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2dice01:
Banker
1xbet: MJZ6U
Odd 1.91

2dice01:
1xbet : Q5V6U
Odd 9+

IamD18:
July 12th will make you 45 years and here you are, talking about posting Designers labels and holidays.

Smh! How about posting your husband and kids balling with you?

lessonsoflife:
I said i am planning to go see the doctor today. I know NL members are not all doctors and even they are they cant do real test except audio.

Lamanii22:
Loool swears...

blaquemyc:
sorry man, I'm not conversant with that brand, I prefer popular brands

blaquemyc:
phone brand/model pls

Maticja:
Abeg help o, i no ft withdraw

blaquemyc:
Abeg who get small android wey e no dey use, abeg dash me or sell at a giveaway price biko my phone just fall inside drainage and i no fit retreive am. Na one small
phone i use de post so, to type or even navigate thru nairaland pages just be like war

Frankgoodwell12:
I appreciate all your good works here, I have an issue before. My relationship used to very sweet and we basically talk all the time on video and voice call but this past we having some issues since she posted a guy on her WhatsApp status with caption (met my bestie the one that knows how to handle my heart like egg ) I didn't say anything because I don't want look in insecure and let skip to valentine's Day I could make it to see her since we stay in different states and I got her gifts tho and I promise to make it up her and I told I was coming to see her on Sunday she said it was possible because she was going to her parents house and I was how about on Monday then she has class all day and I was like after class at night since I plan to get a hotel room she told me she wasn't sure. My girlfriend is a student and she stays in a compound that the only girl in the mist of 4 guys. She don't text of call me like she used too and when I ask today she said she has personal problems that making her not be aware that she is in a relationship , when I got that text I felt really bad. I have apologize if had hurt her unknownly and she said I did nothing. My question now is that should I still make the trip to give what I bought for her on valentine's Day in respective that she told me that said day is going be in class all day and mind you am coming from another state, so I intend drop the gifts with her roommate and travel back the same day since she don't want to make any effort to see me or I should just end everything she making me unhappy

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
yeah,,,,we love football which club do you support? if they beat my team 9 - 0, then am gonna take a break.
thanks brotherly. where you dey?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
val experience? mine was hurrible. it happened in 2017.

as the only child of my family i always celebrate my birthday with them. i was born on 14th feb (na double celebration 4 me). my p-man is an arsenal fan. keep telling me how barca robbed arsenal in 2006 ucl final as if am the referee that gave jens lehmann red card.

mom is a dedicated & unswerving madrid/ronaldo fan. my aunty is also a ronaldo fan. so in order to celebrate val & birthday with my parents, i left enugu 4 abuja on friday(10th feb). fast-foward to sunday evening, i saw my cousin. she came all the way from onitsha.

so on tuesday morning (14th feb, 2017) mom & dad wished me a blissful birthday before going to work.

dad = chukwuemeka
me = yes sir!
mom = come here..
dad = we're wishing you a happy birthday, may the good lord continue to enlarge your cost, protect & guide you through christ jesus we pray.

mom, dad & aunty = amen
me = thank you dad, thank you mom, unty thank you. ( dey knw & beliv say i be atheist, unlike brother mathew)

mom = i guess your gf would have wanted to celebrate with you today?

me = i no knw wetin i go talk cox i no even get gf.
aunty = by next year you ought to formally introduce her to your family

me = aunty i don't understand

dad = i wish psg can defeat barca today. ( barca gonna play her quarter final ucl 1st leg against psg in parc d prince on my birthday)
me = make i hear....( a breath of fresh air as dad come change topic)
aunty = it will shock you today
me = barca is winning psg home & away.

so later in the day after they came back from work. we ate. drank...aunty don arrange cake on monday. i just ate little quantity. i was looking forward to the match hence, i couldn't eat much. being the only barca fan in the house... in the evening i left the house. went to a nearby viewing centre. i didn't go with my phone.

ladies & gentlemen, do you know that psg destroyed barca that night. match ended psg 4 vs 0 barca. i was practically talking to myself on my way going back to our house.

even you, messi? struggling to complete a dribble...
na today i knw say shakira don finish pique. pique u be "akpa-amu" i swear. nonsense. i was literally cursing all the barca player except neymar. ndi ara , una don scatter my birthday abi?

na so i reach house, my dad was laughing out loud(mtcheeeww, hu dey follow dis old man laugh? abeg dey ur day). i no gree talk to anybody. hunger dey catch me inside but no food dey hungry me. walked straight to my room,,unpluged my phone from wall socket. na so i see message notificatons 4 my phone.

good pm, my brother in his vineyard... bla bla bla bla bla

mathew cares
happy birthday!!

na mathew mata com crown my frustration. u knw y? dude made pretty good use of sentence structure. puntuations, no abreviation in his long sermon...quoting bible verse to & fro, telling me that jesus loves me, not too late to come back to jesus.!! just 4 ordinary text message, just birthday message.

na so dem take spoil my val/birthday in 2017.
nonsense barcelona and mathew.!!!

ps = mathew is a long time secondary school classmate/friend... @(DMGS) dennis memorial grammar school, onitsha.
we represented our school in all the scripture union bible competition in our zone, SU customised bibles & copies of daily power might still be cooling off in my sec school cane rack.

we were given admission in the same varsity, though nine months later he got admitted in unn to study med surg. decade afte graduation, Dr mathew is still praying ernestly for me to come back to xtianity.
tomorrow he go still send another long epistle into my inbox.

am sorry mathew, am gone, gone forever. not coming back to any religion. i wish you can come to terms & understand my reality cum irreligious identity.

Alexaonfleek:
You don't need to go to a five star restaurant or hotel before you said you've celebrated valentine.

Walking with a girl who really likes you and sharing500 naira suya could be very sweet.