slimthugchime:
coming from a 2nd hand pant i rather take advice from driedup fish

fairlyusedpant:

K

slimthugchime:
to your generations

fairlyusedpant:

*YAWNS*

fairlyusedpant:
I amu back again with a fresh new tutorial, this tutorial will catapult you to a level of medicinenatism of a scaletalonoly to a breezomanior, incase you don't understand, don't bother in asking because even me to, i no understand

first of all my people, it is time for introduction, as you all know me, my names are chief otutupoyoyo 1 with titles - aka di ocha 1 of aba, the odogwu igwe 2 of owerri, the ndi praise and worship master 1 of nsukka, the only one that ate gala and drank lacasera for 30 days and survived, chai well let me not go further, as a professional who studied woman and pant affairs from the university of watchingtea and also got an M.Sc in woman related studies and allied matters from the university of fada fada science and technopantology, with these my fellow degrees, i think i am capable and recapable to convince and not to confuse you that kissing a girl is very easy, but doing it the wrong way comes with a slap...


Well the tutorials has begun, pick up your pen and pencil and start writing this important points

first of all, you don catch the girl, congratz to you, second of all, to kiss the girl dey hungry you, but she has been doing shakara for you, or maybe you are shy, if you want to kiss a girl, remove that shyness from your body and focus on your main mission, anytime you are with her, stop talking boring stories with her like how nigeria will beat madagascar tommorrow or how donald chinedu trump okechukwu won the presidential election, no no no, boring shits, that would drive the girl away, just focus on telling her sweet things like how she is so beautiful and how her face glows in the night, we know you are lying, but just continue, then try to touch her face, you can use style and touch her face gently and tell her that you thought you noticed something on her face, she will pardon you, don't stop there ooo, just tell her that her cheek looks soft like an angelic type of cheek, she begins to smile, then touch it again, this time tell her more sweet words, that her lips looks sweet that you wish you can feel how an angel's lips feels like, start drawing your face closer to hers, she is already in love with you, then sharp sharp you can plant a kiss on her lips, O God, she will be like you are so sweet, then reply her with another sweet kiss, gbagam you don catch am



but if you do not follow these steps correctly, she may reset your destiny with a hot tantalising alleluia sweet slap,

if it works, you can thank me latter

slimthugchime:
to how boring your life is

sunnico:


at Op thank you for d advice, just received a what do u take me for slap