oyeleyemaureen:
dis one happened to me wen i ws in church.....wen we were about to drop our offering, you know we'l all get to dance while droppin our offering, i ws behind dis lady and she just kept dancing backwards lettin her butt touch my stuff....as much as i tried shiftin back, she stil kept dancin backwards and i ws like, wetin b dis o lord

Hahahahahahahaha you're just so funny bro

wristbangle:


God bless u for this statement bro.

Gaborone:



And I'm to read this badly written ball of filth, from beginning to end, because?

Thanks, but no thanks.

FohowNigeria:


Sometimes I asked myself, is it because we are in the end time and the world failed to end that the end time people increased in geometrical proportion?

However those folks are joking half of the time.

if those guys with the responsibilities of ending the world had been serious about their business, Putin, Pyongyang etc. The world might have ended decently.

haul:


You're a very ignorant hypocrite, stop commenting on topics you no nothing about, you lack the wit to muscle out such brain effort.

Just look at what you posted Just take a look;

"if those guys with the responsibilities of ending the world had been serious about their business, Putin, Pyongyang"

Where in adams world did this guys said they will end the world? Obviously you've programmed your brain to a lot of rubbish, end time evangelism that's has been preached before the birth nigeria. Stop reading bible or whatnot alone and start reading things that can shape the way you see things!

Fkhalifa:
Ameen, and next time ignore most of them and keep doing your stuff

Fkhalifa:
I don't know how to categorize this set of people ,cos I don't know if they are secret haters or sadists.
When you see a thread talking about sex/romance that you aren't interested in, why can't you scroll away to the next?

Whether we like it or not sexuality is part of this forum and other popular blogs, it has come to stay and theres nothing anyone can do, and so do many orther sections on the forum

If you want to be saddened as a sadist which you are yourself, you can go to the politics, crime section to feed yourselves about the negativities you read about the country, its your wish no one is hating you on that...

So why coming to attack people on what they do which isn't unacceptable by the Admin of the forum?

If you don't like lil kesh and terry g's type of music, then switch to the one you love without causing violence

Nigerians no Wonder we are stagnant, we are over sabi,righteous and condemn ourselves a lot.

Dom2020:
nairalanders, pls what it is with sex? can't we discussed something more productive and leave this sex issue for a while, we have a bigger problem staring us in d face in this country but all we read about is sex this sex that, nawa

FohowNigeria:


Sometimes I asked ask myself, [s]is it because we are in the end time and the world failed to end that the end time people increased in geometrical proportion?[/s]

However those folks are joking half of the time.

if those guys with the responsibilities of ending the world had been serious about their business, Putin, Pyongyang etc. The world might have ended decently.

Festivalofholi:
Lol.. Dont be easily deceived. A lot of guys dont have taste, some can date anything. If ur guy sees a lady with flesh he'll ditch ur sorry ass. Just try and add some flesh, u'll feel better.

Ewatomi26:
I had this silly experience with a pervert.

On that faithful evening, my girlfriend and I were going to mokola from UI, she wanted to get a phone. We entered a cab going to our destination, we sat at the back and a third passenger(guy) joined in, and he was siting close to me by, my right. The journey started, I just felt eyes on me after about 15mins and I turned to my right, only to see this guy stirring at my chest and rubbing his dick, he had unzipped his trousers and brought out his dick... He was shocked that I caught him, but before I could turn my face to tell my frien,d he had zipped up... I was so embarrassed ... My friend did all the scolding for me that day... The Funniest part was the other guys with the driver were all supporting the guy's action.

dammydrumz:
i don't know who this is but seriously stop making blunder in the pretext of articulating grammar.

streetzdreamz:
they have nothing to offer save sexualized talks and joke around with it, when an innocent guy stumbles on this,the fantasies come toying with his mind and he ends up losing it and wanna explore his newly acquired knowledge,when it doesnt work as planned,he goes violent*rape*and the females on this thread thinks its just for fun,later they scream bloody murder when a guy thinks of em as nothing but sex machines,thumbs up miss,u classy and witty!! Wonder whats so special in sex,its not worth the hype this supposed grown ups are giving it,u forget d pleasure the minute u done!!i wonder what the next generation will face,with this moral decadence falling deeper in an abyss of doom.

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha nice one bros

Smellymouth:
I remember during the Molue era, we were heading to Ijanikin from Oshodi, one pervert go use his pr1ck take dey caress one fat yoruba woman yansh..

The sound of the slap be like say tire burst

dammydrumz:
we dey learn from u sir.

Learn from me ke? Abeg no whine me oooo

Tonydeeb:
Sex-hungry niggars everywhere!.
I'm guilty of none, what's up with controlling the urge?, I dnt even give attention to ladies I meet on my way or anywhere else, all I do is admire the face(if pretty) and walk away... Some of 'em would even look back thinking you would look at their bosoms!... How bosom wan help me?

Viccur:
'Na only pocket own i dey do.....moreover if u try am With Ekiti girls na Gobe bdat oo. Be warned

meisterkitan:


How do you know they look back?

Tonydeeb:

Oh, believe me, they do sometimes... albeit, you should note I said 'Bosoms' and not 'Barca', as even in such situations, I in more cases than can remember have noticed the expression in the face of another person coming in my direction.
When you see such person looking at you and beyond you alternatively, then it's a hunch the lady you just passed by is looking back at you.
Just look back and you catch 'em staring...
Disclaimer:Not always

SycophanticGoat:

LoL! Looks awkward to me...

......lol...what's so awkward about it

captaindavid:
u're sick in d head.. try dat with me I go kill u.. IDIOT. what special about u..?

.......sorry bros!

sexaddict08:

una don dey spoil this place with too much lies oooo....haba aunty

......but brother it's the truth!

dammydrumz:
Seriously dude any guy would relish an opportunity with refiner, stop being dramatic, some of us adore such beauty and yes i'm not complaining about her stature as i love it just as much

...I tire ooo....don't know why he's so concerned abt my body?

Tonydeeb:
Sex-hungry niggars everywhere!.
I'm guilty of none, what's up with controlling the urge?, I dnt even give attention to ladies I meet on my way or anywhere else, all I do is admire the face(if pretty) and walk away... Some of 'em would even look back thinking you would look at their bosoms!... How bosom wan help me?

MRNipples:
hehehe u will find them on https://www.nairaland.com/geni340

TruthHurts1:
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