than tiger battery

I lied that I don't drink ... When she saw me DRinking Garri ... She dump my freeakking asszz

Midehi:
i lied before, it turned out to be disaster, now i cant dare it cos i cant be killed saying the truth...am bn very careful now.

holy cow .... She lied again

amokeme:
Lol @ 9ja made

keep it up...call me when ee don shele ... I love wedding rice

Observing from sambisa ..... Op this ur write-up need funishing ...

amokeme:
there is nothing he has to offer that I can't afford myself... And I don't say "thank you" to something I can afford/get myself. So in order no to seem rude or "ungrateful" I'll rather he keeps his gift /money / or whatever

if all you type is true ... without sugar coating .... swerrat ... Ur wife material no be 9ja made ooo ...

amokeme:
I don't need him to..

like seriously .... Any reason why

amokeme:
really?

yes now ... Seems ur guy is not doing the needful ... Don't worry ...all is well

tosyne2much:
Ooooboi


This one use style get comma ooooo

haba .... These girls need to be gingered ...give Dem monthly allawi .... Be a man like Jesus ... Cheerful Giver

Orijin101:
Here is how a man of God asked a sister out:

Oh! sister Elizabeth. . . Sorry I'm sweating profusely, I just descended from the mountain.

On 19th of May, exactly 12PM, i was in a trance and I saw 5 girls, 3 from choir, 2 from the usher and i said: God! what is this?
God said to me, son! one of this girls will be your wife.
And i asked: God! what should i do now? And God said: son, go ye to the mountain and pray/fast for 14days.
Immediately! sister Elizabeth, you won't believe it, i packed all my things and headed to the mountain.
While i was in the mountain fasting and praying, i said God! reveal unto me that particular lady who will be my wife.
On the 14th day, Behold! i heard the voice of the lord like a thunder saying: Son! i want to deliver unto you, that lady that will be your wife!
And behold! As i looked, I saw YOU coming from heaven with a wedding gown, and i said: God! what is this?
God said unto me: THAT IS YOUR WIFE!!! I said: God! I know sister Elizabeth from a distance, God said: go unto her and tell her what I've said for it's only thou violence that taketh it by force!
So i ran down here to tell you straight away that God said YOU WILL BE MY WIFE!!!!!!

Isn't that the best wooing line ?

She be like ... Dude U got no 6pack .... Fvvck you don't even looklike treysong ... U did what descending from the mountain ... When ur mate are jetting down ...n!gga got no time for Bulllshiit .... So ti ye eeh

10: if you don't Give your girlfriend weekly/monthly allowance ...your stinginess is on HND level ...

adeh39:
.... I did research na....

Oya tell me, Is it not true?

naa the percentage can't be correct ... Even if u be winch ... It still can't be. ...

Dinnyuy:
those fakers should remember there's God oo!
i don tuck my on oo

oga doss fakers are hustling ... Remember every Hustle naa Hustle

Unibenstudent:
This behavioural pattern still gets me befuddled and dumb-founded,could it be a form of love which no psychologists are yet to discover?

Same way u love those Guys with "f" on their profile ... **Imagine samirah na Guy** for reallife ... ** run outta thread ...

adeh39:
Being a virgin is a very good thing but its better if the lady keep it a secret, because ;

45% of guys wants a virgin for a wife and they will do anything possible to marry her even though they don't really love her.

26% of guys wants to know how it feels like to disvirgin a lady, so they pretend and deceive the lady till they achieve their aim.

18% of guys just want to get into her pants simply because they want to add her to the list of the girls that they hv disvirgined...... Those are the people that
called theirselves Professionals in disvirgining a lady.


Some of her female friends that is no longer a virgin will feel jealous, and they will try all their power to make sure she joins their league, either by convincing her or planning against her.

Some people won't even believe her, they will start calling her all sorts of names.

So I think it's better if the lady keeps quiet about her virginity. though its nothing to be ashamed of but it's better if she keeps it to herself.

lol ...how do u come to this percentage ...?? Curious to knw

elantraceey:
He's not ready for marriage


He better tell her himself and face any consequence.

this is the answer you or your follower need ...

awon werey ... Dem don disvirgin this innocent thread ... Op kpele

SweetWJ:
.
Mayb he want us to help him teach her foreign wife queens english in 30minutes.
No be u go marry am because Naija ladies wey sabi Engwish don finish?
Bear ur cross.
*watching movie wit a can of Fayrouz to sip*

ee tire me Oo ... The n!gga is also scared of a richer wife... His next thread might be " my foreign wife want me to call her MA at work

Jacksparrow0712:
Now this is epic. Hahahahahahaha

lol ... The world is going crazy ...but we guys are crazier

Jacksparrow0712:
My brother, no be small thing o. You no even need upload pix. Just activate the 'f' on profile to show you are female. Even the faceless missclassy has lot of stalkers

buhahaha ... The worst part .... Is when u are stalking a fellow guy like U ... U Kon dey say am straight ... I hate gay guys ...*** ogini water-U

Lol .... Funny people ... If u wanna turn celeb ... Open a nu account ... Use a feminine name ... Upload a dop.e picx ... Jes wait and see .... How we guys will roll in....

Good ..... Do you know that "The dream" compose Justin bieber's hit single BaBy ...he also wrote Rihanna's Mega song UMBRELLA ... Do you also knw Viktoh of ybnl... Was the one that introduced lil'kesh to Olamide .... Lastl do you also knw that if an Agbero wanna collect money from a commercial bus ... If u don't wanna pay him anything ... Kindly Play him Baba Hafusa * truetalk

mulattoclaro:
what's your stress?

ask the godss...

We heard U .... so what is our business ?? .... U knw your problem ... U also knw the answer to it .... So what else?

Funny Op ... He will create topic ... Then derail it himself ... N!gga ought to be a female ...