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skimena:

Bros i 2 tyre like okada

When i saw that comment

I read somewhere where a China guy was asking
Why do African players runs to China League to Play
The comment that crack me up was
Because they have extended family that relay on them

This your seasonal movie
Stop Bítching around Bro
If i was the one she reported and came to Shalaye
I will just Chop knuckle with her
Saying my nígga we Good

Lazycyndy:
I didn't write to make you laugh, if you want to laugh you can look at the mirror, am sure you'll laugh at the image there.

The attention ye seeketh

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In kanye's voice
It ain't funny anymore Bro ..Try different Joke

Stephenmoka4:
What do you think.
21void
2dice01
others

a very good pick
Green in advance

Bennysam:
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Oga you funny die, so you encouraged your fellow man to continue till next four years

Baba 4years no far like that

Person wey endure 8months nothing do am
Shey na 48months go come kill am?

She is testing your love Bro

You almost there

Just 4years more before she says

YES

Before clicking it i already know its a lady

No guy will kill himself for likes on social media

AfroKnight:
Why did you expose him like that?

OP you are not ready for freedom. When you are ready you will stop rhyming and start ignoring undeserving girls.

i ts was so obvious
Baba was just doing like an Upcoming Rapper

I don know say water don pass Garri

Wifey isnt ready for Operation

All those vows of marriage you guys were saying doing wedding was just Sakamanje

Wifey values her life then your Union

We both know the answer to your Delimma
But am 8-2 tell you cus am not the Ronaldo of your life

Binhamid:
God bless, I dey enjoy the link. I just hope I don't forget the instructions

@the Bolded

With 1000naira you will be able to Print 10-15pages
Paste them on your favorite spot at home after morning prayers read one of the quote and assimilate it
Then you continue your daily routine till it sink and becomes part of you

Binhamid:
Should I block her or something. Because she keeps calling me crying and begging. But I feel blocking her will be petty. And I'm scared she might hurt herself or have problem concentrating at work.

You need to grow some balls like real men

Alot of redflags from you bro

If she did her calculations right you won't even suspect anything rest assured next time she will use Almighty formula

She is not yours fam
She is for the world

Do you want to be enlightened?
Check this thread out
https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know

Thank me later

This Op is just doing initial Gra-gra

One flashing or Text msg
His mumu button would be activated again

abduleez1:
Will check merrymen 2 soon. It's just that pretty gal Rosy Meurer that is one primary reason I have to watch it. She set DIE!!

Sugar Rush? Nope. I'm not sure I'll even bother to watch it, the trailer seems crap to me. Just overhyped nonsense and ingredients.

Lara and the Beat, had it in my Nollywood list for some years now. But after the back to back trash of Nollywood movies I consumed during the Lockdown, I don vow to myself to steer clear of them. Until I probably see something that spark my interest.
You can download it on 9jarocks

at the bolded i use to be like that too until i realise your dream girl is another person call girl

So why dont you attain the Height where nobody or nothing becomes a dream to you
Be it your Career,Business or Hustle(Legit)


Have you Seen Anna (2019) an American/Russian movie, there is this Anna(she is bisexual)girlfriend wey set pass two beautiful people

Even my female friend that I recommend the movie to was like 2dice01 that bae Gorgeousness no be here

Well Sugar Rush is far better than Merrymen 2 difference belike Lewandoski vs Tammy Abraham

Lara and Beat isn't out for download since ages
I dunno whether the owners want to release at after Presidential Election

The Best Nollywood i have seen this year in no particular order are

The Delivery Boy
Love is War
King of Boys
Living in Bondage
Sugar Rush
His Excellence (Pure Comedy)

abduleez1:
We wey don download since a month ago nko.

Funny how its trailer was kinda interesting, with Percy Jackson vibes.

Yeah I downloaded immediately I finished the Trailer

I know no say na Scamming levels

abduleez1:
True, new money was good without much publicity.

Ain't watch Millions yet, skeptical about it.

Will find time for Merrymen 2 soon. Just to delete and free space.

Merry men 2 was just bunch of Good Actors without Good storyline
Watch and enjoy bro :,D

Have you seen Sugar Rush?


am still waiting for
Lara and the Beat
featuring Seyi Shey and Vector as the lead Actors

abduleez1:
You would be Epicly disappointed with Accidental Spy. Atrociously stupid for my liking. Ramsey Nouah and AY were main reason I kept pushing including the other funny guy. I love his facial expressions.

Merrymen 2 since how many months don dey phone no ginger to watch.

AGBA 1

I was hoping the part 2 will be better

I was disappointed

The Millions
New Money

Are better movies without any or little Hype

ALEX182:
In my opinion, any man that is busy posting photos and videos on Social media is not a serious minded fellow. Infact, I have no respect for such men. Social media should be used by men as a tool for momentary distraction. I don't even have social media accounts anymore. I closed Facebook 3 years ago, never opened an Instagram account, have a dead twitter account which I opened back in 2011 which I use to read news once in a while.

Social media is a time waster. Ever since I closed my social media accounts, my life has florished.

True

Tik tok owner said it all

ALEX182:
That is because women feel the need to be relevant. Despite everything that feminism has achieved, women still feel they are irrelevant. That is why they have the numerous mothers days in a year but they are still not satisfied.

Even if all the 365 days were dedicated to mothers, they will still find a way to complain. Men don't need any celebratory days to feel relevant. We create relevance.

Well Real men are rare and going extinct

Imagine one of Friend saying its been a while he dated a very Beautiful lady
So I ask what of if her character was Bad
Niggá said he will use money to shape her to his taste

Was just laughing in aliens language

You will see a grown up 20-29 yrs pouting and making short snapchat videos on fb and WhatsApp just like the ladies do

Like someone said we need to Post this kinda stuff on Billboard

We have up to 4-5 mothers/women day in a Year
While the Society isn't freak about Sperm that made them

So Iconic

Stephenmoka4:
Abeg come carry Aalesunds comot from here. See wetin I talk.
Away mumu either half Don either. 3 goals in less than 15 minutes towards HT conclusion.

adetunjioludami:
God bless the person that mentioned Get Out 2017 here o, I enjoyed every bit of that movie

God bless you too

Check

Ready or Not (2019)

I dont even know which i prefer more between the two

Stephenmoka4:
The club just so annoying, if them score them 15 minutes self. I won't be surprised.

Na so dem worse reach

DEWKID:
I love nokia
Like for NOKIA share for SAMSUNG

Udeme
You don dey old bros leave all these like and share for dem Junior

Stephenmoka4:
Make it over 4.5, Aalesunds don't have defenders and keeper. If they play with Eyimba U 19, they will still lose Waste of promotion to top division.

Pattern is what makes a Punter Professional

That is what he is doing

COOL10:
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They could sing about heartbreak. Women love heartbreak songs

Composing an heartbreak song isn't as easy as it seems

If your song are most/all heartbreaks
You will be termed Sadist and Record labels are Hungry Lions

My guy las las na you go hawk you CD for these country

Just give them Fantasy