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Signs A Guy(maybe Ur Boyfriend) Has Planned To Sleep With You. by restored2016(m): 8:05am On Apr 26, 2016 |
Lemme quickly go straight to the point without
beating around the bush
1. His Friends vacate the room
Just when you get to his place and his friends start
going out of the room one after the other until you
are left alone. This has already been planned prior
to your arrival. Don’t think they left at their own
discretion, he don already cut eyes give dem make
dem comot
!
2. He asks what you’re wearing
Just when a guy is curious to know whether you will
be wearing a skirt or trouser to his house then be
sure that he will definitely sleep with you when you
visit him. Naijaboiy be like, ” My dear abeg no wear
trouser come my house oooo”
3. He demands you don’t bring Your Friend along
When he tells you not to come with a friend because
he doesn’t want your friend around; there are no
two ways about this, he certainly wants to sleep with
you when you visit him and doesn’t want any barrier
4. He calls his Friend to keep your Friend’s company
Some ladies believe the presence of their friends
will server as security, therefore, they bring their
friends along as custodians not knowing that some
dudes are way too smart to handle such a situation.
A very smart dude will call his own friend to come
and take the daughter of Jezebel you call your
friend away so that they will be alone.
5. He Dips His hands into the pockets to form a
gentleman
I’m very guilty of this act even though I passionately
detest s£x (nobody should question me on this).
When I’m inside the room with a lady and the
moment my j0ystick begins to rise above its default
level as a result of s£x intrusion into my mind. As an
anointed man of God, I will just dip my two hands
into my pockets and stylishly take a scroll outside
after which I will return back when my obviously er
£ct€d joystick returns to its default level
6. He Increases the volume of the home theatre
Another sign a dude wants to sleep with you is that
he will switch on the home theatre and will increase
to the maximum volume so that neighbours will not
hear your moan when the show starts. Some guys will
not deny this.
7. He offers you chewing gum
This is done probably to cleanse your breath before
kissing takes place
8. He stylishly Locks the door
A proverb says ” a dog that enters a lion’s den
should be ready to face the consequences. However,
just when you enter his room and he goes straight to
the door and GBAAAM !!! . Even if heat wan kill two
of una, he will never open the door.. You don’t even
need satan to tell you that he wants to sleep with
you
9. He forces You to take alcohol
Another sign is that he will force you to take a little
amount of alcohol so that he will accomplish his
mission before you gain consciousness
10. He goes out to buy something that has “no name”
Just when you visit a dude and he takes an excuse to
go and buy something (name withheld) and when he
returns back you can’t seem to see what he went to
buy. Make we no deceive ourselves na Gold circle
egbon go buy ooooo!!! … Even If you ask him what he
went to buy he will definitely lie that he wasn’t able
to get it.. My guys out there throway salute oooo
I drop my pen at this point
Feel free to add yours |
Re: Signs A Guy(maybe Ur Boyfriend) Has Planned To Sleep With You. by Danfuster(m): 8:12am On Apr 26, 2016 |
where are the mods... This guy just copied tosyn2much writeup... |
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