RichieDaVinci01:
She: Lemme think bout it


***Two weeks Later***

She:NO

firstking01:
Every guy at one point must have encountered this, except you 've got no balls or guts to approach a girl...so, there's this girl i loved so much and i thought she did too cos i was taking her on home lesson sha before we both developed feelings for each other...i respected her, gave her space, buy gift most times...wait, did i tell you she's into modelling??, ofcourse she was lepacious and pretty...help and guided her to register for waec, when the result came out she made all her 9 subjects...so, thought to myself, i don win her love be that na


So, one evening i just layed on my bed gathered momentum and decided to do what i felt a normal guy should first do to a girl he has been crushing upon...i picked up my phone and dialled her no..

Thus the convo...

Me= Hello

She= Goodevening as usual.

Me= Paused for a while, hmmm.

She= What na, you are silent

Me= Ok, i was thinking we could have a fut...she didn't even allow me to finish, the next thing i heard was "hey, you better wake up from your dream cos it won't work"...guys @this junction i didn't know when my phone fell from my hands...thankGod i was able to return to my normal self after that incident...


Over to you guys...let's get to know how she turned you down that left you in coma..make we laugh small...tosyn2much i no say you no dey disapoint

firstking01:
Within those span of days that she was still thinking abt it, you would 've capitalized on it and play the bf role in her life, she would 've said yes....Immediately a girl says let me think abt it, it means "let me see hw he will treat me first before i give it in"...you slacked bro.

MrsChima:


Hey ndi Igbo love-vendor! Missed you too baby!

firstking01:
And what was your response??

TerrorSquad147:
She told me back then in school that it I shouldn't think about it cos we might break up and become enemies, she's not ready to lose my friendship cos it will really hurt her. It pained me small sha, cos I had genuine interest in her, though phocking must happen na abi who no like better thing . She's single now and has been stylishly bringing up the issue, truth is I still like her but I feel we won't last. This is our 6th year of being friends though...

TerrorSquad147:
She told me back then in school that it I shouldn't think about it cos we might break up and become enemies, she's not ready to lose my friendship cos it will really hurt her. It pained me small sha, cos I had genuine interest in her, though phocking must happen na abi who no like better thing . She's single now and has been stylishly bringing up the issue, truth is I still like her but I feel we won't last. This is our 6th year of being friends though...

RichieDaVinci01:
Joking bro such cannor happun to me

RoastedCorn:
Never been turned down by any girl



Thing is I weigh my chances,I have to be so convinced she's feeling the same before I asked her out and that has made me have 100% record with girls

Even if i'm crushing on her and I don't see any sign of her liking me deep ,I'll just murder the feeling myself, it'll save me rejection, that's why I don't do all these roadside toasting, you have to be my friend first

EmperorLee:
I can't even remember the last time I asked a girl out

Shiitposter:
Me: h-hi toyosi, how are you doing? Toyosi: i'm not interested in a relationship right now

Fuuuuuuuuuaaaarrkkkkkkk, how did she read my mind. Felt bretty bad bros.

Berlynn:

Berlynn:

firstking01:
Lmao, which sane guy does that anyways...guess he wasn't really intrested in having something serious with you.

lol i was just giving an illustration here

Berlynn:

firstking01:
Still applicable in real life

who does that ? Dumb lines for dumb girls

firstking01:
Egbon, then go for the kill na...until another sharp guy outsmart you ba?...wait, she friendzoned you for six wooping years o:., and you are still willing to continue in the friendzone, i hail thee

TerrorSquad147:
bro she wan friend zone me but I dey carry other girls wey fine pass her . I never dulled myself all through my school years and I do discuss my sexcapades with her, which I know she never liked from her replies but will become forming like she's interested in th discussion. And Lest I forget, she been spoil some parole for me because she always wanted my attention.

firstking01:
Wow, she's so free with you...i knw say you dey fantasize alot for your head

firstking01:
Chai, those girls bad i swear...the ones you asked out before broke your heart abi??

ronald4lif:




Awww good to have you back. How's Chima junior doing? Resume school?

firstking01:
What was his reaction when you turned him down??

MrsChima:


We ended getting married about 2 years later! We will be celebrating almost 10 years of marriage soon.

MrsChima:


Which one? You know I just had another baby? I got ugly Igbo children like their father. Ewwww.

firstking01:
Hehehehe, how did she turn you dwn...Btw, halfri may not be on nl for a while

tensazangetsu20:
You are fat and ugly and I don't like fat and ugly boys.

purple3091:
okay so OP,how old are you?and how old is the girl who rejected you? (btw didnt wanna quote ur 1st chat cos its long,thats why am using this one)

firstking01:
Ewwww, and you threw in the towel just like that?; there's such as jim na, and btw NO guy is ugly, it's only your pocket that might be ugly.