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How do I get an original Power Bank?? i Stay in Abuja

Why 4.0 out of 4.00, why didn't they complete the zero in his own (i.e 4.00). Racism! Is it because he is black that made them not to complete his figures?





Nigerians be finding fault since 1960.

Nigerians be complaining more than the Isrealites since 1960. Government this, Government that

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Please put a viewers' discretion warning on this... Please.

Thank God for this! Father, please protect this program from corruption. Anyone who wouldn't want the progress of the program should never get any seat of influence in the program.
God Bless Nigeria in Jesus Name!

COOLU

faruz:
pinky and the brain,super hawk.....

I checked up Biker mice less than a month ago at work. You won't believe those cartoons are archived in youtube.

I'm really feeling emotional rightnow

princeakins:
17. The Channels TV Sunday roaster:


Can’t even count how many times we watched Matilda and Jumanji.

Dad bought us jumanji.
Mehn you really took me back! Cool niqqa

princeakins:
13. The realest game we ever played:





See the formation.


14. Tuning to NTA before 4pm and seeing:





…and that sound.

15. The funniest show ever:


A classic!

16. Our 9pm appointment with AIT:



We still haven’t forgiven AIT for not finishing it.

Passion! One day I remembered the show and downloaded the passion sound track

smiliyB:
lolz dat's too mean nah bcus of dis small joke,he wan divorce me ke!hmmmmmmm

I'm sorry, I apologize

Just be patient and read, you'd discover you really needed to.

Profound! I must say. You're on sth good bro. I even like the fact that you wrote about liecester city. Seriously , I didn't take their victory as one of those lucky chances. I needed that event for a life time of reference. Indeed, the race isn't to the swift...


God bless you Bro

smiliyB:
Hahahahahahahahaha so true!I will keep dis pic to show my future hubby whenever I correct him n he shout 4 me.

I would laugh to that, hahahahaha.




But don't forget to keep it after he divorces you too

Wow. Laughed out tears. Op u so funny

No. 5 got me laughing hard.


Op..... love is blind

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE...
AH DON LAFF TAYA

























FTC THINGS STILL

Monday Tuesday Wednesday..... The older you get the closer you get to reaping the consequences of your actions. That's all ah gotta say.

FAN (Friendzone Association of Nigeria) continues to increase in number.
The FAN national convention will be coming up on the 2nd of May, 2016.
Matters to be discussed are :
How our members are faring
How to acquire C of O for your zone
Emergency numbers to call if need be
Other issues would also be discussed

New members are welcome

...................
National Chairman FAN

lawflec:
Fat,,,,, At.... Flat, late, later, latter, rat, fatter, ear, eat, rate, ate, fear, rear, are,




Census

Census is actually a 6 letter word


Sun
Sue
Cue
Nus


Bananas

There comes a time in a person's life where you've gotten All you thought was going to make you happy or okay and you believe you can get whatever you set a goal to get, but there's still a hole in you that needs to be filled. Well, only God's purpose for your life can appropriately fill that space.
B4 you were created, God already had a purpose for you, no matter how successful you seem to be, you won't be satisfied unless you're in the track of that purpose. The good news is that the fix starts right from knowing you've got a purpose and being willing to go through it.
Ever wondered why people you wished you were in their shoes try/commit suicide?


I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of, so they can see that it's not the answer. ~Jim Carrey



John 4:34 New International Version (NIV)
“My food,” said Jesus, “is to do the will of him who sent me and to finish his work.

This shows you that if you don't do His will, you will be starving yourself.

This is the period when people lose it, they either try to fill it up through the right place or get involved in some indulgences that will change the course of their lives.

Your life isn't yours, it's God's, you can't go on using it for your plans alone. (generally ppl think success is all about what the society paints it to be ...
Go through school
Get a good job or have sth that fetches plenty money to solve any problem money can solve
Get married and make offsprings
Continue making money
And eventually die?

You'd get to a point where you'd acquire all these and still be like.... Is this all there is to life?
Only in Jesus is there Fullness of life.

Visit Pastor.ng
He doesn't shout, he just teaches.
Listen to him b4 you disregard.

I've don my part, you’re responsible for what you do with information.


iCare

for now it's junk . 200

vooks:
Dearest,
Engaging middlemen to get business is all the norm. But this looks like outright bribery or inducement. You are basically greasing her palms to get the contract. It's also worse that a woman is doing this to her husband although this is besides the point.

I don't think the devil is as dumb as we often portray him. Nobody is going to be tempted in their area of strength but weakness. I last smoked when I was under ten years and then I was only learning how to do it. I can say that long before I received Christ and well after, I've never been tempted to smoke nothing.

For you Anas09, growing your business legitimately is a need and it only makes sense for Satan to target this.If you paid her up and got the job, would you really rejoice in the Lord for his favor or would you not thank your grease?

Please let it pass, and I trust the LORD will give you that which can only have come from Him lest you mistake it for anything else. This is a test and your testimony is already packaged and en route to you!

Voooks that was very 'on point'.

I believe Analis already knew which was right, she just needed confirmation.
Sometimes you just want to know other fellow Christians disposition to an issue.

This Song is the Shitznitz

analice107:
Godbless my brethren .

It's three days to say goodbye to 2015. Its been a good year for me. One of the things I really thank God for this year, is meeting the godly folk I met on this forum and in this thread. I am so grateful to God, because I can ask and receive counsel from brethren here.

Well, to some, its been a year of unfulfilled dreams, unachieved goals, delayed desires. But not to worry. Man count years, God doesn't.

My devotion this morning was more or less a discussion with the holy spirit. I ask questions and I let him answer. So let me share our dialogue.

Please let me title it.

JESUS, THE RESURRECTION.
JOHN 11:20-22.
there's a way I study, a sermon can come out from just 1 verse.
so here we go.
introduction; Reading this passage of the Bible, we are made to understand that Lazarus and his sisters were the Master's personal friends. They knew Him closely. He visited them often. He ate in their house. They looked forward to him coming every time he was in the region.

Like every human, Lazarus fell very ill, sick unto death. They knew He could heal him without issues. They had seen Him heal others, so they sent for Him, He didn't come. probably didn't even send a word back to comfort them. They knew that Jesus knew how serious the matter was, he didn't need to be told. They still went on to inform him about it. He still didn't showup.

Lazarus Waited for his friend until he died. His friend didn't come. 4days after he had started decaying, he came. To do what now? To mock? to watch us mourn? One may ask.

Martha may have asked. Master, what is the point of you coming now? IF YOU HAD COME WHEN WE SENT FOR YOU, MY BROTHER WOULD NOT HAVE DIED. Now he is dead. its too late. What is the point of having you as a friend, if you can't be here in a time like this?

You could be asking the same questions right now like Martha

From January to December, I have prayed, fasted. trusted you, obeyed you. won souls, evangelised, I gave to the poor. I never missed any church service. I followed every instruction through. Yet, am still here. Do you really care?

Why this delay? Its just three days and the year will end. Shld I ve gone to do it as my friends does it? Why am I still single? shd I go ahead and marry an unbeliever like my friends? shd I ve visited that prophet or prophetess? I prayed for that contract. I did everything right, yet they gave it to the other person.

I prayed for the fruit of the womb, my period still came. This pain is still here. My visa is still delayed. I thought that by this year I could complete that project. NOW THE YEAR HAS Ended. What's the point of trusting you. Or is it true like the atheist say, that you don't exist? So on and so forth.

Ves22
BUT Martha said, "but I know that EVEN NOW, WHATSOEVER thou asketh of your father, He shall give it thee.

When I read this, was when my questions started.
I said, okay, now what? Lazarus has been dead 4days. Now decay has set in. What's the point?

23. Jesus says, I AM THE RESURRECTION and THE LIFE. He that believe in me, though was dead shall live and those that live shall not die. AH.

Here is where I got stocked.
Holy Spirit, what does that even mean? How is Christ the Resurrection? (knowing this time, he had not died nor resurrected yet) I closed my Bible, closed my eyes, closed my physical ears, switched on my spirit man.

I heard him say, Open your eyes. Look at the sun. He said, defined the sun, I did. He said, give the characteristics of the sun. I did.

The sun gives life, light and heat to earth. The sun is the light. It's not part of the light. Without the Sun, life on earth dies. Every brightness is likened to the sun, not the other way round.
(Life may not die immediately in the absence of the sun. But it's dead, it's just a matter of time)

He said, so it is with Christ. Christ is Life. He can give life to who ever or whatever, at anytime he dims it fit. The issue is not whether He can give Life. The issue is, Is He willing to give it, and when?

Martha said, EVEN NOW whatever you ask.

But they asked Lord! Why didn't you give? Why didn't you ask your father for healing for your friend Lazarus, why let him die first?
Which would ve been easier, to heal him or to raise him up?

He said to me, The case of Lazarus is the same with the case of the man born blind. It has nothing to do with his parents or him, just like it has nothing to do with Lazarus being sick, dying and getting resurrected.
He said to me, there are two issues here.
1 Lazarus' Family/Blind man.
2. The general public(Jews) or in our case gentles
He said, "For me, it is not about healing the sick or raising the dead, it's about pointing man to God".

Whatever is normal doesn't fascinate man, so man remains with the Idea that's it's all about himself.
He dies in his sins, without knowing it.

But my heart breaks to see man go the way he is going. So, I have to raise questions in their hearts by doing this things. If I had come when Martha sent for me. The Jews wouldn't know what happened. If Batimeus didn't grow up blind, many Jews would not ve sought to know how possible that could be. If I had gone when Martha sent for me, they wouldn't learn patience and discipline in ministry.

If I had gone when they wanted me, the name of Lazarus, would be just be a name. But today, anywhere the name Lazarus is mentioned, people know him. MY DELAY MADE HIM FAMOUS.

He said, there's a time for waiting. Not fasting or prayer. But RESTING IN ME. ALLOW ME. WAIT.
He said, His Children are too much in a hurry, that's because they measure achievements by what their friends have. He said, too many of His Children are too anxious, fearful of failure, terribly bothered about too many things.

Worrying about things not turning out the way they planned them or the speed they expected. so in a state of anxiety and fear, they pray and fast. And in that state, I will not answer them, becos I do not want you to come to me in fear. Come to me in love.

He said, I want you to tell me your challenges, not because I don't know them, but I want you to depend on me, in love. Tell me what you want, BUT don't tell me how you want me to do it, and When you want it. I don't walk/work with your time. I will do it, in my time.

He said, He created everyman to handle just one assignment on earth. But man is not even interested to find out what his assignment is, that's why he is so worried trying to do 100things that doesn't concern him.

He said, The spiritual is not fascinated by signs and wonders. And I don't perform signs and wonders to show off. It's not to flex ego. There are only necessary to raise questions in the hearts of men, and for those questions to gets answers men will have to draw close to the Master. When they come, then we can sit down and talk about issues. They will then see that they have been looking at things wrongly and are getting it all wrong.

He asked me a question that broke my heart. He said, My daughter, do you think I hate you? I said no Lord. He said, 'I see you. I hear your thoughts', It breaks my heart when you cry. I wish I can take you to the future, so that you can see what my plans are for you, but I Won't, not becos I can't, but becos, I need you to trust me, Rest in me.

This morning He gave me three words. He said I need to learn DISCIPLINE, COORDINATION, AND ORGANISATION.
He said, there's work to do, there's no need to rush. If you ever have a need to rush, know you are walking ahead of me. Align your steps by Me, He said. Don't work outs side of the plan.
If you want to work for yourself, then walk off, but if you want to work for me, then walk by me, not looking at the clock that tells you how old you are.
As at when I needed Isaac, was when he came. As at when I needed Samuel, was when he came, as at when I needed John the Baptist is when he came.

Remember you are the clay. The clay doesn't tell the Potter when, and how to be formed, or what the Potter shd do with it.
He says, look away from the clock. Look up to me. I have the answers.
Praise the Lord.

started from page one and read to 50+ (last year) . Always felt like posting but I don't know why I did not, but I just couldn't hold back from acknowledging this message. It's profound and piercing, very reassuring. So compressed but didn't compromise any truth.
Analice...Charly.....,. May you guys increase in the wisdom of God
God bless the girl that reposted this MSG cos I didn't know I skipped it. I discovered it today through the girl's post. Her Monica starts with H, I tot she was the original poster until she confessed she wasn't.
I don't take my dreams seriously, I do not desire to. God usually speaks directly to me through Sermons, usually tape sermons. He didn't put the fascination of dreams in me.
Thumbs up to everyone in the house. I've been a part of this thread for long except that I've been a stealth member

analice107:
Godbless my brethren .

It's three days to say goodbye to 2015. Its been a good year for me. One of the things I really thank God for this year, is meeting the godly folk I met on this forum and in this thread. I am so grateful to God, because I can ask and receive counsel from brethren here.

Well, to some, its been a year of unfulfilled dreams, unachieved goals, delayed desires. But not to worry. Man count years, God doesn't.

My devotion this morning was more or less a discussion with the holy spirit. I ask questions and I let him answer. So let me share our dialogue.

Please let me title it.

JESUS, THE RESURRECTION.
JOHN 11:20-22.
there's a way I study, a sermon can come out from just 1 verse.
so here we go.
introduction; Reading this passage of the Bible, we are made to understand that Lazarus and his sisters were the Master's personal friends. They knew Him closely. He visited them often. He ate in their house. They looked forward to him coming every time he was in the region.

Like every human, Lazarus fell very ill, sick unto death. They knew He could heal him without issues. They had seen Him heal others, so they sent for Him, He didn't come. probably didn't even send a word back to comfort them. They knew that Jesus knew how serious the matter was, he didn't need to be told. They still went on to inform him about it. He still didn't showup.

Lazarus Waited for his friend until he died. His friend didn't come. 4days after he had started decaying, he came. To do what now? To mock? to watch us mourn? One may ask.

Martha may have asked. Master, what is the point of you coming now? IF YOU HAD COME WHEN WE SENT FOR YOU, MY BROTHER WOULD NOT HAVE DIED. Now he is dead. its too late. What is the point of having you as a friend, if you can't be here in a time like this?

You could be asking the same questions right now like Martha

From January to December, I have prayed, fasted. trusted you, obeyed you. won souls, evangelised, I gave to the poor. I never missed any church service. I followed every instruction through. Yet, am still here. Do you really care?

Why this delay? Its just three days and the year will end. Shld I ve gone to do it as my friends does it? Why am I still single? shd I go ahead and marry an unbeliever like my friends? shd I ve visited that prophet or prophetess? I prayed for that contract. I did everything right, yet they gave it to the other person.

I prayed for the fruit of the womb, my period still came. This pain is still here. My visa is still delayed. I thought that by this year I could complete that project. NOW THE YEAR HAS Ended. What's the point of trusting you. Or is it true like the atheist say, that you don't exist? So on and so forth.

Ves22
BUT Martha said, "but I know that EVEN NOW, WHATSOEVER thou asketh of your father, He shall give it thee.

When I read this, was when my questions started.
I said, okay, now what? Lazarus has been dead 4days. Now decay has set in. What's the point?

23. Jesus says, I AM THE RESURRECTION and THE LIFE. He that believe in me, though was dead shall live and those that live shall not die. AH.

Here is where I got stocked.
Holy Spirit, what does that even mean? How is Christ the Resurrection? (knowing this time, he had not died nor resurrected yet) I closed my Bible, closed my eyes, closed my physical ears, switched on my spirit man.

I heard him say, Open your eyes. Look at the sun. He said, defined the sun, I did. He said, give the characteristics of the sun. I did.

The sun gives life, light and heat to earth. The sun is the light. It's not part of the light. Without the Sun, life on earth dies. Every brightness is likened to the sun, not the other way round.
(Life may not die immediately in the absence of the sun. But it's dead, it's just a matter of time)

He said, so it is with Christ. Christ is Life. He can give life to who ever or whatever, at anytime he dims it fit. The issue is not whether He can give Life. The issue is, Is He willing to give it, and when?

Martha said, EVEN NOW whatever you ask.

But they asked Lord! Why didn't you give? Why didn't you ask your father for healing for your friend Lazarus, why let him die first?
Which would ve been easier, to heal him or to raise him up?

He said to me, The case of Lazarus is the same with the case of the man born blind. It has nothing to do with his parents or him, just like it has nothing to do with Lazarus being sick, dying and getting resurrected.
He said to me, there are two issues here.
1 Lazarus' Family/Blind man.
2. The general public(Jews) or in our case gentles
He said, "For me, it is not about healing the sick or raising the dead, it's about pointing man to God".

Whatever is normal doesn't fascinate man, so man remains with the Idea that's it's all about himself.
He dies in his sins, without knowing it.

But my heart breaks to see man go the way he is going. So, I have to raise questions in their hearts by doing this things. If I had come when Martha sent for me. The Jews wouldn't know what happened. If Batimeus didn't grow up blind, many Jews would not ve sought to know how possible that could be. If I had gone when Martha sent for me, they wouldn't learn patience and discipline in ministry.

If I had gone when they wanted me, the name of Lazarus, would be just be a name. But today, anywhere the name Lazarus is mentioned, people know him. MY DELAY MADE HIM FAMOUS.

He said, there's a time for waiting. Not fasting or prayer. But RESTING IN ME. ALLOW ME. WAIT.
He said, His Children are too much in a hurry, that's because they measure achievements by what their friends have. He said, too many of His Children are too anxious, fearful of failure, terribly bothered about too many things.

Worrying about things not turning out the way they planned them or the speed they expected. so in a state of anxiety and fear, they pray and fast. And in that state, I will not answer them, becos I do not want you to come to me in fear. Come to me in love.

He said, I want you to tell me your challenges, not because I don't know them, but I want you to depend on me, in love. Tell me what you want, BUT don't tell me how you want me to do it, and When you want it. I don't walk/work with your time. I will do it, in my time.

He said, He created everyman to handle just one assignment on earth. But man is not even interested to find out what his assignment is, that's why he is so worried trying to do 100things that doesn't concern him.

He said, The spiritual is not fascinated by signs and wonders. And I don't perform signs and wonders to show off. It's not to flex ego. There are only necessary to raise questions in the hearts of men, and for those questions to gets answers men will have to draw close to the Master. When they come, then we can sit down and talk about issues. They will then see that they have been looking at things wrongly and are getting it all wrong.

He asked me a question that broke my heart. He said, My daughter, do you think I hate you? I said no Lord. He said, 'I see you. I hear your thoughts', It breaks my heart when you cry. I wish I can take you to the future, so that you can see what my plans are for you, but I Won't, not becos I can't, but becos, I need you to trust me, Rest in me.

This morning He gave me three words. He said I need to learn DISCIPLINE, COORDINATION, AND ORGANISATION.
He said, there's work to do, there's no need to rush. If you ever have a need to rush, know you are walking ahead of me. Align your steps by Me, He said. Don't work outs side of the plan.
If you want to work for yourself, then walk off, but if you want to work for me, then walk by me, not looking at the clock that tells you how old you are.
As at when I needed Isaac, was when he came. As at when I needed Samuel, was when he came, as at when I needed John the Baptist is when he came.

Remember you are the clay. The clay doesn't tell the Potter when, and how to be formed, or what the Potter shd do with it.
He says, look away from the clock. Look up to me. I have the answers.
Praise the Lord.

I started from page one and read to 50+ (last year) . Always felt like posting but I don't know why I did not, but I just couldn't hold back from acknowledging this message. It's profound and piercing, very reassuring. So compressed but didn't compromise any truth.
Analice...Charly.....,. May you guys increase in the wisdom of God
God bless the girl that reposted this MSG cos I didn't know I skipped it. I discovered it today through the girl's post. Her Monica starts with H, I tot she was the original poster until she confessed she wasn't.
I don't take my dreams seriously, I do not desire to. God usually speaks directly to me through Sermons, usually tape sermons. He didn't put the fascination of dreams in me.
Thumbs up to everyone in the house. I've been a part of this thread for long except that I've been a stealth member

Pride at its peak

For those asking where the ghettos are, be sure Enugu has ghettos but the thread isn't for showing the ghettos of Enugu.

Oblion:
OP can lie eh.............
first of all my name is OBINNA, a bonafide ibo guy and enugu indigene,was born and bred in the north though,katsina to be precise
I school in esut (agbani) and I have tour enugu around,this pictures are lies,we wont get it right if we keep posting mirage and lies

I lived in enugu I can give a name to most of the pictures. Agbani isnt Enugu town na, that's why ESUT permanent site is situated there.

We need pictures of Gulf, zoo estate,GRA.
That minners court estate.... That new estate behind access bank hq. Places yakpa.

Saw one thread about akure this... That.... the Akure hype was funny to me . I served in Akure mehnnnnn. It's a nice place though but not comparable to Enugu. Akure is even too small. I can jog from the beginning of alagbaka to the road after FUTA or the end of Ondo road. These are the "start to end" of Akure town

2sizzlin:
Thank God I made it!

Still making it through the mercy of God. It's 2016 baby!

grad2012:
At 16. Wats d rush sometin yo will grow old and get married and do do do till u tier ehn. Oga goon,she dint even have sex with one she just had to have two men at d sametime. I just womder that if at that age she is doing all this only God knows what she will do when she gets older.

She will repent when she gets older

I bought 160 yesterday

That's STC. Some people in Nairaland schooled there . That's the assembly ground.
The Principal, as at that time was:
Rev. Fr. John Martins Chikani aka Okoman

You actually come to school with your writing materials only, during exams, wearing your "games wear (pocketless)

BONUM! ........

The reply can't be wiped from the memory of any who was once a student of the school.