ellacute45:
they are now real life couples

Omotayor123:

Don't know about that.

pinceprinz:

Tell me jor... Ayam curiously curious like a curious cat
Na Nairaland teach me oh

you dunno what happens to a curious cat?

wristbangle:


The konji no be here! And wetin dey pain me be say the useless babe come dey say shout "Baby,u r the only one" during d love excercise

Monalisa185:


you dunno what happens to a curious cat?

cybriz82:
Lemme share mine way bk when 2go na 2go.I left jakande estate to iju ishaga to see d babe I met in 2go n she invicted me to cme over pretty girl big boob ass n sweet lip.trust me I b edo man wey no carry last.ib4 leavin home to her plc she already told me her uncle wife is travelin to ibadan I ws like hmmm I dn see butter to butter my bread.I got to ishaga after spendin like 2hour on d road.when I got there. Met d uncle wife applyin makeup on her face with her travelin bag on d table.for my mind I dn believe say I go finish dis babe 2day. only for d uncle wife to apply her makeup spread mat for ground n started sleeping. I ws like babe shebi u say she dey travel I wz talkin to her thru chat.n she wz like yes she go soon go.mek I relax. na der I relax from 11am reach 630pm dis woman just dey form sleep sha.dat day ijust feelin stranglin her with my eyes.na so I stand up ooo begin dey go my house got home arnd 12am traffic wahala.tp dn enter voicemail.bt I try pass d op cus after sum weeks she cme over to my plc.iz up to 6yr nw bt I cnt never dat woman n her style of wickedness.

bwahahahahahahahaha this is very hilarious

pinceprinz:
It eats all the meat in the pot

huhuhu, after eating all the meat, it DIES!!

tosyne2much:
Nearly every guy has at least once in his lifetime experienced a memorable awkward moment when he was brutally embarrassed for visiting a lady either by the lady's parents, her brothers, uncle or her boyfriend whom she never told you about.

*Let me share mine*

A few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with a very pretty lady. After several months of regular chats, calls and SMSes; I planned on how to meet with my supposed girlfriend and of course, our wishes came to reality as I travelled down to meet with her.

She entertained me with pictures and we started discussing those nasty things we used to say on the phone and how we have both been fantasising about the day we will meet, make fun and perhaps, make love. We discussed at length and later ran out of gist after which I went to the bathroom to have my bath and she followed suite after I was done. (She lived in a self-contain apartment)

We further had a little gist, we became quiet and started looking at each other just like a puppy that has not been fed for days. That was when I knew it was time for the show to begin when someone knocked on the door. She headed towards the door and opened it and here came this young man of an average height, dark sinned and a bit mancho. He didn't greet me but as a perfect gentlemen, I greeted him but I noticed he didn't respond (whether you answer of not, na ur own wahala be that, I said to myself).

What I noticed was the sudden facial expression of contempt registered on his face and the first question he asked her was what I was doing in her room and I was like wtf !! "Shey dis one dey craze ni?, who be dis dog wey no get rope for neck?" Be like say this guy no know me, even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan no fit pursue me comot for here" .... I just throway face dey reply my BBM PINGs as I no kuku get business with am

When I got the greatest shock of my life was when she introduced me to him as an ex classmate way back in secondary school and that I only came to say hello to her and would be leaving soon.. The dude started shouting calling her all sort of names and demanded I leave the room before he's forced to do what would hurt me I couldn't just stand the humiliation and was forced to leave that night after which I passed the night in an uncompleted building.

She later called and start pleading that it was her uncle and that he had gone so I should return back. I got furious and heaped curses on her never to call me again..

I later deleted her number, blocked her on whatsapp and unfriend her on facebook.

I have never felt embarrassed like this in my life all because of punni

Guys, don't be shy, share that embarrassing moment of yours and spread the fun

ireneony:
FTC

This Thread will not pass me by.
I know am not a guy. Abeg make una dash me like.

Let me share mine even though I'm not a guy.
There was this guy I love so much.
I have this feeling he was going to marry me.
He took me to his friend's birthday party.

In front of everyone in knelt down facing me, before he could utter any words, I jumped and screamed! Yes!!! I will marry you! Unknown to me , the reason he knelt down was that he was trying to lace his shoe. The next thing he said was babe what! I am not ready for marriage .

I was so embarrassed ...
Before I could face the audience, I woke up from my dream

Monalisa185:


huhuhu, after eating all the meat, it DIES!!

pinceprinz:
@least it leaved a benchmark in the sands of time.

Before we lose the scope of the discussion, you still ain't gonna explain yrself?

didn't want to say further before you report me to my husband

Monalisa185:


didn't want to say further before you report me to my husband

DPricey1:

lol! It was super embarrassing

DPricey1:

lol! It was super embarrassing

pinceprinz:
husband ke, When u do wedding with Ola*** and u no invite me?

hehehehe, you were there na....Buh did i mention any name?

Monalisa185:

hehehehe, you were there na....Buh did i mention any name?

DPricey1:

Mine happened in 2013, It was my roommate's birthday, we was all tipsy so I told my roommate I'd pass the night at my boyfriend's and she said she'd go clubbing with her boyfriend. Later on, my boyfriend and i decided to go to my place instead of his since my place is closer to the birthday venue. we got home, 'had fun' and slept naked. 4am my roommate came in with her boyfriend, expecting me to be at my boyfriend's opened the door with her key, turned on the light. My boobs almost flew from my chest because of the way I jumped. We were just so embarrassed. my boyfriend starred avoiding my roommate, and whenever I c my roommate's bf, I wish I could disappear

NeuroBoss:

puedo ver que vives en espana? ¿Donde exactamente?

pinceprinz:
That was ordinary wooing nah. Abi hin don bring yam , come postrate for pa n ma?

you no hear sey once you woo, and the person gree, you don automatically marry....lol..
saves money

Caringguy:
Hahahahaha abeg make i go sleep....

hehehehe.. happy sleeping

Monalisa185:


you no hear sey once you woo, and the person gree, you don automatically marry....lol..
saves money

pinceprinz:


Chai! Mona Mona , where u bring this one come?

Monalisa185:

No, yo no vivo en España... Hablo un poco español

Monalisa185:


buhahaha, your mates dey carry their wives run go house that day, you go hide...lol

NeuroBoss:

Muy bien. Te animo de aprenderlo. va ayudarte

awwwww, gracias, apreciaría

pinceprinz:


But u know say na Nubian I love nah , u wey know me wan still dey do me . Is not fair oh

lol, when the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable..

Monalisa185:


lol, when the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable..

bqlekan:
Tosyn? isolated building?


met my own nemesis on Glo Africhat then. travelled all the way from Ibadan to Ijebu igbo., got caught in the rain when I was waiting at our supposed rendezvous. Me wey don starch my best shirt with all these local search.(spoilt one I guess) that day was the day I knew starch was made from cassava, and not just ordinary cassava, but the one that smells like fufu (akpu). The stench didn't just attract peoples attention, it also attracted the almighty flies. I was a walking mess. After an hour of hell within myself, the lady appeared from nowhere (not as beautiful as her voice) apologising for her lateness. I got the shocker of my life when she told me she was on an errand for her mum and won't stay longer than 15 minutes. she left me at that spot where I waited for almost an hour for my clothes to dry a bit. that was how I travelled back home dejected.

that was the most embarrassing moment of my life in summary.

lessons I learnt.

never starch your clothes in the raining season
never travel a long distance to meet an unknown person
never judge a lady with her voice.. biko, wait till you meet her
never do the 'indoors only' ladies..

Diseye29:
Abeg who get dis site should band dis thread,bcoz d iyies cn bomb d hole NL, even if dere is som truth in d storry som guys dy add pe-pe and sult join ,,,,,,,lastly i av to sy dis u guys should stop fantacysing wat u wach on blue film (porn videos) pls

Egbon, whether na lies or na truth, abeg roger us ur own experience too make we laf

cl9700:

It wasn't an indoor only issue, she abandoned you there bro! LMAO