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Hehe . Who exactly wan dash monkey banana? I call my wife "O'boy" for no reason. We need to quickly divorce so that I would get another wife jaré. |
Seems more like: "the best bribe a woman can give her husband". What are you ppl patching up here?? I'm sorry Op there isn't any particular method or gift. Woman, do everything right a wife is expected to do not because you want him to treat you right(because if that's your motivation, you'd quickly get weary if he doesn't seem to be treating you right in return )but because it's right to do them. Make it a habit to be a good wife, that's your duty, leave the rest to God it's His duty to effect a loving marriage. (NOTE: intended for Christians audience) If you think there is a method, goodluck with your quest. To those talking Virginity............... Like seriously ? Tell me you guys were joking. |
Seriously, ppl don't sound differently to me on phone. If we've had a conversation in person before, I would recognise your voice on phone in an instance. |
"God bless you" At first I didn't even know you were a Christian. Hmmm! You see why it's good to marry a Christian? I didn't know this was going to come from a married woman. My job b4 my baby. just a few thousands. That's why it's good to know God b4 things spoils like this, at least you'd know what to do as a result of your understanding and faith in the word of God. Abortion = NO! You'd be surprised the spirit that abortion would release into that family. How sure are you that you wouldn't loose your job even after the abortion ? Life ain't easy lady, and as long as you and your hubby thinks you can fix it on your own God won't intervene, and of course you'd get frustrated sometimes, at those times you're being given an opportunity to make the worst decision or to cast your care on Him, and let him be God. Satan is giving you the opportunity to cross a line, God is giving you the opportunity to trust in him, choose one. |
Nne, you're lucky it only cumbled, what if it had crumbled nkor? Just like you managed to remove the "r" in the crumble, we could help you remove the remaining letters and make things right ![]() |
If I shoot person now ![]() Offer to give him sth........ He will give you attention in return Goat |
Ghen ghen! See action film, patiently waiting for last fight! ![]() Listening to Ja Rule - clap back
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Op, you need to be employed, send me your cv |
Faints |
Hehe hehe |
anibi9674: Broad way preachers. Looking 4 who 2 take 2 hell. Any man who listen or follow after dis broad way message is doomed 4 eternity unless he or she repents. All of u who said u were once against female wearing trousers bt nw hv discovered ur so called truth u jus allowed d devil 2 rob u of ur salvation. When d devil önce 2 appear as a xtian sis does he appear as a sis wearing trouser ?Funny. I wanted to say sth but op has explained it all. I wanted to say sth that'll make you think more about it, but I think I'd be wasting time on your hard heart and head |
naijacutee: Africa is not cursed. It is people who through their actions choose to become a curse to themselves.I perceive You listen to good ppl |
Sike: A Lady is a lady, young or Old.I'm sure this is the answer to question we've all been trying to answer. This boy know book ooo. Ops that's the definition of "lady" that you've been asking for, this smart guy just answered it. We need buy am alomo ![]() |
myOGAonTOP: you and her LIVED TOGETHER for 3 years i.e 365days multiplied by 3 and you didnt do. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OBOY YOU WAN USE LAUGH SCATTER ME HERE |
fellis: See as ars* kissers boku for dis topic, Nairalanders jus dey behave like say dem neva follo foreigner yan for their life before.Hehe.... I de suspect say You dey fear the guy sef wey mek you write am for pidgin . You no wan mek am vex, lol. I dey write am for pidgin to save you ooo as my fellow naija b4 hin go discover wetin you write con chance you . The young man sabi, even if hin dey Google am, you sef go Google tell us about naija or Ghana. Hin ask anybody for money here? Some of una no fit just appreciate the young man, Haters! Na every foreigner de mek sense? Wetin concern me with foreigner wey wan talk about kim kardeshian?? So if you don follow foreigner talk before, u(we) no suppose ask am anything again? I don learn sth from this guy wetin I don learn from you? (how to hate on a foreigner)? Abeg no correct us here, ehhh.... allow us Abeg. |
nakoks: ;DSee all these learners,una think say una sabi silly on top babe?my middle name na kingsilly. nakoks: ;DSee all these learners,una think say una sabi silly on top babe?my middle name na kingsilly. I no fit |
Toks2008: Baddest guyEver liveth ![]() |
tpacalipse: Never ever listen to a woman's apology. As she begged you there, you were supposed to stop the next bike and made a run for it. Or better still, u shud have just poured water on her right there and tell her to shove it up her asss. Every woman who cries while apologizing is a home destroyer, you better destroy her before she destroy u. Good day.Ehyaaa... Who know wetin crying girls don do this wan ![]() |
vivichocs: you think stretch marks is about being fit? Once any part of your body stretches, d marks appear...stretch marks during pregnancy is mostly inevitable, so you r going to leave her when she's preg?Enhe na |
zeemoore: It's as simple as ABCLol. Nne, you even made it harder . |
Ermm mm.... I don't have the time needed to make a sentimental comment. So Ermm... I will be quick. BUY HER HUMAN HAIR. |
Shey you jus wan Mek we hail you? GUY, you na badddt guys!!! |
Why do you ppl always think the only choice you have is abortion. She should birth the baby and continue with her life, who say baby momas can't get married , uh? I can marry a baby mama. She can take care of the baby alone or with him, and they can still marry different ppl. It's not a perplexing situation Abegi! Mek I reply ping |
zeb04: Books like (1) five love languages (2)the act of marraige (3)intended for pleasure(4)why men marry bitches. They are all good books. Books on how to bake u can get them anywhere. All d bestHmmm..... All these books just to get me Bible no even dey am, Nawao! Ma friend just said "soon girls go de do human sacrifice just to marry"! |
zeb04: Books like (1) five love languages (2)the act of marraige (3)intended for pleasure(4)why men marry bitches. They are all good books. Books on how to bake u can get them anywhere. All d bestHmmm..... All these books just to get me Bible no even dey am, Nawao! Ma friend just said "soon girls go de do human sacrifice just to marry"! |
AMAKAVIOLA: Plz A frnd of mine has seen sm1 she livs so much buh d parents went 2 all dez prayer ppl n 3 diff ppl tld ha not 2 marry d guy dt he has chances of future financial instability n attacks of evil forces.... Buh our Parish priest gav her prayers n tld ha dt afta doz prayers if she stil findz ha sef with d guy she shuld continue. Afta dez prayers she stil fins ha sef lovin d man more. Nw d Fada of d gal refusd so dd d mum... Plz wots ur tak on ds case? Shuld ds gal fyt 4 luv or shuld she quit d pesin she luvs bcoz of future financial instability wch myt not evn.occur |
AMAKAVIOLA: Plz A frnd of mine has seen sm1 she livs so much buh d parents went 2 all dez prayer ppl n 3 diff ppl tld ha not 2 marry d guy dt he has chances of future financial instability n attacks of evil forces.... Buh our Parish priest gav her prayers n tld ha dt afta doz prayers if she stil findz ha sef with d guy she shuld continue. Afta dez prayers she stil fins ha sef lovin d man more. Nw d Fada of d gal refusd so dd d mum... Plz wots ur tak on ds case? Shuld ds gal fyt 4 luv or shuld she quit d pesin she luvs bcoz of future financial instability wch myt not evn.occurThose ppl use familiar spirits. They may have no contact with the other physically but they spiritually connect, though they don't know each other in person. Came across them recently too. If you've got a weak and submissive spirit they'll penetrate u. I came here to catch fun, just felt like helping cos I realised alot of ppl are still in bandages like this. I could help further if you pm me. |
fabulousdame: yh drake is is.....cant find d words for him... he is d real definition of fabulous, amazing artistPls would you be kind enough to help me Tell drake to stop rapping? he gets it right 3 times outta 50. He'd be better off without rapping. He should only be singing and making some chorus |
Rudebwoy: SKY B, the dumbest song i ever heard.Gbam! i intended on mentioning tha boy before I saw your post! That nikor ain't shit! Worabout yori yori?? Scapegoat - dbanj No beat, lyrics, rhythm. Btw op wasn't asking bout lyrics, i dont know know why you guys are all about lyrics. Shey you all like lento, windeck?? What were they saying in their lyrics? There are some songs without good lyrics tha I like, could be because of the rhythm or beat. It's funny how people fall in love with terry G's remixes to other ppl's songs better than the original gbedu, imagine terry G's lento became more liked than the original lento. I used to like P square those days, Buh these days I no know wetin them dey sing again. Duncan mighty, the guy hit songs sef no fit enter my phone. |
Mynd_44: All Terry G tracksIncluding free madness?? Don't attack me bout the lyrics, Buh that song? It's groovy! The rhythm and beat........ MADdding things! :-) |
Who Dafuq still uses Nokia ![]() |
. Who exactly wan dash monkey banana? I call my wife "O'boy" for no reason.
? Tell me you guys were joking.

Op, you need to be employed, send me your cv