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FamilyRe: My Advice To Married Couples After Divorcing My Wife Of 16 Years By Gerald Roger by 2sizzlin(m): 8:34pm On Dec 21, 2013
Hehe grin. Who exactly wan dash monkey banana? I call my wife "O'boy" for no reason.
We need to quickly divorce so that I would get another wife jaré.
RomanceRe: The Best Gift A Woman Can Give To Her Husband/fiance. by 2sizzlin(m): 11:14pm On Dec 18, 2013
Seems more like: "the best bribe a woman can give her husband".

What are you ppl patching up here??
I'm sorry Op there isn't any particular method or gift.
Woman, do everything right a wife is expected to do not because you want him to treat you right(because if that's your motivation, you'd quickly get weary if he doesn't seem to be treating you right in return )but because it's right to do them. Make it a habit to be a good wife, that's your duty, leave the rest to God it's His duty to effect a loving marriage.
(NOTE: intended for Christians audience)
If you think there is a method, goodluck with your quest.





















To those talking Virginity............... Like seriouslyhuh? Tell me you guys were joking.
RomanceRe: She Recognized His Voice.... I Don't Understand by 2sizzlin(m): 7:18am On Dec 18, 2013
Seriously, ppl don't sound differently to me on phone. If we've had a conversation in person before, I would recognise your voice on phone in an instance.
FamilyRe: Should I Just Abort? by 2sizzlin(m): 9:47pm On Dec 15, 2013
"God bless you" huh At first I didn't even know you were a Christian. Hmmm! You see why it's good to marry a Christian? I didn't know this was going to come from a married woman.

My job b4 my baby. just a few thousands.
That's why it's good to know God b4 things spoils like this, at least you'd know what to do as a result of your understanding and faith in the word of God.
Abortion = NO!
You'd be surprised the spirit that abortion would release into that family. How sure are you that you wouldn't loose your job even after the abortionhuh? Life ain't easy lady, and as long as you and your hubby thinks you can fix it on your own God won't intervene, and of course you'd get frustrated sometimes, at those times you're being given an opportunity to make the worst decision or to cast your care on Him, and let him be God.
Satan is giving you the opportunity to cross a line, God is giving you the opportunity to trust in him, choose one.
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Life by 2sizzlin(m): 9:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
Nne, you're lucky it only cumbled, what if it had crumbled nkor? Just like you managed to remove the "r" in the crumble, we could help you remove the remaining letters and make things right smiley
RomanceRe: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by 2sizzlin(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2013
If I shoot person now angry

Offer to give him sth........ He will give you attention in return




Goat
RomanceRe: I'm Dating My Friend's Sister But He Doesn't Know. by 2sizzlin(m): 8:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
Ghen ghen! See action film, patiently waiting for last fight! grin


Listening to Ja Rule - clap back

Jokes EtcRe: Why Are Celebrities Doing This Pics 18+ by 2sizzlin(m): 4:16pm On Dec 14, 2013
undecided Op, you need to be employed, send me your cv
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tested Me With Cheating & 'Pregnancy' by 2sizzlin(m): 4:12pm On Dec 14, 2013
undecidedFaints
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by 2sizzlin(m): 4:02pm On Dec 05, 2013
Hehe hehe
Christianity EtcRe: Women Wearing Trousers: Conversation With A Brother by 2sizzlin(m): 3:38pm On Dec 05, 2013
anibi9674: Broad way preachers. Looking 4 who 2 take 2 hell. Any man who listen or follow after dis broad way message is doomed 4 eternity unless he or she repents. All of u who said u were once against female wearing trousers bt nw hv discovered ur so called truth u jus allowed d devil 2 rob u of ur salvation. When d devil önce 2 appear as a xtian sis does he appear as a sis wearing trouser ?
Funny. I wanted to say sth but op has explained it all. I wanted to say sth that'll make you think more about it, but I think I'd be wasting time on your hard heart and head
HealthRe: Scientists Find Aggressive New HIV Strain ( Seems Confined To West Africa) by 2sizzlin(m): 3:20pm On Dec 05, 2013
naijacutee: Africa is not cursed. It is people who through their actions choose to become a curse to themselves.

- When a man has a wife, but chooses to sleep around with promiscuous University students (for one reason or the other) and contracts HIV, he has chosen to become a curse for himself.
- When a girl, instead of studying decides that she wants Peruvian hair, and chooses to sleep with promiscuous older men, she has chosen to become a curse for herself.
- When a man is given a contract to fix a road, and he chooses to not just inflate the price but also to do a bad, unsustainable job so that he can buy a hummer that year, he has chosen to become a curse to his community.
- When a student decides that it is better to pay someone to sit his exams than to do the hardwork, study and pass, he has chosen to become a curse to himself and anyone who employs him in the future.
- When we celebrate that 'brother' in church who just bought a new car, (even though we know he does dodgy deals) we choose to become a curse to ourselves.
- When we sell our votes for N10,000, we choose to become curses to ourselves and our children.

"Poverty made me do it." is no longer an excuse. In all the scenarios above, these people would have survived without having to seek shortcuts, but chose not to. Africa is not cursed. We bend down and select our curses for ourselves.
I perceive You listen to good ppl
RomanceRe: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by 2sizzlin(m): 10:09pm On Dec 03, 2013
Sike: A Lady is a lady, young or Old.
I'm sure this is the answer to question we've all been trying to answer. This boy know book ooo.
Ops that's the definition of "lady" that you've been asking for, this smart guy just answered it.
We need buy am alomogrin
RomanceRe: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by 2sizzlin(m): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2013
myOGAonTOP: you and her LIVED TOGETHER for 3 years i.e 365days multiplied by 3 and you didnt do.
Bro, all liars WILL go to hell fire. Accept Jesus today. Haba!
gringringringringrin
OBOY YOU WAN USE LAUGH SCATTER ME HERE
Foreign AffairsRe: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by 2sizzlin(m):
fellis: See as ars* kissers boku for dis topic, Nairalanders jus dey behave like say dem neva follo foreigner yan for their life before.

Because of only one person naim una dey call ur papa and mama gorrillas and monkeys and falling over themselves to get his attention grin Only god know wetin una go do if dem come plenty pass one.
And nor be say d answer wen him dey give dem nor de for google.
Hehe.... I de suspect say You dey fear the guy sef wey mek you write am for pidgin grin grin. You no wan mek am vex, lol. I dey write am for pidgin to save you ooo as my fellow naija b4 hin go discover wetin you write con chance you grin.
The young man sabi, even if hin dey Google am, you sef go Google tell us about naija or Ghana. Hin ask anybody for money here? Some of una no fit just appreciate the young man, Haters!

Na every foreigner de mek sense? Wetin concern me with foreigner wey wan talk about kim kardeshian??
So if you don follow foreigner talk before, u(we) no suppose ask am anything again? I don learn sth from this guy wetin I don learn from you? (how to hate on a foreigner)?
Abeg no correct us here, ehhh.... allow us Abeg.
RomanceRe: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by 2sizzlin(m): 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2013
shocked
nakoks: ;DSee all these learners,una think say una sabi silly on top babe?my middle name na kingsilly.
Now where do I start from cos I have lost count.Is it from chasiing goat or entering a bus to a far destination just for a chance to get a girls name address cos no gsm those days.

I remember this light skinned babe that just moved into our hood back then.Damn was she stunning(her name was queen,show mwe an ugly babe bearing queen and I will show u a black pope).

I was about 19 and was struck by this damsels beauty.She used to come to the biz center I was working and one day I summoned courage to talk to her.she walked to a suya spot and was buying suya while I was scoping.she picke a piece of suya put it in her moutha nd after masticating it for two minutes stuck it out of her mouth and asked me to take it with my mouth at the junction in the full glare of the public.Without thinking na so I gum her mouth collect the suya chew.omo from dat day the babe took me serious and we became good friends tho I didn't get to eat the food.
shocked
nakoks: ;DSee all these learners,una think say una sabi silly on top babe?my middle name na kingsilly.
Now where do I start from cos I have lost count.Is it from chasiing goat or entering a bus to a far destination just for a chance to get a girls name address cos no gsm those days.

I remember this light skinned babe that just moved into our hood back then.Damn was she stunning(her name was queen,show mwe an ugly babe bearing queen and I will show u a black pope).

I was about 19 and was struck by this damsels beauty.She used to come to the biz center I was working and one day I summoned courage to talk to her.she walked to a suya spot and was buying suya while I was scoping.she picke a piece of suya put it in her moutha nd after masticating it for two minutes stuck it out of her mouth and asked me to take it with my mouth at the junction in the full glare of the public.Without thinking na so I gum her mouth collect the suya chew.omo from dat day the babe took me serious and we became good friends tho I didn't get to eat the food.
shocked shocked. Oboy!

I no fit
RomanceRe: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by 2sizzlin(m): 12:57pm On Dec 01, 2013
Toks2008: Baddest guy
Ever liveth grin
RomanceRe: My GF Cheated On Me, Caught Her Right In The Action...see How She Apologised by 2sizzlin(m): 12:33am On Nov 30, 2013
tpacalipse: Never ever listen to a woman's apology. As she begged you there, you were supposed to stop the next bike and made a run for it. Or better still, u shud have just poured water on her right there and tell her to shove it up her asss. Every woman who cries while apologizing is a home destroyer, you better destroy her before she destroy u. Good day.
Ehyaaa... Who know wetin crying girls don do this wanundecided
RomanceRe: Guys, Are Stretch Marks A Turn-off? by 2sizzlin(m): 11:01pm On Nov 25, 2013
vivichocs: you think stretch marks is about being fit? Once any part of your body stretches, d marks appear...stretch marks during pregnancy is mostly inevitable, so you r going to leave her when she's preg?
Enhe na
FamilyRe: Why The "Thank You" After intimacy by 2sizzlin(m): 11:00pm On Nov 25, 2013
zeemoore: It's as simple as ABC
Sit her down nd explain to her the reason why you don't want her to tell you "thank you my love"
Abi what is hard in saying that?
Lol. Nne, you even made it harder grin.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Exhausting My Patience by 2sizzlin(m): 10:57pm On Nov 25, 2013
Ermm mm.... I don't have the time needed to make a sentimental comment. So Ermm... I will be quick.
BUY HER HUMAN HAIR.
RomanceRe: She Loved Me But I Kicked It Into The Gutter by 2sizzlin(m): 10:37pm On Nov 25, 2013
Shey you jus wan Mek we hail you?






GUY, you na badddt guys!!!
RomanceRe: Should I Abort The Pregnancy? by 2sizzlin(m): 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2013
Why do you ppl always think the only choice you have is abortion. She should birth the baby and continue with her life, who say baby momas can't get married , uh? I can marry a baby mama. She can take care of the baby alone or with him, and they can still marry different ppl. It's not a perplexing situation Abegi!
Mek I reply ping
FamilyRe: A Thread For Ladies Who Want To Get Married by 2sizzlin(m): 6:15pm On Nov 25, 2013
zeb04: Books like (1) five love languages (2)the act of marraige (3)intended for pleasure(4)why men marry bitches. They are all good books. Books on how to bake u can get them anywhere. All d best
Hmmm..... All these books just to get mehuh Bible no even dey am, Nawao!
Ma friend just said "soon girls go de do human sacrifice just to marry"!
FamilyRe: A Thread For Ladies Who Want To Get Married by 2sizzlin(m): 6:14pm On Nov 25, 2013
zeb04: Books like (1) five love languages (2)the act of marraige (3)intended for pleasure(4)why men marry bitches. They are all good books. Books on how to bake u can get them anywhere. All d best
Hmmm..... All these books just to get mehuh Bible no even dey am, Nawao!
Ma friend just said "soon girls go de do human sacrifice just to marry"!
FamilyRe: A Thread For Ladies Who Want To Get Married by 2sizzlin(m): 5:53pm On Nov 25, 2013
AMAKAVIOLA: Plz A frnd of mine has seen sm1 she livs so much buh d parents went 2 all dez prayer ppl n 3 diff ppl tld ha not 2 marry d guy dt he has chances of future financial instability n attacks of evil forces.... Buh our Parish priest gav her prayers n tld ha dt afta doz prayers if she stil findz ha sef with d guy she shuld continue. Afta dez prayers she stil fins ha sef lovin d man more. Nw d Fada of d gal refusd so dd d mum... Plz wots ur tak on ds case? Shuld ds gal fyt 4 luv or shuld she quit d pesin she luvs bcoz of future financial instability wch myt not evn.occur
FamilyRe: A Thread For Ladies Who Want To Get Married by 2sizzlin(m): 5:51pm On Nov 25, 2013
AMAKAVIOLA: Plz A frnd of mine has seen sm1 she livs so much buh d parents went 2 all dez prayer ppl n 3 diff ppl tld ha not 2 marry d guy dt he has chances of future financial instability n attacks of evil forces.... Buh our Parish priest gav her prayers n tld ha dt afta doz prayers if she stil findz ha sef with d guy she shuld continue. Afta dez prayers she stil fins ha sef lovin d man more. Nw d Fada of d gal refusd so dd d mum... Plz wots ur tak on ds case? Shuld ds gal fyt 4 luv or shuld she quit d pesin she luvs bcoz of future financial instability wch myt not evn.occur
Those ppl use familiar spirits. They may have no contact with the other physically but they spiritually connect, though they don't know each other in person. Came across them recently too. If you've got a weak and submissive spirit they'll penetrate u. I came here to catch fun, just felt like helping cos I realised alot of ppl are still in bandages like this. I could help further if you pm me.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by 2sizzlin(m): 9:02am On Nov 23, 2013
fabulousdame: yh drake is is.....cant find d words for him... he is d real definition of fabulous, amazing artist



@topic... eni duro(olamide)
caro(wizkid) i was like 'wat d heck'
ph 1st son(duncan mighty) seriously?
terry all his songs
my baby (sky b) he must ve been high wen he composed d song
dnt tell me nonsense(dbanj) noise
limpopo(kcee) only God knows wat he was tinking
yori yori(bracket) hmmm is all i ve to say
danger(psquare) really?
ukwu(timaya) d song is d real definition of senseless

the list is endless.. well dey shud learn from people like banky, ice prince, vector, timi dankolo and even brymo
Pls would you be kind enough to help me Tell drake to stop rapping? he gets it right 3 times outta 50. He'd be better off without rapping.
He should only be singing and making some chorus
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by 2sizzlin(m): 8:48am On Nov 23, 2013
Rudebwoy: SKY B, the dumbest song i ever heard.
Gbam! i intended on mentioning tha boy before I saw your post! That nikor ain't shit!
Worabout yori yori??
Scapegoat - dbanj
No beat, lyrics, rhythm.

Btw op wasn't asking bout lyrics, i dont know know why you guys are all about lyrics. Shey you all like lento, windeck?? What were they saying in their lyrics?
There are some songs without good lyrics tha I like, could be because of the rhythm or beat.

It's funny how people fall in love with terry G's remixes to other ppl's songs better than the original gbedu, imagine terry G's lento became more liked than the original lento.
I used to like P square those days, Buh these days I no know wetin them dey sing again.
Duncan mighty, the guy hit songs sef no fit enter my phone.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Songs You Can't Understand How They Became Hit Songs by 2sizzlin(m): 8:26am On Nov 23, 2013
Mynd_44: All Terry G tracks
Including free madness?? Don't attack me bout the lyrics, Buh that song? It's groovy!

The rhythm and beat........ MADdding things! :-)
PhonesRe: Some Useful Nokia Codes & How To Format/Reset Ur Phone by 2sizzlin(m): 5:42pm On Nov 22, 2013
Who Dafuq still uses Nokiahuh
undecided

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