The One:

@loma

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his head and Jill came tumbling after

LOL! Chei, na the answer be that true true! Youare truly the one - the special one.

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The One:

@loma

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his head and Jill came tumbling after

You are too much!!! Keeping it short and simple!!!

easimoni:

LOL! Chei, na the answer be that true true! Youare truly the one - the special one.

C mi c trouble o c as Loma tak mi do mugu with Jack and Jill

The One:

@loma

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his head and Jill came tumbling after

The One: talk tru small she na my decode help u decode am ehn U sef get sharp brain. u do well

Loma: I must meet you in person You definitely must be loads of fun to be around. I don tak u do my bes friend kia, kia. mak i go dey get my recommended dosage of laughter

Royal purple

Well let's have some more fun since NSE is on FORCED HOLIDAY.

Could the following pass for a teaser? Just try anyway. How familiar are you with vowels in the English Alphabet? Can you quickly recognize them? Then try this one:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Jack and Jill - Ioma you no go kill person for here,  
me wey i don dey hail omoba3 for translation,

eniyanman:

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Well let's have some more fun since NSE is on FORCED HOLIDAY.

Could the following pass for a teaser? Just try anyway. How familiar are you with vowels in the English Alphabet? Can you quickly recognize them? Then try this one:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

no be Mary?

Na lie, na Nunu (AEIOU)

SavvyLanre:

Na lie, na Nunu (AEIOU)

@Savvylanre, This no be Candle stickooooo Na brain. The other guy was correct, the fifth daughter is MARY. Read the sentence well


Ok What about this


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

eniyanman:

no be Mary?

You too much, you don spoil show!  
You for wait for a few Nunu's na.

Mr. Risky:


@Savvylanre,  This no be Candle stickooooo  Na brain.  The other guy was correct, the fifth daughter is MARY.   Read the sentence well


Ok What about this


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?   

make una try na, una don sleep just now

as d blind man no dey mute, be like say na to talk say im want sunglasses.

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Do you fly often?  You might find this interesting.  Even if you do not fly frequently, you might well relate to this.  In any case, just try give the correct answer here:

Now the tori,

"During the second republic in Nigeria, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Nigeria and Cameroun territories.  If you recall, the Bakassi issue was still on.   Anyway, during the flight, two of the engines failed.  The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine was also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure.  Unfortunately, the third engine failed before he had time to attempt an emergency landing, and off it went, nosedived and crashed beyond recognition at Bakassi.  Where were the survivors buried?"   A) Nigeria; B) Cameroun; C) Bakassi.

Mr. Risky:

Do you fly often?  You might find this interesting.  Even if you do not fly frequently, you might well relate to this.  In any case, just try give the correct answer here:

Now the tori,

"During the second republic in Nigeria, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Nigeria and Cameroun territories.  If you recall, the Bakassi issue was still on.   Anyway, during the flight, two of the engines failed.  The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine was also failing, decided on a crash landing procedure.  Unfortunately, the third engine failed before he had time to attempt an emergency landing, and off it went, nosedived and crashed beyond recognition at Bakassi.  Where were the survivors buried?"   A) Nigeria; B) Cameroun; C) Bakassi.

". . .crashed beyond recocnition"

No survivors' bodies to bury.

Wait a minute!"Survivors" mean "alive"

THERE WERE SURVIVORS,BUT THEY WEREN'T BURIED

Krrush:

". . .crashed beyond recocnition"

No survivors' bodies to bury.

Wait a minute!"Survivors" mean "alive"

THERE WERE SURVIVORS,BUT THEY WEREN'T BURIED

Even if there were survivors, Do they bury SURVIVORS??

Now, this is a BIG BONUS for you. Quick, quick, name three consecutive days without the mention of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Oya quick, quick

This should be very easy to answer since it was on the news then.

Who can tell me the prominent world leader that visited President Yar Adua at Aso rock on the 30th of February 2008?

invisible!:


This should be very easy to answer since it was on the news then.

Who can tell me the prominent world leader that visited President Yar Adua at Aso rock on the 30th of February 2008?

Abeg which calendar was in use then??

Mr. Risky:

Now, this is a BIG BONUS for you. Quick, quick, name three consecutive days without the mention of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Oya quick, quick

1st, 2nd and 3rd of January. Maybe.

time for some general knowledge?? huh

pumping777:


Abeg which calendar was in use then??

@Pumping777, I like this your question/answer very well. An American once accused Nigerians of using question to answer question. And the Nigerian who heard this "wrong" accusation was stunned and exclaimed "who told you?". The answer was clear afterwards

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pumping777:

1st, 2nd and 3rd of January. Maybe.

OMG, I don see wetin Pumping777 no fit ANALYSE today .  Good you no go fit know everything.  The answer is  YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

lol u guys are the bomb!!! It feels like family here. Keep the riddles pouring in.

Ok, answer this and you are sure of huge capital appreciation coupled with dividend and bonus  Just answer sharp, sharp:

Somewhere around Ikoyi, there is a bungalow that is painted all over in white colour.  What do you think is the colour of the staircase?  A) Black    B) Red   C) White

Mr. Risky:

OMG, I don see wetin Pumping777 no fit ANALYSE today . Good you no go fit know everything. The answer is YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Chei!!! See me see wrong answer!!

pumping777:

Chei!!! See me see wrong answer!!

Some bungalows fit go get staircase??

Mr Risky just reminded me about Americans, now a 14 year old Nigerian born in USA visited this country with his dad. While at M/M airport, the boy ws observing things quietly. As they sat down waiting for a car to pick them up, the guy boy remarked that all the bad news peddled by CNN about Nigeria is false.

the father asked 'why do you say so?

the boy looked up and said 'there has been electric light in this hall since we landed here ten minutes ago, and CNN said the other day that power goes off after every five minutes in Nigeria?'

the dad was about to explain when, suddenly the light went dead and everyone around shouted 'up NEPA!

The dad swallowed his comments and led the boy away to the waiting airport taxi.

invisible!:

Mr Risky just reminded me about Americans, now a 14 year old Nigerian born in USA visited this country with his dad. While at M/M airport, the boy ws observing things quietly. As they sat down waiting for a car to pick them up, the guy boy remarked that all the bad news peddled by CNN about Nigeria is false.

the father asked 'why do you say so?

the boy looked up and said 'there has been electric light in this hall since we landed here ten minutes ago, and CNN said the other day that power goes off after every five minutes in Nigeria?'

the dad was about to explain when, suddenly the light went dead and everyone around shouted 'up NEPA!

The dad swallowed his comments and led the boy away to the waiting airport taxi.

You can't believe this really happened to me.  After a while outside Nigeria's shores, it was power failure at the airport less than 5minutes of my arrival that reminded me that we landed safely

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aktopgun:

try candlestick charting explained by gregory morris
john Murphy's book on TA comes highly recommended as well but i haven't read that one

Thanks Aktopgun. Hope the program went well.