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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:53am On Sep 03, 2016

The last time I visited Kenya monkeys were among their population as a country , so that s why their women can fight always because of man

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by rubyradiance(f): 11:58am On Sep 03, 2016

Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

U are just something else,, don't have strength to laugh abeg

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Renewed16(m): 12:12pm On Sep 03, 2016

can u find any cosmetic shop in Kenya , I don't tink their skin aspects it

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by wristbangle: 12:15pm On Sep 03, 2016

The only good news coming out from Kenya is when a client refuse to pay a prostitute after getting laid with her.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by EpicMaurice(m): 12:18pm On Sep 03, 2016

wristbangle:
The only good news coming out from Kenya is when a client refuse to pay a prostitute after getting laid with her.

or when a man gets stuck inside neighbour's wife

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by phenomem(m): 12:19pm On Sep 03, 2016

[quote author=tawababiola post=49033933]

and if u spend naira today thunder go fire u

Amen to that

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by NevetsIbot(m): 12:29pm On Sep 03, 2016

Lol... This guy ehn

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by phenomem(m): 12:35pm On Sep 03, 2016

[quote author=patrickkkk post=49034953]Funny though!!! The true analysis of the map of africa having Nigeria located at the anus of a woman according to the pics to me means Nigeria is important and it holds a key post to the life of the continent. I believe we all know the function of Anus " which is to pass out faeces out of human body.

No human being ( Africa's continent ) will survive with faeces inside her for a long time without Anus helping out. Therefore their surviving ( Africa ) depends on Nigeria ( Anus ) We Nigeria control them ( other Africans ) on whether they LIVE or DIE. Nigeria by this analysis is truly the giant of Africa!!!!!![/quote

Africa is a gun, Nigeria is the trigger

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ORLAHOLUWA(m): 12:37pm On Sep 03, 2016

All I knw is dat we ar more civilliance

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by holysaint1(m): 12:38pm On Sep 03, 2016

vodutive:
too many stray punches but when they land they land hard lol

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating

Omg.... These Kenyans yaff keel us.. Chao.

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by delisha12: 12:38pm On Sep 03, 2016

this is the major reason why African as a continent will remain backward. we hate ourselves just for no reason, so what if Mark visited Nigeria or any other part of Africa first, so what if an African countries is leading in a particular way in the world? we Africans are our own enemies.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 12:41pm On Sep 03, 2016

I don't support jabs based on skin colour we are all africans and we should be proud of our dark skin,this is one of the reasons that encourage bleaching,meanwhile kenyans can enjoy their victory they took us unawares. grin

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 12:43pm On Sep 03, 2016

ORLAHOLUWA:
All I knw is dat we ar more civilliance

Tank God kenyans are not much on nl they would have roasted us for this kind of comment

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Swiftlee(m): 12:46pm On Sep 03, 2016

ORLAHOLUWA:
All I knw is dat we ar more civilliance

Baba oo, Civilian or you meant military?

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by wristbangle: 12:47pm On Sep 03, 2016

EpicMaurice:

or when a man gets stuck inside neighbour's wife

Na so my brother.

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by holluphemydavid(m): 12:47pm On Sep 03, 2016

By d time Nigerians finish with Kenya, dey will knw dat dey started wot dey can't finish

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 03, 2016

dreamwords:
Im not a nigerian, im a biafran

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by MrSly(m): 12:54pm On Sep 03, 2016

After Olympics Kenyan are jobless and idle so they to get busy with their tweeter handles. We should HV played the big brothers role by ignoring them.
No matter how broke Nigeria is, an average rich man in Nigeria can't be as poor as the richest man in Kenya.

IMAGINE KENYA!!!

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by MrSly(m): 12:55pm On Sep 03, 2016

After Olympics Kenyan are jobless and idle so they they need to get busy with their tweeter handles. We should HV played the big brothers role by ignoring them.
No matter how broke Nigeria is, an average rich man in Nigeria can't be as poor as the richest man in Kenya.

IMAGINE KENYA!!!

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by MrSly(m): 12:59pm On Sep 03, 2016

delisha12:
this is the major reason why African as a continent will remain backward. we hate ourselves just for no reason, so what if Mark visited Nigeria or any other part of Africa first, so what if an African countries is leading in a particular way in the world? we Africans are our own enemies.

No Kenya hates Nigeria for a reason, envy.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by DeRay98(m): 1:02pm On Sep 03, 2016

The fact is Kenyans pick fight with Nig to remain visible otherwise we always over shadow them.
Their women worship Nigerian guys...they say our men are too smart compared to their men.
I share flat with 2 Kenya ladies so i know what i 'm saying.
Our women are too strong for their men to handle and their women fear our women.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by uvalued(m): 1:15pm On Sep 03, 2016

Turks:
We no get strength for this abeg...but then...[size=30pt]THIS IS NIGERIA!!![/size]

those post was just hilarious both kenya2naija and naija2kenya lol

Nigerians get epic comeback sha

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by MrSly(m): 1:24pm On Sep 03, 2016

Kenyan at cyber cafe tweeting one after the other

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by proffnico(m): 1:24pm On Sep 03, 2016

holysaint1:
Cheiii... This guiz are so ready for Nigerians 2day..

please what's the name of your twitter app?

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by koolpope(m): 1:28pm On Sep 03, 2016

wristbangle:
The only good news coming out from Kenya is when a client refuse to pay a prostitute after getting laid with her.

permission to tweet dis

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by EpicMaurice(m): 1:33pm On Sep 03, 2016

MrSly:
Kenyan at cyber cafe tweeting one after the other

hope you posted this on twitter cheesy

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 1:38pm On Sep 03, 2016

Eze chigozie
@Ezechigozie14
3s
#kenyavsnigeria ..imagine kenya that dont lack toothpick because it everywhere you go@lekpafrombonetobone
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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by olatunjithomas(m): 1:50pm On Sep 03, 2016

I used to think there were no survivors from the Sodom and Gomorrah destruction until I visited Kenya.

grin

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Hbuyosh(m): 1:53pm On Sep 03, 2016

Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

I may not know who this Babalawowo is (me guess he's a witchdoctor or something), but good jab that one is.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by owielinus(m): 1:54pm On Sep 03, 2016

lol

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Hbuyosh(m): 1:57pm On Sep 03, 2016

MrSly:
Kenyan at cyber cafe tweeting one after the other

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