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No be chidimma be that. Na da girl wey sing "emini Baller" be that, no be chidimma

I just dey show from play store nothing from RIM yet. Na fake BBM s full there

I was given 30 mb which I used only on my opera "mini" and it finished in less than 2hrs. I restricted background data ooo!! My phone data usage showed me 5mb when glo data balance showed that I had 2mb remaining. There was never a time I was receiving any data, except while loading a page so nobody should tell me "maybe sth was using the Internet on the phone". this is the second time it has happened. BTY, the time I did the 1k subscription to do a registration on my laptop , I had 98mb remaining which I used for close to 2 weeks even without restricting background data, and I downloaded two 6mb music's with it .


its not really 30mb if u ask me , feels more like 5mb or sth.

How times did u guys see basle backing our 18 box? how many times did u see them trying to dribble anybody by the left or right hand side of our 18 box? How many times did you see their player turn 360 with the ball? Chelsea couldn't even play basic football!! How many times did u see Chelsea complete a 3tap pass? The 3rd person was always going to loose it cos he's always unaware he'll be passed to. The spirit of the goal we have came from David Luis who ran into their half with ginger and passed to lampard who didn't trap and back the opponent's post (thank God for that ), but immediately passed to Oscar. That kinda movement didn't allow them to settle and hard mark the players close to them. And we always showed them where we were going to pass to. We played like we didn't know what to do with the ball everytime we had it. I pray mou goes on a serious one touch training.

interleukin: Try this break up line.
I saw u chasing me in a dream for the thrid time in two weeks. I talked to my sister about it and she said we should stay away from each other for a while and i should be more prayerful. Right now sef, i want to go and pray. But before i go, do u have a spirit husband that makes love to you in your dreams. Uwaka. Shege. Banza kowai.

aka


what I'm about to do to you, you'd wish u had a spiritual husband to lean on

mercurie: "Don't worry if we are meant to be God will surely bring us back 2geda, what will be will be". Lol, que sera sera

I'd send you the venue of ma wedding tru a text. if u like come if u don't like, stay.

sexymoma: I HAVE GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST...... SO I WANT TO TRACE MY WAY BACK SPIRITUALLY.

I'm done running things with an occultist

addictiv: mine went like this yesterday after two good years of a blissful relationship,i noticed she was consciously avoiding me and asked her about it and this was her response

woman :i love you but i really need to be alone right now, i need to think things through cos our relationship is so complicated.

addictiv: k how long should i wait for you to make up you mind?

woman: i dont know, i just want to be alone for sometime


addictiv: i want to see you

woman:no i cant see you,i want to be by myself

addictiv:can i call you

woman:yes feel free to call me anytime

please translate this for me cos me isnt thinking straight ryt now

My new boyfriend says I can't see my ex, and I understand it's a new relationship I need no distractions

Okay okay okay, now I know Pastor Bankie gat advocates. It's relieving to know that some ppl still know the truth. Thank God no Pastor can harass me with tithes, I ain't paying shit in the name of tithes.

Though I pay tithes my motive is different. Not on the basis of law, I ain't bound by the law.

sniperwolf: Simply say, "it's my private life and I will like to keep it private. Can we talk more about the job?"

Mr. Man it's my job, I will like to keep it to myself for now . Can we talk more about how you're going to see yourself out . I wan give u job u dey tell me Wetin we suppose to dey talk, take your time ooo

Like seriously ?


Ok, Good News Ripe ladies!!!

I'd be releasing some marriage forms (#100 000 each ) next week. You can start booking now

BTW, I'm very accommodating like my Oga at the top, Oga Solomon.

Oooo this is racism!!

jp philips: I think OP has some growing up to do, not because she lied about her points, but she extrapolated her personal observances.

i ve been helping my mum choose clothes for church since i was 5, does it mean that she wants me to buy her clothes?
yea! girls lie about almost everything but older gals don't lie in the manner you are presenting it, it simply tells me you are far from adulthood, i cant imagine a 29yrs old telling a BF that she was r@ped just to conceal the part she took a wrong shot at first love, matter of fact, some will tell you that you look like her first love, most adults have heard that, i don't know about you.

About P07n? lol most adults don't hide it, most working class gals have it on their rack, just that some may not like to watch it in your presence so yea! we know, ladies watch p07n.

About gooseberries, that is left for teenagers, grown women don't crash dates with 5 girl friends, except you invite her and friends because grown men will politely excuse themselves, perhaps you haven't experienced this part right? you will when you grow up.

Can you imagine inviting a 29yr old corporate executive to a dinner and she storms with her friends? hello? like where in the world does it happen? on a soiree haba! you have a very long way to go with your socials, pls trust me on that.

the rest are mere childish paroles, in 5yrs time you wont believe you wrote dose stuffs, damn!! jobless me!!

Thank God for vacation!!!! lol

We know who she's talking about. Use your brain small, Stop acting like a small boy. .....
Op, I dey hail oooo! 2 fingaz in that air.



Ganshatz!!!

i understand you very much cos it seems we're on the same boat.left for me , i always feel like throwing them out of the window when i **m. Staying on the bed helps me hide it, but sometimes i just get off.i always feel like i love some(most) of them b4 it gets to that.these days, i just don't bother to meet new ppl anymore cos i know how it's gonna end up. I'm not sacred abt it, i still have hope of meeting some1 that i would feel different abt no matter what happens, though for now i've stopped fishing

op, no be you i see wit wan girl? Why you con de act you ain't know

NDE= Niger delta experience
OBE = over the bar experience

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alutacontinua: As i no get plenty job now, make I write something...who knows, we might go over it in the next 5 years and laugh

On my bed,
4th of July, 2013.

Dear Future Husband,
I have a lot to say to you, especially at such a time like this but I'll just summarize it in few words.
First of all, you better be handsome or else I'll smash your head...ain't nobody giving birth to ugly children.
Second of all, you better be smart and intelligent...ain't nobody living with a 'Johnbull' as a husband or rearing 'Johnbulls' as kids.
Third of all, you better be God-fearing...I mean not all this 'Christian' brothers that ...I don't need you to be the pastor of a 5000-man congregation or the leader of the prayer group association of Nigeria...All I need is that you should be a 'Christian'...in the real sense of the word. I just can't cope with all these so-called Christian brothers around nowadays, they're worse than outright unbelievers. and to say they almost spit fire when they're speaking in tongues. ...May God help us.

Ehhhrrrmmmm...that list was in ascending order of importance.

I really hope and believe that by the time I meet you, I would have known the real meaning of 'love' cos as it is now, the only people I know I love without any shadow of doubt are my family members. You see all the other guys i've met, I will think i'm going crazy because of them but I just wake up one day and I give myself a million and one reasons why he doesn't worth it and boooooooommmmmmmm...the feelings just dissappear into thin air. At least, my father has done some pretty unpleasant things to me before but I still wouldn't trade him for anything in the world...that means if I truly love someone, I wouldn't just count on some few things and make it all go away. So, i've come to conclude that i've not experienced true love. I need you to come and sweep me off my feet, guess that's my basic problem...they just don't sweep me off my feet...I'm not saying be Mr. Perfect but let your imperfections be just right for me. Not the ones that I feel much much better after the break-up...worrisdat? I'm supposed to feel bad after a break-up, not happy! The kind of happy of you wanna go and share testimony in church. But I know with you, a day without you would be like hell fire, yes, that is when I know i'm finally down and rolling in the ocean of love.

I pray for you as much as I can and hope that you do same for me too, I don't hope to meet you too soon....I need a few months more...I wanna concentrate on my career for now...the next 2 years are too critical for me and i need to focus, so, i wouldn't mind if you can give me at least till 2015 before you rear up your head. I need the whole of next year to make some critical decisions, having you around would stream-line my options, I don't want my options narrowed down yet, I want to explore as much as I can, I promise when you come, I'll narrow down as much as I can just to make sure we're both happy.

Did I mention that I need just 2 babies, any gender goes for me! If you're crazy about a third, we might adopt one. And I promise you with everything inside of me, those children are gonna have the best mother they could ever wish for. I'll do anything to make them happy and make you proud of them always! SO HELP ME GOD!

Am I perfect? Baby, I'm not...My major imperfection being my mouth ...not that I go all around yabbing people..NO, but i say the truth a lil too much. If you can handle the truth just like I do handle it....you're gonna be having the best woman on earth by your side every step of the way for the remaining days of your life . I can be that! I can be that woman who stands by you everyday, come rain, come sun! I can be that woman who bounces off the challenges life throws at us even before you do...I'll always be there to pull you up when you need me to. I can be the sweetest, innocent, cutest baby you've ever met when I have to but I can also be the strongest IRON LADY you'll ever meet when I have to. Guess that's where my uniqueness comes in...Just love me for who I am and I promise you, we'll shake our world together. LOTS OF LOVE!








*dt's just a summary oo*

Hey wify , first of all( go down low)I ain't having just 2 babies, and I ain't adopting no child for no damn reason.So just know it , we'll arrive at 4 whether on purpose, or mistakenly.

yeah, b4 I forget. I'd like you to know this about me;










































I hate sleeping with pyjamas!



see ya

we need screen shot from your Android phone. proof boy.............proof

we need screen shot from your Android phone. proof boy.............proof

Them call am entertainment.
Nonsense

Screwface: A faculty dean at 30? Faculty of Law for that matter.
Sorry, am not sure am buying this.

Me ma no blive the guy. Dean at 30?? Nah nah, unless say na private schl sha. Even if she know book pass.In nigeria, u gatto pay your dues b4 u attain positions like that, they don't come out of ur intelligence.
My advice is simple, God dey O. She is hot but with what u just said I can't even house a woman like that as a wife.I'd call her a devil, and the temptation isn't even in disguise, it's glaring. Boy u're just abt to sell a baby!!! Is that the kinda man u wanna be?
U know she's gonna make your schooling miserable if u refuse, so u should also get prepared for that too, but pray abt it too. Don't think you'd get the baby back,she fit don plan say them go enta Poland or sth, just trust me she has a plan for that.


Oooorrr what if she made an arrangement with the queen of the coast? She might even be the queen sef. As a nigerian this one go fear u.Ask ur friends that dig home movies, they'll update u on this area . Hey mehn,hope u know that's not God's will 4 u? So just be a Good Boy.


Or u fit marry her. Yeah Yeah Yeah, she wouldn't want to.

Berem Did u actually pray that for me!?. What did I do. I'm not Happy bout the lil' boy's condition, I was just replying u.
Well, if u believe God is as good as I believe him to be, then we both know ur prayer is joke, either way it's still a joke. . Berem Nawa for U Ooo, U too serious!!!

berem: One thing i hate about nairalanders is that when they hear of a certain illness for the first time, instead of using Google to find out what it means, they wouldn't! instead, they will start saying all sort of nonsense and making fun of such thing. SMFDH!!

I have seen kids who have Spina Bifida but it's not as serious as this. It can disrupt the nervous system of the child. of course we know what nervous system is all about. it can be treated surgically and it's not fatal. Spina Bifida and Hydrocephalus can simultaneously occur in a child. Please no one should ask me what Hydrocephalus is. Just Google it!!

You don dey use us shine abi? No be our fault say we no knw book, na jus say they neva tish us da wan, stop taking it personal . Abeg no vex Oo, wetin be Hydrocephalus?? E no dey google, infact Google say mek I ask u. Pls help a broda, and fellow Nairalanders...... abi una no wan know?

One day one day, Coconut head go finally crack open

I'm not used to digging stuffz from this romance section but I dig this one sha. That #4 no really get ans.thumbs up. Just because it may appear like a myth if I give u 1st class, mek I jus give u two-one .

Ginny. Just express your feelings. Don't fight it, love him back. Just be a lil bit careful so u won't over do things. Don't say you'll never love again, that mindset destroys ladies.Good Luck

mifan: I'm a lady in my mid -twenties, who happened to have met this guy. he knows everything about me and i always ask him to share things with me also. we talk about the future a lot with the hope that we get married someday and we have been going strong. Last week during our one to many conversations, he told me a secret that he used to be a cultist, however stopped. But recently i found that he is still one oo and cant denounce or he will die but just stopped being active. I love him but he doesn't even know the implication of still being one. He says he cant say somethings or else or even leave like that... I'm really confused at this point. I want to get married and have a wonderful life but with a Cultist,,, errm I dont think so.

Has anyone particularly females ever been in this situation? what did you do?

Read tru the thread and see the people ur ******* mingle with. I wanted to make a joke, but I'll avoid that and just go ahead and tell u the truth.

1. If u guys reside in Enugu, Pls Pls Pls leave him. 2.If he has soiled his hands b4 then I believe his fkup is being kept fresh in the freezer.Probably one of these days "e go se danger danger".
3. He can only quit if he shws them he is now a pastor like dude.Don't continue unless u are totally convinced he iS no more a member
4. He will always be uncomfortable anytime u want to discuss the matter(that's a sign that he ain't eager to leave).

Play safe, try not to get widowed soon.

daviid_e: I just want 3kids 2 boys nd a gurl ..Melvin Max and Mercedes #shikena

As in Mercedes from GTA??
Cool name sha. She'll love you for that

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