₦airaland Forum

MemphisDepay:
Falila ketan
Falila ketan
Falila ketan
e ma baja
Falila ketan

e m a ba wi
Skirt ti …wo lon pe ni mu se ya
Mu se ya ooo, mu se ya oo mu se ya
Skirt ti …wo lon pe ni mu se ya
Mu se ya ooo, mu se ya oo mu se ya

— girl hehe — girl hehe

I love am so hehe, I like am so Heheh,
I go marry am Heheh, I go tospin her Heheh,
I go sample am heheh I go…. am Hehehe
i want to romance roma roma roma
I want to fisi, fisi fisi fisi
I want to debe, debe debe debe
I want to ponke, ponke ponke ponke

IzonOwei:
And how does this benefit anyone.?...religious hypocrites fooling gullible nigerians since forever...to hell with his fasting...

appini:
Buhari is a confused old soldier!

Lousymouth:
Which is greater Nigerian law court or Sharia court Abeg na answer I need no be insults ooo

20pounds:
Wow! Amazing!!

Now I want to be President of the US of A. The beauty of all these is that the perks and attractions of this office does not make American politicians to see winning this office as a do or die affair...except Donald Trump Dude just want to luxuriate, sample American beauties and get rich like Russian billionaires in office.

With Trump as American President, the cold war shall be over cos both Presidents shall be united by purpose; to rip-off the populace and expand their personal business empires.

Kul3ger:
Does it guarantee a flight to heaven?

caselessogbuagu:
There he will be nabbed for impersonating 'wendell simllin'.

UnknownT:
Nostalgic when I remember my flood experience in October 2012 in Delta State
These people have come again with this flood forecast. That's what they forecast in 2013 and put fear in many people that they didn't bother planting crops that year

abduljabbar4:
Kill yaself

vizkiz:
I think your dad wants some
E still dey body!
Abeg leave the old man alone let him have fun a little.

I think something went down during that period she came visiting... I smell something fishy

Abeg na Joke oh, before them kidnap me for here!

tola9ja:
big head

ydass:
Threat? Does that one exist? Who is Nnamdi Kanu? Does he own a private jet? Does he have a property in Asokro village or is he a popular comedian?

If he doesn't fit to all this category he is a no body.

tucky200:
What do you mean ?

CrazyScientist:
Na so one coke fool 419 guy said I won 750, 000 but I have to send 3000 recharge card for processing!

I said okay, I'll send it in 5mins, when I no be fool!

Came back after eating only to see 9 MISSED CALLS!!! from coke promo man. Coke dey call person

I called back, he queried me that I was wasting time, I said he should get biro and pen... then he said I should proceed...

My Reply: USE THE #750, 000 and buy card

Orijin101:
dafuq!

aweloa:
what caused her madness?

tucky200:
The lady who offered House and a Car for marriage, zainab abdulmalik barcanista has been admitted at the Dawanau Psychiatric Hospital, Daily Trust learnt from her family and hospital sources.

Jalubarika:
Y is my small ugly commissioner not there? [color=#770077][/color]

ITbomb:
Season of pictures

Before 2006, only very few people knew how the outside of Aso Rock looks like, photos were not allowed for security purposes (sic).

Now the dullard dey post selfie inside Aso Rock toilet

Chinachriss:
Is he not human? Or is there anything special?

khalhokage:
1gb a month? it'll last 3 days if I manage it.

TheImp:
It is a fact that Kwankwaso remains the biggest bigot in national politics, I like him for one thing though, he does not pretend, he's proud of the fact that he is a bigoted Northern irredentist and supremacist,
He is only pissed that Saraki outsmarted him in the 2019 race should Buhari as expected chose not to seek a 2nd term.

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]who told you that suya isnt available for breakfast.....for the side wey i dey for Gworza close to chad border,na so so suya we de chop morning afternoon night because foolish boko boys don pursue all the farmers and trader around.....so we just de chill de wait for rapture to happen make armagadon start sharp sharp make our oga the morning star win so that we go throw christ for the bottomless pit wey him create for humans we our master de plan save........Christ don mess up this world pass as mugabe mess up zimbabwe so we de plan coup against am make we start to de rule..... We had a truce the last time but this time around no mercy for god we no get mercy on people wey im create......god wey no fit manage common earth talk more of the universe.....god we drown everybody wey im create.....god we de partial chose isreal as im people say make them kill other people.....god we get power to staop disease,hunger etc but him no wan do am since im de enjoy make man de suffer....just wait for us and be sure that we will ultimately win you and please make the fire hotter because you will burn there soon[/size][/b]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]In the north you can get 100 pieces of meat for just hundred Naira [/color]

kay29000:
Hmm! One of Jonathan's last power moves before leaving office. Lets see how long they last there. Anyway,if you have problem lasting long in bed, hit me up on BBM- 7C22F6EC.

adaweezy:
Nb: Dagora is a Christian

mrsefan:
I won't kill anyone cox it pay me nothing to kill forgiveness is qood

Zoharariel:
My Son,

That dream was revealed to you from the celestial chariot of Mercury since you had it on Wednesday.

The Archangel Michael rules over the planet of Mercury and his day is Wednesday.

The room upstairs, wherein you found yourself signifies a season.

The friends [2 males & 2 females] you saw signify Countries; USA, Russia, China & Iran.

The refinery you saw signifies a a Nuclear Reactor [Where ICBMs are launched].

The deafening noises you heard were from the Nuclear Blasts impact.

The darkness you saw was as a result of the Nuclear Explosion.

The group of many castles you saw signify the various Aircrafts that will come for evacuation of the survivors after the Nuclear Armageddon.

That, my Son, is the interpretation of the dream revealed to you by the Angel; Michael.

Nagode.

barcanista:
What he is saying is that the priority should be high on boko terrorists. The creek boys are criminals no doubt but not terrorists. We have terrorists in the North East that the government and the Army are to give more priority.