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8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by Nobody: 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2016
Most men believe they are good at giving MouthAction but a lot of women out there will say that have rarely (or never) encountered any man who completely wow’ed them in the cunnilingus department.

So, this obviously mean men are not as good as they think. Since women are not likely to bruise a man’s ego by saying he is terrible at giving head, it might be difficult to know for sure how you are doing? Not to worry though, if you are observant, her attitude and body language will let you know if you truly are the HEADmaster.

1. She avoids it: If she gives you excuses when you offer her head, then you must not be very good. This only applies if you have given her head before, because, if she has never had one, she might just be uncomfortable. But if she gave you one chance, pretended she had a blast and refuses next time you ask, then it was not very good.

2. She tells you to stop: There is no reason, short of an explosion, that a woman receiving good head will ask you to stop. Even if she say says something like, ‘I can’t handle the pleasure, it’s too much,’ she is only trying not to make you feel bad. I mean, let’s be honest, if you were receiving the best Mouth Action of your life, will you be willing to tell her to stop for any reason?

3. She is coherent: A woman in the deepest stage of pleasure (which is usually achieved during MouthAction) is never coherent. She would find it difficult to make words that make sense. At this point, her brain is turned off and you will find that she just says gibberish or even use some shocking words. But if she sounds ‘sober’ and says words like ‘Yeah baby,’ ‘I like that baby,’ ‘give it to me’, etc, then she might only be repeating porn star quotes just to keep you happy.

4. She does not ask for it: If you are giving her good head, she will keep asking for it. No one is tired of a good thing. If she never brings it up but makes the ‘right’ moves when you do it, it means she is probably pretending. A good head is rare, so whenever she gets one that is amazing, she will definitely keep asking for it.



5. Her toes don’t curl: Or her body don’t clench, or she does not grip the sheets, or arch her back, basically, subtle signs that tell you you are hitting the right spots. If all she does is moan but her body seems relaxed, then you are not rocking her world.

6. It lasts less than 5 minutes: A true master at cunnilingus will tell you it is not something that is over in a minute. There are so much techniques that go into it that anything less than 5 minutes is not enough to get her to the promise land.

7. You use your teeth: Unless you are absolutely sure what you are doing, if you are bringing your teeth to her vagina, you are terrible at MouthAction. The vagina is extremely sensitive, so when you ‘attack’ it with vigorous moves, you are doing it wrong.

8. She does not orgasm: A very high percentage of women only orgasm during MouthAction so if all your penile thrusts does not make her cum, you should get better at MouthAction ASAP. If she does not cum while you are eating her out, then you are completely wasting your time.

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Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by ATMC(f): 3:29pm On Apr 01, 2016
**smiling**
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by falconey(m): 3:31pm On Apr 01, 2016
grin

Girls are versatile , i just discovered they have 3 holes a rod can penetrate.

1. the old VeJayhole

2. asshole

3. mouth hole
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by rapcy(m): 3:38pm On Apr 01, 2016
Its ok
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by Nobody: 4:01pm On Apr 01, 2016
falconey:
grin
Girls are versatile , i just discovered they have 3 holes a rod can penetrate.
1. the old VeJayhole
2. asshole
3. mouth hole
So you just discovered that?
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by falconey(m): 4:06pm On Apr 01, 2016
PushPlay:
So you just discovered that?
Yes , i'm a priest.
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 01, 2016
falconey:

Yes , i'm a priest.
Modern priest ba?
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by Youngpo413: 4:52pm On Apr 01, 2016
falconey:
grin

Girls are versatile , i just discovered they have 3 holes a rod can penetrate.

1. the old VeJayhole

2. asshole

3. mouth hole
The VeJayhole has another two holes inside making it 5 altogether.
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by falconey(m): 4:58pm On Apr 01, 2016
Youngpo413:
The VeJayhole has another two holes inside making it 5 altogether.


LwkM
Re: 8 Top Signs You Are Bad At Oral S*x by Nobody: 4:01pm On Apr 05, 2016

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