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Xmas rice & peppered chicken no doubt

Your cousin must be silly, putting a flexible & myopia issue as virginity on top of his list of priorities when seeking a life partner (no offense).

I bet he has been deflowering & phucking other single gals that are other guys' future wives,

@Tonardo. You will likely use up more data while the phone is brand new & has not got love-vendor (pimped) treatment. But as you get used to it, you will know how to manage your data more.

BTW the iphone zaps data like android too if you want to utilize all those features you read about on the internet, modern smartphones are boring without data access

@Da Bess. Its you dat don't get the point, I repeat a mid-range android is better than a top-range bb device aside the BIS. Dude don't be mischievous comparing a low end android to the iphone 3gs. Android & ios are in the same class but droid has got all catch categories of phone covered.

@ Da Bess. We have lots of bb users coz there are so much refurbished & used blackberries flooding the whole market. No offense but a mid range android can conveniently compete with a high-end bb device coz RIM keep pushing out obsolete technology, though their BIS is still unrivaled

With the installation of proper data management apps like droid wall & apk quarantine etc, your droid ain't gonna be zapping ur data. Of coz you need to root em.

Android all the way!

Mscheew! attention seeker
OP stop hating & get a life **coughs** laid

Oga Orik, no dey fall rivers pple hands for nairaland abeg. So when your having the free love, do you expected to be intimate too? You certainly don't love those gals your in relationship with coz at the back of your mind you just wanna move on to the next, that's wat I call "preemptive cheating"

You guys should give the Poster a break,


@OP. You obviously don't need advice from all you hv written so I'll say you keep your personal shet to yourself

@Poster, yeah the gal is probably intimidated coz she ain't so good at domestic chores or neat herself.
Neatness has got nothing to do with sexual orientation.

That's some article with a funny twist to it aside the crude language.

Seriously, most 9ja gals are guilty of this. They hardly offer anything on the table in a relationship side punny (no offence).
@Marc anthony, self assessment is best evaluated by friends, family and foe; and of coz the opposite sex else wats the worth?

E be like say craze woman don dey show you pant, abi??

Lol
This is one one funny tread.
@Topic. Most 9ja guys think say na dem dey play gals but at the end of the day, dem play demselve

Simple. arrange a meeting at a convenient location where she would be at ease then tell her how you feel. She prolly waiting for you to 'open up' first, so you don't think she reserved

Good luck

@mrph. Am a dude in ph, can the etisalat branded gaga fone or any locked android fone be unlocked by you guys?

@Logical. Spot on! Nigeria is still safer than most countries the world over, the Nigerians who travel out & suddenly feel that we all here are 419ers, suicide bombers & kidnappers are just plain silly. These crimes are not peculiar or worst in our country
@OP stop spreading rumours, get your facts right before posting trash on the internet

@Czar, spot on dude!
@OP. I'll say its kinda early blowing your trumpet, coz from ya tone your on your way to fully explore & taste what life has to offer
BTW I will rather be with a repentant badt gal,

Hm, pops told me to be extra cautious when dealing with ladies & not take them fore-granted (we all know they could be more ferocious & sinister if they are determined to bring you down)

@benny. what you got against albinos? Your derogatory references to albinos ain't cool, go figure

Any one know low end android phones in the range of the etisalat gaga phone? Preferably those that can be found on the Nigerian market

Definitely easyblaze. Looks comical but message was on point.
Indomie's ' mama do good' ad is a classic, makes one wannabe a six year old again

@OP, it ain't cool

But as Doc said, if she phucks but don't call then no shet

@OP. First thing that came to mind was 'I be your father?' but I'll give you a word of advice: if you can't support yourself, go & get married since your still young

OP is right on this one. I had to modify my profile details when I started receiving such emails.

Plz who here has successfully activated any of these new data packages? When I called mtn customer care, I was told no such mobile data packages exists, Plz reply

Does anyone get errors when accessing facebook through third party apps like friendcaster?

@Choice girl. You can be slim all you want, just make sure you got some lovely pair of kegs

I still don't get why some girls are quick to turn any male
admirer to a source of generating money, must they always beg??
Now tell me why one won't have the urge to 'chop & clean mouth' in this scenario.

@OP. Make sure she alone doesn't do the milking