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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by peter1994(m): 8:32am On Sep 03, 2016
@ lalasticlala , seun , fynestboi , myd44

Pls send this to Home page so that Nigerians can lash them.

Imagine Kenyans o
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by outknow: 8:39am On Sep 03, 2016
SantaDomino:

Ur mumu no get part 2... No be ipob dem dey talk... Abi u no get twitter handle?
which tweet refer to IPOB, let me tell you, they know IPOB better than you.show me one tweet on IPOB

If they mistakenly touch IPOB, you know na. we are even planning to join tweets with them and finish you.
Afterall you jailed my brother Chinakwe because of a niger republic outcast

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by peter1994(m): 8:44am On Sep 03, 2016
Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

Pls go and post this on twitter with the harsh tag

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by SantaDomino(m): 8:58am On Sep 03, 2016
outknow:
which tweet refer to IPOB, let me tell you, they know IPOB better than you.show me one tweet on IPOB

If they mistakenly touch IPOB, you know na. we are even planning to join tweets with them and finish you.
Afterall you jailed my brother Chinakwe because of a niger republic outcast
Ode oshii... Enter twitter go tackle Kenyans.. Dem don finish una for there!

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by shotin(m): 9:02am On Sep 03, 2016
grin
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by outknow: 9:07am On Sep 03, 2016
SantaDomino:

Ode oshii... Enter twitter go tackle Kenyans.. Dem don finish una for there!
Example of the tweet, or are you indirectly begging biafrans to help you out?
Imagine Kenya, they know Nigeria is finished
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by AraduF90(m): 9:25am On Sep 03, 2016
DonaldGenes:
Oh boy, these kenya Twitter boys just took unawares, the kind yab ehh
iDon't know why of all the African countries, Kenya choose to start tweet fight again all because Mark Zuckerberg first came to Naija or because they trying to remind us that we could only manage to win Bronze during the last Olympics, oh thanks to the our Sport Minister and Olympic Team committee.

Seems like most of our Nigerian guys are sleepin' we need more ammo

Those yabs are getting serious

So far, iGuess the Kenya's are getting the upper hand oh, Cc some screenshot yabs
post the link Abeg
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by EpicMaurice(m): 9:27am On Sep 03, 2016
You guys should also check out #kenyavsnigeria on facebook.


These guys are just using our own jokes against us.

Kenyans are really dumb. No originality at all.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by EpicMaurice(m): 9:27am On Sep 03, 2016
You guys should also check out #kenyavsnigeria on facebook.


These guys are just using our own jokes against us.

Kenyans are really dumb. No originality at all.
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by GoodSide: 9:28am On Sep 03, 2016
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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by freecocoa(f): 9:30am On Sep 03, 2016
Kenyans are sha winning. grin grin grin
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by 4nobody4every1: 9:35am On Sep 03, 2016
Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card
grin grin grin

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by repogirl(f): 9:36am On Sep 03, 2016
Lol, that boko haram one funny die.....! Oya lets go to Twitter, who dem beeees!!!
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Oyimzy(m): 9:39am On Sep 03, 2016
Kenyans ehnn... Where are Naija Twitter warriors?

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by highbeekeys(m): 9:39am On Sep 03, 2016
Who the f*** designed that kenyan flag? It looks like witches' costume in Nigeria!

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by yungest(m): 9:51am On Sep 03, 2016
HisExellency:
Lol. These Nine Jiriahn dweebs think they got a chance against our collective genius. Just give it up fools. You setting yourselves up for failure.
please who is this retard?

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by maafen: 10:02am On Sep 03, 2016
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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Deejavuu(f): 10:05am On Sep 03, 2016
Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

cheesy grin grin
cheesy grin grin. So babalawo has complimentary card, Lmao! ..

Hilarious thread, "shoot a Kenyan, the bullet comes back for a flashlight " grin grin cheesy

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by MissingBudget: 10:06am On Sep 03, 2016
Good. Africa is moving forward. grin

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by YhungPablo(m): 10:07am On Sep 03, 2016
killed it
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by holysaint1(m): 10:09am On Sep 03, 2016
Cheiii... This guiz are so ready for Nigerians 2day..

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ever811(m): 10:10am On Sep 03, 2016
Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card
I beg its too early to chock a brother with laugh

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Deejavuu(f): 10:11am On Sep 03, 2016
DonaldGenes:


This Kenya dudes just finished us
.lmao

Cc this yab..

Lmao"@moses_kibaya: What Buhari promised on Nigerian Economy versus what he has delivered #KenyaVsNigeria https:///V8NBcXRepm"

Lool cheesy grin grin
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 03, 2016
kenya 99-1 Nigeria

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Odunharry(m): 10:14am On Sep 03, 2016
lmao
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ogyunging(m): 10:17am On Sep 03, 2016
grin NO CHILL
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by JezCalMeJay(m): 10:17am On Sep 03, 2016
I love this

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by IamLEGEND1: 10:18am On Sep 03, 2016
who dem be..... make I port go there first.
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by JeffreyJamez(m): 10:21am On Sep 03, 2016
(Wears Kevlar and cocks Guns)

It's a Saturday afterall

(Off to twitter) grin

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Noneroone(m): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2016
outknow:

Example of the tweet, or are you indirectly begging biafrans to help you out?
Imagine Kenya, they know Nigeria is finished
actually kenyans finished nigerians. Imagine hausa or yoruba resorting to mocking kenyans with their black colour. That shows they are helpless 'cos they are not fairer, or atleast being black is not undesirable. Can kenyans think of mocking Biafra, then Biafrans will shutdown twitter.

That is patriotism.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by sammytwain(m): 10:23am On Sep 03, 2016
mummyson26:
The last twitter war between Nigeria and kenya#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig
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Pls,can someone summarize this for me?

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