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See Percentage ...OP must be a Mathematician/Magician

Don't know what to type sef

Atleast you wan chop better Soup Buy better Ingredients Op kindly upgrade this Shii don't even stink

How will diss make Gafaru date Tracy

godoluwa:
Lie Muhammed!

lol.. How hustle naa..
U dey knack Alabi correct Akpako..

godoluwa:
olosho hunting be ur biz now

lol.. haba brother Omo Jesu ni mi

Eyin Goons howfar
Page 191 I never post one single Game
#smh for me

Monalisa185:
Lol....yeah, from the mega-million bride price zone

hehehehe, they are the best na

ooh I see
I got Dem alhaji's on deck
Percentage 65-35...hope the 35% is too much for you tho
Dem turn una to commodity
lemme ask a question
So if u love a guy and he is still a thousannaire you won't marry him if he propose huh

myfantasies:
To u it might be funny
But to me it was not

eeya I guess u don't watch it anymore

Now the witches for her villa download WIFI ontop your matter

QueenValerie:
No? It couldn't have disappeared.Go back and look again. No seriously I think that quote was good.I have no more.

lol... I think it has..
Anyway Wassup

kaywiluv:
No, catfish

lol... It is obvious U go like owanbe Dye

QueenValerie:
my post is up top.

I can't see nada bae

kaywiluv:
Aspirant ooo, if u have link hook me up

Huh... I should .hook you up so you be mammi water Chaaii Bad market

QueenValerie:
. lol that might actually make some women happy.

. hmmn..interesting Kindly tell us the best way u think a Guy should propose.

During sex... When she says
"Baby Go harder"
Pause
First ask
Bae Who's your inspiration?
If she says your name
GBAM
Then pop the fuckin question

prettythicksme:

how is our baby doing in ya. Belle

kaywiluv:
True talk, na dem dey always shout konji is a bastard....

lol abi... Konji no get respect at all..
Btw are you the new aspirant/Ambassador of close-up?

prettythicksme:
U get sense!

yoruba boi igbo sense

Gbam Food is Ready Lalasticlala

Lmfao Biitches will be like
Mtcheww
As if no be you dey Patronise us pass

Don't tell us you are getting arouse seeing his Magicstick

koife:
Every man who desires to get married must be willing to take responsibility by providing and protecting his home.....which should be borne out of genuine love. Some get into it as a means to show off to their peer that they have 'arrived', some do it as a result of pressure from parent to raise them grandchildren, some do it as a mark of meeting religious and/or reach a certain career promotion, some do it coz they want to cage the lady and run after every other thing in skirt, some marry because of her elegant looks and curves, some do it because the sex is mind blowing. This is utterly selfish....those looks will fade away when your children suckles her bosom....she will grow fat upon getting pregnant. This is usually a test period for the guys, if truly they ever loved their spouse....you find some of them complain about her cooking, her nagging, her excessive sleep, her sluggishness et al....what happened to your fixing dinner and serving her tea in bed when you both were young and daring, what happened to those short love messages and pings. We constantly neglect our duty which is to groom her as our bride........listen being your bride, and you the groomer isn't only on your wedding day......the grooming continues infinitum. Women blossom when she receive those little spicy romantic vibes from her man, helping comb her hair...the rose....the outings and walk in the park, opening your car door for her.....kissing and complement her openly in the public.... She goes blue red, in fact radiates all the rainbow color. You become her idol, such a woman would stop at nothing to worship and adore you.....all she wants is to be heard. You complain her gist bores you to death....women's birth right is to talk, she enjoys it more when she does it to someone who listens whom she love's. Most marriage breakdown because some of us men are tyrannic and worst, control freak....we make ourselves the emperor of the home....we pass command and judgement, she frets at your presence. What?!No! It shouldn't be. The Holy book makes it clear that we should love them....for them to submit......there is no submission without love.
C'mon guys let add some spark in that relationship our ours!

women are complicated
If you like do snake in the Monkey shadow style
Murder her with Love
When a Better Nigga in any aspect show face your Episode done finish be that

myfantasies:
Trey songz

Tho my ex banned me from watching nd listening to his songs cos i told him he looks like my first bf

your ex ban you huh..very funny

Leriebloom:
Amen.

... You are not even smilling with the Amen huh

Well she is a Secondary Virgin Are you satisfied?

If you still inlove with your ex
J.lo ft Bigsean - I luh you papi remix
But if he/she broke your Breakable Heart
Vtek- Yur fada nyash
Will do

Leriebloom:
My ex doesn't even deserve any song, the relationship ended in less than a month.

eeya.. Swit Pele.. Mr.Right is fast approaching

midehi2:

he probably pick Cry me a River - The Genesis

KashyBaby:
I'm OK with it..car doesn't impressed me at all buy he can impressed me if he can walk with me the whole day...

all day
like walking to mount Everest
Or to your home town?