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Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Legendary Nigerian Comedian, Baba Sala Is Dead by 2dice01: 11:11pm On Nov 28, 2017*

I watch diss baba back then i guess being between indomie and old generation makes like life fantastic grin

Rip to the dead embarassed

Who remember that funky tennis service called
"Baba sala" huh

Romance › Re: Nairaland Women Are Insecure, Spineless And Lack Self Esteem by 2dice01: 2:44pm On Nov 28, 2017

This kind thread inside hot sun embarassed

Romance › Re: Help.! He Doesn't Last First Round by 2dice01: 12:37pm On Nov 28, 2017

Now you have been noticed huh

What exactly should we fry?

Kunu or mess

Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed In A Flour Mill In Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by 2dice01: 12:31pm On Nov 28, 2017

Candypot:
Yes ooo!! Its on FP

Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed In A Flour Mill In Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by 2dice01: 12:20pm On Nov 28, 2017

Candypot:
Nah.. I dnt bet, buh lets wait nd see.. I'm not giving up on LALA

baba will disappoint

Am patiently waiting for this tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed In A Flour Mill In Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by 2dice01: 11:58am On Nov 28, 2017

Candypot:
. Lol..he can't just resist the urge..

something tells me that diss won't hit fp

Do you wanna bet? grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed In A Flour Mill In Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by 2dice01: 11:48am On Nov 28, 2017

Candypot:
Oh my!! LALA food don ready oooo!!!

lmao

Lala will disappoint u guys someday grin

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Celebrities › Re: Naija Musical Colaboration That Can Never Hapen by 2dice01: 12:54am On Nov 28, 2017

Banky ft small doctor would be a jam grin

Baba fryo ft Jidenna huh

Kinda collabo you don't wanna miss

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Romance › Re: Pussy Licking!!! by 2dice01: 12:29am On Nov 28, 2017

raylord:
infection bro

the female body is so spectacular
It can habour deadly infections patiently waiting for any available pencil grin

Hope it wasnt gonorrhea huh

Romance › Re: Pussy Licking!!! by 2dice01: 12:17am On Nov 28, 2017

raylord:
I need to stop dat shit mehn. Did it to a particular gal twice

lol why do you wanna stop

Entertainment › Re: Nigerian Entertainment Awards (NEA) 2017 Full List Of Winners by 2dice01: 9:07pm On Nov 27, 2017

Haters are on their way

Loading 26% angry

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Celebrates His 35th Birthday. Kneels Down To Thank God (Photo) by 2dice01: 1:56pm On Nov 26, 2017

35 abi 45

So Dprince should be like 15years when mohits sang booty call grin

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Celebrities › Re: "Actresses Fear Coming To My Hotel Room At Locations" – Antar Laniyan by 2dice01: 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2017

folakemigeh:
Very Handsome MAN..

He is one of the finest Matured man i have ever known in the movie industry.. The way he speaks when angry is a turn ON

e-slap loading from daddi laniyan

grin

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid: For Missing Banky W's Weddings, Angry Fans Blast Singer by 2dice01: 10:58am On Nov 26, 2017

dbaeous:

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid: For Missing Banky W's Weddings, Angry Fans Blast Singer by 2dice01: 8:59am On Nov 26, 2017

All diss ~~fan~~ a.c reacting unnecessary

This is what truly happened

Banky:ayo how far... When you dey fly in
Wizzy: baba mi... E belike i fit no show
Banky: bro why huh

Wizzy:baba mi my left eyes still swell up jare.. E belike That ediot use jazz nack me for da show

Banky: you sure you no nack any bae since 3days now... E suppose Don come down

Wizzy:i no nack oo... But dem nack me... Even when i lock my door... Some pass ceiling enter

Banky: get well bro

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Romance › Re: My First Sex Xperience With A Girl I No Longer Want, How Do I Run? by 2dice01: 12:51am On Nov 25, 2017

Romance › Re: Guys Plz Help Me On This Girl Issue by 2dice01: 11:50am On Nov 24, 2017

Well you need to stop chatting with her

It's obviously she likes you but her level of likeness isn't much
Don't call or text her first

Let her be the chaser bro

Stop trying to ask her out who does that in diss 21st century huh

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Romance › Re: Help!!! I Can't Love More Than Two Weeks by 2dice01: 1:38pm On Nov 23, 2017

GHOLDINGS:
come on, must you comment?

And you did what

Romance › Re: Help!!! I Can't Love More Than Two Weeks by 2dice01: 12:58pm On Nov 23, 2017*

So you mean after 14days your system automatically delete any feelings You have for your girlfriends grin

Interesting shocked

The sad issh is that Scientist might turn you to a labrat grin

Romance › Re: Difference Between "Child" And "Pikin" (hilarious Photo) by 2dice01: 12:41pm On Nov 23, 2017

agadez007:
I dont care where you from

I still reiterate that that Baby looks like a typical yoruba baby than Igbo

Quote me Anywhere

Romance › Re: Difference Between "Child" And "Pikin" (hilarious Photo) by 2dice01: 12:27pm On Nov 23, 2017

[sup][/sup]MP

MissWrite:
So....what, the child partially looks like you? , I think you should blame that on the origin of the other half of you.

agadez007:
what is this one talking about?

Dosent look Igbotic at all,thats the typical yoruba Feautures

the thick komo Lips,the Dull dark skin and those Eyes

looks like a typical Bola

see dem am partly Hausa grin

Make una come beat me for my house

Romance › Re: Top 10 Questions To Keep A Conversion Going Wit A Girl by 2dice01: 10:18am On Nov 23, 2017

Ask what your most horrible experience but tell her yours first

Even if you dont have

Niggä form one grin

Na you go tire when she start with her superstory

Romance › Re: Difference Between "Child" And "Pikin" (hilarious Photo) by 2dice01: 7:41am On Nov 23, 2017

Am not being sentimental but the latter ~~child~~ looks igbotic grin

Am partly igbo too huh

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Romance › Re: Letting A Girl Know You Can Do Without Her by 2dice01: 2:51pm On Nov 22, 2017

xynerise:
Of course it is necessary to make her look replaceable. Don't act all "Nigerian Love Music Videos" you watch.

Even if you can't tell her, act it each time she misbehaves..

Most women always take advantage on the fact that you are so into them. You see them get angry because you went to toilet and you used water to wipe your ass instead of tissue( Baseless reasons).

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: People Born In June, Lets Meet Here by 2dice01: 11:43am On Nov 22, 2017

itzudee:
of course... Lol....but why?

lmao

Can't u see you are intimidating somebody with your 32 huh grin

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Romance › Re: Grandma Mistakenly Send Nudes To Her Grandson (screen Shots) by 2dice01: 10:48am On Nov 22, 2017

Sound

like a planned work

Romance › Re: How Many Of You Can Boast Of A Faithful Relationship? by 2dice01: 8:01am On Nov 22, 2017

We are not even faithful to our maker

huh

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Romance › Re: Guys I Need Help ASAP If I Should End This Relationship Or Continue. by 2dice01: 1:15am On Nov 22, 2017

ultimate77:
Thanks man. But this time around... I've set everything rolling...

good

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Romance › Re: Guys I Need Help ASAP If I Should End This Relationship Or Continue. by 2dice01: 1:10am On Nov 22, 2017

ultimate77:
I can vouch for her in this case. She's not smashing no nigga

hehehe I laugh in Swahili grin

Lemme tell you something

She knows you wanna wife her
She knows you can't do without her
She knows you will still come for her(u already doing that indirectly) huh

You need to upgrade your version bro

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Romance › Re: Guys I Need Help ASAP If I Should End This Relationship Or Continue. by 2dice01: 12:49am On Nov 22, 2017

Same girl you are cracking your brain for is busy crushing/smashing some niggä grin

Dust your shoes... Bro move on

You owe her Nada she is entitled to nothing

She want it... She gotta earn it grin

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Romance › Re: Why Do People Hate Texting Last? by 2dice01: 12:18am On Nov 22, 2017

The person that gives the lesser fuçk won't care huh

Romance › Re: She Called Off Our Wedding And Wouldn’t Give Me A Chance To Explain by 2dice01: 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2017

DOUBLEWAHALA:
guy wetin dey worry you na I don watch the part2 na

Haha Oga mi wetin happen

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