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Amakavula:
Uncle please tell us a story.

so diss one is called what huh

Blessing in disguise


Haters be like
[s]when is the part 2 hitting Nairaland sir?[/s]

[s]Haters will soon arrive

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They are already in the building

Sorry new guy


Niggäs over here got zero joy

Oyindidi:
Sleep don go on break.

Sleepy head...text your church address..

I can't afford to miss the chicken and rice

Oyindidi:
Op, see your life and you come add wahala on top.
May God help you

FBi

Agent didi you are sighted

Lukas Graham - 7years

Fun - some night




My favorites of all time... Abeggi some people too sabi sing

Sugar97:
Keep searching, I'm sure u'll find a willing partner
You can even have them all at once. A woman has had 17 kids (all boys) within 2 days, so good luck

17kids

Say God...


The husband should be use for condom advert

KingTom:
Funny thing is, Na this one go Fûck pass the pic should rather have said don't break her heart, at least that one make sense or don't beat her. As far as touching her kpekus is concerned, dem go drill am wella

The girl be like... My name is animashaun

My brothers just dry disturb dem sef

Sugar97:
Football team?!

U and who?

are you scared already

It's just 3 quadruplets within 3yrs


But no girls in the equation

Sugar97:
Cute baby

do quick let's make our own football team

Hehehe

itzudee:
. Awwwnnn that makes me special

Good morning dear...

Close up should come sign you as their ambassador

DANDARLO:
WHO AMONG THEM IS MESSI AND WHO IS RONALDO??

it depends on who you prefer

itzudee:
Nawa ooo
This isn't fair
No one is June 22nd

lol

Minus 6days comma join me...

E belike say na only you Waka come

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so glad to to have u ..

i am June 14.

june people are great people!

see dem my birthday gang

ebikz2cute:
june 14

same here June 14

Finally i found my birthday pal

This is what i call finishing


Some people are so mean

E money belike i never even post am for twitter finish e don reach front-page for Nairaland

africanman85:
Pls can I get d strategy u use to chat ladies ? I met this girl ones and d chemistry was so strong and I collected her contact. She started chatting me on Whatsapp on a general discussion and asking me abt some things abt that program I met her. My problem is since she was d one that initiated d chat first, I want to shift d discussion from friendship angle for her to start seeing me from romantic angle. I admired her dimple yesterday night and ask her to change her current profile pix. I told her DAT I want to see more of her dimples. She has not changed it and no reply yet. I'm I following her in d right way ? Pls other gurus should say something.

i prefer making calls when flirting with girls

It's makes more sense cause you can trigger her emotions...

Not all doss lol she types.. When chatting


Why dont you stop chatting for now...

Give that girl a call probably at night... When she is on her bed.. Start flirting with her

E.g

You: hey evening...i never knew you were diss shy
She: am not shy oo... Am eating that's why i didn't pick up quickly
You: see enjoyment... am coming to your house now... Hope ur dad dont have a gun
She: he has oo... Big one even dagger...
You: you know we gonna do... Just go open the window I will pass through there...
She: lol you are so funny... OK have open it



Make her addicted to you...

Thelma009:
yes....what's your name on Facebook so I can send you a friend request?

check your mail dear

Sharmeenator:
Egbe is for real. I have a friend who lives in Ile Owe. Sometimes he told me they do boat of 24hrs supply.

Alimosho don cast....their light isn't as good as before

sure bro

The light over here na you go dey off your prepaid

[quote author=Thelma009 post=62422429][/quote]lol yea
Are you on fb

MhizzAJ:
Nothing really wrong wit her face like that...it's good to be without makeup sometimes

lmao @the sometimes


So dont like being natural huh

Savagery at its peak

Mizsylviah:
One thing is for sure,when u envy other people's success u remain STAGNANT!!!!!!

true talk

Barman Oya give diss bae one bottle of palmy plus cowtail

In burnaboy voice

Jealousy no good oo *2



Niggä had to admit Wiz is the best but he is finding hard to believe

Mumu chapter wale

Thelma009:
fine....what about yours?

it was beautiful

Watched movies all through

rawpadgin:
Dude, it makes no sense bringing every details of ur life to nairaland

you think diss look like any details of someone's life




Freestyle section bro

Why are there no fatherless babies home

Oyindidi:
Come my Church on Sunday

ok send me the address...

No put me for scale

Oyindidi:




Thanks love

madam how about our chicken and rice