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Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by lordcenred(m): 9:30pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
FakoMaybach1:This really cracked me off |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by Nobody: 10:39pm On Oct 25, 2016 |
Strictly for laughs. Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building. Their conversation went as follows: Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am (then the lady signaled to him to come) Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha UCHE: Ogbeni, no go Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity) (Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking. Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband. Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo. Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths). Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day. The next day he went over to his friend's place. Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday. UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM 8 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by ChynoBEATS: 5:33am On Oct 26, 2016 |
YourWife: hey kai , 4wat na , infact I demand to see the faces of those beauties in ur Dp They've got nice assets So they have to be declared pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase I'd like to see their faces |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by thonyokun(m): 7:13am On Oct 27, 2016 |
amhealed:This piece just kept me laughing and I think it's the funniest on this thread. Thumb up bro how I wish I can dash you a thousand likes. 2 Likes |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by esan1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Interesting |
Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by superdanny10: 10:04am On Oct 28, 2016 |
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