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AshiraWealthy:
I went on a date with a guy and so along the line, he called his sister, telling her to beg me to marry him bla bla bla... Before I knew what was happening, guy man started crying to his sister over the phone like a baby...as in serious cry; shedding tears. I felt so embarrassed.

Hope you will marry him

missimelda01:
Not a bad idea, I'll think about it

We dont want singlet/Handkerchief or Boxer oo

Mispreeti:
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I would suggest you pick someone here and buy him a valentine gift

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missimelda01:
That wasn't our first meeting, the first time was outdoor and I spent less than an hour. I think when some guys know you're single, they think you're vulnerable .. what they don't know is that some of us are single by choice.

Well that's true

The deed has been done so move on

As a lady such are meant to happen cus not everyone is sane..I have a friend pepper spray is always in her bag/purse in case of bullshit like this

missimelda01:
The bolded is the reason why ladies don't invite guys to their place, except they are dating or something.

You needed to see the disgust on my face when I saw what he was trying to do.. I thought it was only in secondary school people acted this stupid.

Yeah I can bet Baba has condoms too incase

Maybe you guys have chatted and he said some naughty stuff and you didnt tell to stop so he assume you are inviting over for some


Was that your first meeting?

missimelda01:
To start with, I don't like people visiting especially for so long. I had this guy come over after persuading me for a while, I told him to come by 4pm.. bros moved it to 7pm, when he eventually arrived he thought I was gonna let him sleep over (what rubbish ), I was already pissed and uncomfortable so I gave him a movie to watch while I pressed my phone, brethrens oga started trying to slid his hand under my skirt stylishly.. I cannot explain the rage I felt, I just told him sorry you've overstayed your welcome..come and be going . It baffles me when I see a man above 25 acting like a 16 year old.



I blocked his number afterwards, truly many are mad few are roaming.

Eeya sliding his hands under your skirt?

You didnt use hammer to cripple his hand

Guess you guys are close and wants to try is luck

Inviting some 9ja guys to your house especially in the evening sounds like Séx-galore

If you think niaja girls are fake go for foreign girls (Iran or Pakistan) won't be bad for you

Reichel99:
That is for the women that give a damn, me I like sex and I don't hide it. I don't have time for pretence, most of my friends even complain that I am too straightforward but the truth is I just find pretending too tiring.

see as they will tag you olosho on nairaland soonest

AshiraWealthy:
Yeah yeah... You can say that again.

How is work going over there tho?

AshiraWealthy:
See how her face and breast look alike.

Evrrywhere is temptation

seems like civilization has done more harm than good

Mizwisdom:
Which person's surname are the children answering?

Let the person who they are bearing his/her surname, pay the school fees na.

Seriously, I will pay the fees but the man should know that it's his full responsibility.

So let say the husband die(God forbid) she will go to his grave and collect money for children support

Even at the end of the day women are the ones that enjoy the children than most father



I Pity your husband/future husband

Hope you got the token yesterday
cc yehmy yemicrown1

WHITELIGHTER:
Thanks for reminding me of this...throw ins will determine this outcome...

Yes

If the throwin is low or normal then you smile to the bank

Happy Sunday

Dont miss this easy money

DontMentionMe:
casted and crashed!!! 100naira bet bulldozed and trashed by the speeding trailer of frustration. picked up and thrown into the junkyard of horror. never to be seen again.

Z39DGNCF
100naira to 150k

Z396SG2T
10 odd

tartar9:
Jesus said cut off your hand if it makes you sin...not cut off another person's hand.

My Point exactly

The woman has no fault the best they should have done is transfer her to another branch or find another work for her or set her up


Nobody can tell me sack someone and i will do that without thinking with my own brain before i act


las las even pastors are human mistake are bound to happen

In my hood we call Rio Ferdinand Jegbo (Weed eater) back then

Chidexter:
Na so bro. I don't give a Bleep who knows and who doesn't.

Na so Baba
If you hammer 50mill now
Even your enemies go line up for crumbs

Betnomore:
As much as I like your games and follow you, why the deceit posing as a female unless there is more to it that I don't understand. Toyosi Wasiu Agarawu you know yourself

Lol its a mistake he can't reverse

Follow the tips not the boobs

babyfaceafrica:
Yes i do (abi this pizza you dey chop you no say na alabi money)

Thanks my guy
I dont drink Beer
I love water

babyfaceafrica:
Yes i do (abi this pizza you dey chop you no say na alabi money)

Thanks my guy
I dont drink Beer
I love water

kaycee125:
Na bondage be that o,I dey always restrict girls I dey with from touching my phone or purse because it hardly ends well

Lmao

Me I don't stop anybody from touching my phone

If you ask me 2dice so you bet?

Yes i do (abi this pizza you dey chop you no say na alabi money)

Even my boss knows i bet

Alabi no hide himself na me go dey hide myself

eaddyboy:
I'm not that interested in being the boyfriend per se, it's just for the nacks bro.. I've got a girlfriend at my state where I'm returning to in a two months and I don't fancy Oloshos which she even suggested to me the other time

She knows you just want her as fúckmate that's why she is billing you

If she was was smart enough you would have cough out thousand without getting a single peck


Well you scenario with the girl isn't that bad but if you wanna get laid you got to pay

Money for hand back for ground

eaddyboy:
Hi guys, pls I need your input and advice

I met this girl through a female friend of mine (connection) and we got talking, I told her plainly and directly without mincing words that I want her to be my girlfriend and I explain to her reasons for her to see things through albiet I have limited time to stay in the state due to my work and she got my point but said she has a boyfriend who's outside the state serving, that at best she can only be friends with me - checking up on me, coming around to talk and all that but nothing more not even hugs as she can't double date and also get involved sexually with another guy.

fast forward today and almost a week, she texted me on Whatsapp and ask how I'm doing, she started enquiring about my welfare and all.... then boom she asked me to sub her phone and also give her money for her hair which equals 5k.

I asked her if that will make her accept my proposal (being my girlfriend and other benefits attached) she replied "Ehn ehn" and that "she will try to think about it"

I then told her that doesn't sound positive, she replied 'i have heard you'

I'm a corpers and still receiving stipends from Federal government, I told her there's no cash now pending when Govt will pay us, she said ok, and that I shouldn't forget her when the money comes.

Now I'm having second thoughts not to even give her at all, initially I wanted to give her like 3k.... is it worth it at all or should I let it pass ??

N/B I'm leaving Service in 2months time and she's aware

Read what you wrote

But this time read it slowly

She has a Boo

But because you want to sub for her she should accept you as Boyfriend no.2

Does that make any sense?

So when a guy with more money comes you expect her to be loyal to you abi

YemiCrown1:
This is yehmy

No wahala Baba

YemiCrown1:
month will end tomorrow yehmy

lmao

Make you too happy for yemi cause even if na 75naira i go send

Kaycee54321:
Solid Points Bro

Modified : Same can be said of Football too. My gee has never been to England in his Life but he can break someone's head because of Arsenal.

Also, my Grandma also shouts Goal when Naija scores in a football game. I guess all na preference.

Nothing unites Like Football sha. Both for professionals in Stamford and Street boys in Agege.

Yes she will scream Goal because its her country playing which she will mostly watch the match once in a year or maybe a Tournament

But do you know many times she has dance to her favourites song in a year?

how many grandma's can mention more than 3footballers name??

I bet they can mention 5 of her favorite musicians/songs


No man made sports can beat Music

Kaycee54321:
I understand Italian Football but I don't understand Italian music.

Football is a universal language

Universal language means u don't have to understand what they are singing but you either enjoy the rthyme or Beat or content of the music video

Gangnam style won multiple award outta China

its was even top 10 of Obama favorite song for that year

USA rapper Cassidy did a cover of the song and got a multimillion dollar deals with Trojan condom

Just the beat and Rthyme did you see what Makoosa did to Nigerians Back then even when we don't understand what the artiste is singing

That's what we call Universal Language

Remember Music have been existing far back check the Bible while Football is Man made


Some of our Grandmothers cant even mention a footballer but she will always remember that musician she love either local or international

You cant compare them Baba