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egopersonified:
so last Saturday, I tried to pour my curves into a dress, but the instruction manual said to boil first. any alternatives?

alexialin:
Well all I can say is, some people are angry whenever someone is in a good place with their loved one.
Those ones castigating me here, knows absolutely noting about me, but in their dumvb skull, they feel they are entitled to poke their smelly noses in my biz.
Someone said I cannot hold down a man in my past relationships and I ask hold down my exs? Who were demons in sheep clothing? Who were aiming to destroy me? Are those the kind of men to hold down and keep?
Do one hold down hyenas and vultures? And make them companions?

Are those the kind of men, a good responsible woman should down on?
Lol

For the records, not all men are marriageable whether we like to hear it or not.
Likewise not all women.

God saved me from deadly traps in the past and someone is saying I can't hold down a man . Well I won't say much, caused av said all I need to say.
Am in a happy place, and theres no bad mouthing that will transport me to a sad place anymore.
Am not rubbing my joy on anyone faces, am simply happy. And I will not apologize for it.

Am responsible for my choices. So anyone against me should please mind their fucvking business.

2dice01, I didnt make your life miserable so I wonder why my choices should be a topic of discussion early this morning.

You wail, you whine from now til forever? My life still do not concern you.

Simply focus on your life and make it better including henrylowe.
Stop bn miserable, it will help you a great deal.

And Slayer, if u had not asked me about my bf early this morning wey I dey my own jeje. All these vultures in human form won't be saying rubbish today


So please abeg you Slayer2, no need mentioning my bf on my dp anymore. There are miserable, and hateful peeps here.
Biko.

alexialin:
Why would I feel you are hating?

It may come as a surprise to you but a wise man knows when he's met the ONE, and he has indeed met his heartbeat. *blinking pink eyelashes*. So he popped the question, last two days ago and I said yes!
It doesn't mean we are getting married Immediately. Chill. Cmon?

But it simply means, we will become more focused on each other and know we are both working towards a single purpose and not dating aimlessly with no plans.

I don't waste time and emotions on casual and meaningless fun. Not my thing. If we cant define, what we are to ourselves then goodbye.

We talk most days about plans for our future together and how to carry them out one after the other.

Its a process and a delicate one at that. We are fully aware dear

Don't sweat it.
Relax.

LuvU2:
Lol depends on intentions. I won't sit on my Dad's laps tho.

HARDDON:
because you are too young to know what true love is!

Now take your bag and go to school.

LuvU2:
This was how Trump's daughter, ivanka sat on his laps at 16. Some thought he was a pervert for others it was normal nd innocent.

henrylowe:
Just dey look! Her body go soon come down. Wetin teenagers for Nairaland suppose dey do, na lady of about thirty come dey do am for Nairaland.

When things are happening too fast in a relationship, one really needs to be careful and take a chill pill

I just hope she doesn't regret all these unnecessary publicity about her so called "new relationship"

alexialin:







HAHAHAHAAHAHAH


Eeyah iamJ, my sincere condolences
Trust me I know how it feels.

Am glad you are with beautiful white lady, that's great.. Cheers on it!

Seun try sha, if not for seun I wouldn't have met my guy.
In the real world, guys are always wary walking up to ladies like me and woo. Only the bad guys walk up to one face to face and toast with bad intentions of course. And am not a club or party person, so how will I meet the kind of level headed guy I desire? They aint walking up to me cos they feel I could be rude, saucy and proud. But funny and strange. Am far off from such descriptions

Honestly this online platform is good. Seun! Twale! You over try. God bless you, boss!.

So We have the good. The bad, the sinister, the wounded, the charming, the terrible. One has to be careful when interacting but no dulling or shakara when u see what u want. Just grab it like kilode.

Me I no dey dull o, when I see what I want! And I don't give up!.
Took me so many years of broken heart., to eventually get it right.

Life is tough.

Cheers! Slayer2

JacksonD7:
Thank God, someone with common sense.

yomi007k:
U must be an old man because all ds kids dont know dt man....



Dt is d Rick Ross of Nigeria dt year....man I don dey old oo

yomi007k:



Tell him to grow more beards n bcom Oliver d Coke.....


Kudos to his parents ganster style..if na me I go arrange d yeye kid n shave it off his face.

Mckandre:
e done happen again, she just complimented my voice. now I go use those things u said earlier.

Finally i done laugh last.

Mckandre:
chai, funny replies, should ve waited though. But no need boss we ve gone pass that stage already, we're already using voice notes in our convo.

Mckandre:
OP gud job ure doing here. Tuale for u boss! . Abeg if a girl chats u up @ first conversation and tells u ure cute, what should be ur reply without going off track nd awkward ? Urgent reply needed

IamKashyBaby:


Definitely its men...

Women only cheat when they don't feel the love they were expecting from their partner sha..

whitebeard:
Nawa for u, u think say 14 yrs na beans

whitebeard:
like, that is the line I am looking for, not that I am looking for gay or something

whitebeard:
u got it bro..that's what I'm looking for

whitebeard:
Wow what a disgrace, from the OG/GANGSTER/NIGGER way to the GIRLS/CINDERELLA way, why a shame.