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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by hefelove(m): 10:24am On Sep 03, 2016
if u are on twitter u will know we are winning them, Nigeria no dey carry last

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Laveda(f): 10:26am On Sep 03, 2016
Oh my

I don laugh tire gringringringringrin

Clowns sad

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Oyimzy(m): 10:30am On Sep 03, 2016
Kenyans won this time even as our Naija guys tried to fight back though..

@ iamMrDray
You can't be black like a Kenya Man and be hoping for a Bright future. #KenyaVsNigeria

@ AmazingGoddess1
Kenyans are so black they leave footprints on charcoal #KenyaVsNigeria

@ thompsonjoe2
#KenyaVsNigeria, Obama is the fastest athlete, He ran away from poverty

@ someborry
LMAO -> #KenyaVsNigeriaKenyans can never be creative. They stole two Nigerian names to form their city's name "naira" & "obi" = Nairobi.

@ AmazingDanny_
Kenyans win those races because they're promised food at the finishing line. #KenyaVsNigeria

@ a_taoriox
Kenyans were the first creatures on earth, but they were so dark that when God looked down, he said "Let There Be light #KenyaVsNigeria

@ Ibrahemist
See ehn, I wanted to join in this # KenyaVsNigeriabut as a Nigerian, I have home training so I was taught never to mock the less-privileged.

@ __masaka_
Nigerians have given up stop it # kenyavsnigeria

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by brightalo1010: 10:33am On Sep 03, 2016
where's the twitter handle ?I dey wan go there someone help me ..kai see Kenya kwa shocked

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by bayocanny: 10:35am On Sep 03, 2016
Mehn! I think the hastag started in the midnight(Nigerian Time)
O boy those kenyans don scatter us for there, the reasons is that boys dey sleep then, before we wake up kenyans do carry show oo...nija twitter warrior don dey wake up to fight back lol

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by holysaint1(m): 10:38am On Sep 03, 2016
Still ongoing...

Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by davide470(m): 10:39am On Sep 03, 2016
biyi99:
forget level joor!! Kenya dey win us already.
For where.?!!!

Have you read all our clapbacks!!!! cheesy

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by gretblue: 10:41am On Sep 03, 2016
brightalo1010:
where's the twitter handle ?I dey wan go there someone help me ..kai see Kenya kwa shocked
Just search Kenyavsnigeria

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 10:42am On Sep 03, 2016
Judging from the tweets i am reading from Kenyans, it seems Nigeria is very popular among them to know so much about us,where as I barely know anything about Kenyans apart from when they win medals in the Olympics which happens to be their main natural resources

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by brightalo1010: 10:42am On Sep 03, 2016
gretblue:

Just search Kenyavsnigeria
Kul
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by tawababiola: 10:43am On Sep 03, 2016
dreamwords:
grin Im not a nigerian, im a biafran

and if u spend naira today thunder go fire u

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by outknow: 10:44am On Sep 03, 2016
Noneroone:
actually kenyans finished nigerians. Imagine hausa or yoruba resorting to mocking kenyans with their black colour. That shows they are helpless 'cos they are not fairer, or atleast being black is not undesirable. Can kenyans think of mocking Biafra, then Biafrans will shutdown twitter.

That is patriotism.

A very big thanks to Nnamdi kanu, Even BBC will be afraid to report Biafra negatively by the time we are done
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by gretblue: 10:47am On Sep 03, 2016
So much Kenya on twitter since Mark visited Kenya. It seems Mark only mission was to fulfil his promise of free/ awoof Phone/Gadgets to all kenyas.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Teedawg: 10:55am On Sep 03, 2016
This is not what patriotism means cut the frivolous act at least show them we are the big brother

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Nobody: 10:57am On Sep 03, 2016
too many stray punches but when they land they land hard lol



#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.


#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by socrates007: 11:00am On Sep 03, 2016
[quote author=denisfidha post=49028126]This one never gets old[/quote
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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by afeezzezo: 11:07am On Sep 03, 2016
peter1994:


Pls go and post this on twitter with the harsh tag
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by dreamwords: 11:15am On Sep 03, 2016
tawababiola:



and if u spend naira today thunder go fire u
And if u use oyibo made phone reply or quote me again, make God solder your nyansh together

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by AmakaAina(f): 11:21am On Sep 03, 2016
Please don't fight originality cool , while u are busy being colonised we are busy being real ya dig! grin . If e pain u Abeg gan jump inside river Niger and dude have u ever seen our Nigerian women? Even d ones with hair on their chest are so darn cute ya dudes be salivating cheesy . Hate da game n not da player... nuff said... but ya moniker though... regressed hostility from mummy issues! I get... Pele o tongue
mummyson26:
The last twitter war between Nigeria and kenya#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by patrickkkk: 11:23am On Sep 03, 2016
Funny though!!! The true analysis of the map of africa having Nigeria located at the anus of a woman according to the pics to me means Nigeria is important and it holds a key post to the life of the continent. I believe we all know the function of Anus " which is to pass out faeces out of human body.

No human being ( Africa's continent ) will survive with faeces inside her for a long time without Anus helping out. Therefore their surviving ( Africa ) depends on Nigeria ( Anus ) We Nigeria control them ( other Africans ) on whether they LIVE or DIE. Nigeria by this analysis is truly the giant of Africa!!!!!!

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ayusco85(m): 11:25am On Sep 03, 2016
This has got to be the best jab from a naija to a Kenyan,, can't stop laughing

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ghostmist: 11:25am On Sep 03, 2016
Holy shiit....!

dis guys don finish us.

I think its time I joined twitter.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ayusco85(m): 11:30am On Sep 03, 2016
#AdForumCo So somebody said we only knew Kenyans recently because DSTV introduced NAT GEO WILD. Epic!

#KenyaVsNigeria

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:32am On Sep 03, 2016
Just imagine Kenya insulting Nigeria , Kenya is not up to one of our local government they have the mouth to insult Nigeria .
Kenya is the only community you will see a married woman fighting on the road unclad like The one that happen last week.
I am looking forward to hear from them this weekend for their drama .

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by AmakaAina(f): 11:33am On Sep 03, 2016
Gladly..... dumb as mofo trying to sound intellectual ending up sounding like d retard he is and like I said earlier , he gat major mummy issues since he aint gat no identity of his own except as a mummysboi grin. Please tell him that our parents raise us to hold our own and create for ourselves no matter how small or incomplete but still a work in progress and not to define ourselves by our ability to hang onto our mummy's skirt.... He should grow some Cojones of his own then come back to talk trash about a nation were the average 15yrs old is an entrepreneur and quite independent.... does that summaries it for you? grin
sammytwain:
.

Pls,can someone summarize this for me?

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by ayusco85(m): 11:34am On Sep 03, 2016
Epic

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by dyn1800: 11:34am On Sep 03, 2016
Great ..... Means everybody comes from Nigeria

denisfidha:
This one never gets old
Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Jokkarm: 11:38am On Sep 03, 2016
Because of this I am coming to contest as Kenya president next year.

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by LoveJesus87(m): 11:38am On Sep 03, 2016
mummyson26:
The last twitter war between Nigeria and kenya#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig
This is just too dumb and completely meaningless really. This is a show of pain and hurt, seriously. Someone who is intelligent and productive cannot sit down to write this rubbish. No wonder Africans are still so so so backward, this is a direct and undeniable evidence. If not for the white man, people like you would still be roaming the streets naked...

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Psalmy2cute(m): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2016
Chai .... I DEH VEX I NEVA FIT SUBSCRIBE FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS... I FOR DN GO TWITTER GO BLAST THEM BY NOW..... GOD GO PUNISH BUHARI FOR THIS RECESSION WHEN HE PUT US

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by Sphilip1(m): 11:46am On Sep 03, 2016
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided

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Re: Tweet Fight - Kenya Vs Nigeria Again - Hilarious Tweets by donoti23(m): 11:50am On Sep 03, 2016
Kenya can never be creative, dey stole 2 nigeria name for form dia own... Naira nd obi

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