^^^ Behold the man of valour that holds the key to my heart, the only one whom my heart yearns for, the one who calls it as it is without mincing his words, I so want to share the good news that I have been ordained the most intelligent girl on Nairaland to him, but I am too modest for that, and would let others fill him in Oh how he is gonna be so proud of me, oh how I wish I was around to capture his smile when he hears the good news about me

See english

Busy_body:


According to Eldee, you are in list b, those deemed;

Chei, you are even number one on list b, wharrashame Don't shoot me abeg, na only messanger I be If you need a shoulder to cry on, holla at your girl  

Roflmao!!! Eldee you have to explain yourself o. I must be dizzy when I saw that. Na im be say I dense? Chineke!!!

Busy_body:


I am too much, you can't understand You too try and walk in my shoe of being the most intelligent girl on Nairaland for just one day only, uneasy lies the head that wears the crown you know

In case you have forgotten, here's a reminder below of what Eldee had to say about me


Ha this is too much, my head is swollen



Foin boi no pimple, for you I would drop everything anytime, just call it

And boy am I so glad I am marrying you, and its not because I love you but because we have to follow the tradition of your family which entails betrothing your brother kay-pumpin to me first for seven years, ^{or is it 70 years} , before I am allowed to tie the knot with you, just as decreed by Rachel's Father, when . . . err . . . err . . . thingamabob or whachumacallisname, came to seek Rachel's hand in marriage, but was told to marry Leah ^{Hope I got that story right Well if I didn't, sod it, God has to forgive me, its his job}

Only you can wear your crown. I no dey for that one. Sometimes I just sit back and laugh. You are in your own league!!! Ride on !!!!

Busy_body:

^^^ Behold the man of valour that holds the key to my heart, the only one whom my heart yearns for, the one who calls it as it is without mincing his words, I so want to share the good news that I have been ordained the most intelligent girl on Nairaland to him, but I am too modest for that, and would let others fill him in Oh how he is gonna be so proud of me, oh how I wish I was around to capture his smile when he hears the good news about me

And who is the lilliput that attached  such restrictive garland to your person? Most intelligent girl on NL my foot.
Einstein is an ewe compared to you thus you are the most intelligent girl in the whole world.

kay_pumpin:

And who is the lilliput that attached such restrictive garland to your person? Most intelligent girl on NL my foot.
Einstein is an ewe compared to you thus you are the most intelligent in the whole world.

Come on KP . . . stop disturbing the lady.
She's just having fun. . . no beef here jare, we're all vegans

NL babes?

Only a few of em qualify as a DIVA.

~Sauron~:

NL babes?

Only a few of em qualify as a DIVA.

Any names??

stillwater:

Roflmao!!! Eldee you have to explain yourself o. I must be dizzy when I saw that. Na im be say I dense? Chineke!!!

Haba do you have to ask if you are dense again Abeg free Eldee, don't take him to task, afterall he was only shaming the devil by telling the truth, and what a great favour that was, infct methinks you should send him a thank you e-card It is yourself you need to work on and what better way to start than by acknowledging that the truth is indeed a bitter pill to swallow and then work your way towards catching up with the likes of intelligent beings like moi

stillwater:

Only you can wear your crown. I no dey for that one. Sometimes I just sit back and laugh. You are in your own league!!! Ride on !!!!

Thanks for acknowledging me as the leader of the pack and recognising your lowly place/position in the pecking order, I am really flattered and honoured

I don't want my intelligence to be watered down so maybe it would be a good idea to desist talking to you right now, y'know List A should not be caught dead mixing with List B, and I need to go get someone to massage my swollen intelligent head before it combusts _{Stilly Dearie, seriously I hope you realise I am just being a wind-up merchant on full throttle and all my frothing at the mouth is tongue-in-cheek - and no it is definitely not my hourly tranquiliser at yabaleft that is causing my mouth to foam}

eldee:

Any names??

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thatz loads of hardwork cos the ones that are divas at the beginning of the year are now pampalas.
I will have to do some series of assessments all over.

Anyways, i ma get back to you with it in a coupla days.

Busy body and Stillwater on the list? What has this topic turned into?

~Sauron~:

NL babes?
Only a few of em qualify as a DIVA.

eldee:

Come on KP . . . stop disturbing the lady.
She's just having fun. . . no beef here jare, we're all vegans

Beef?I am only extolling my queen's virtue.Her league don pass NL.

Busy_body 

Busy_body:


Haba do you have to ask if you are dense again Abeg free Eldee, don't take him to task, afterall he was only shaming the devil by telling the truth, and what a great favour that was, infct methinks you should send him a thank you e-card It is yourself you need to work on and what better way to start than by acknowledging that the truth is indeed a bitter pill to swallow and then work your way towards catching up with the likes of intelligent beings like moi



Thanks for acknowledging me as the leader of the pack and recognising your lowly place/position in the pecking order, I am really flattered and honoured

I plea the fifth ammendment

~Sauron~:

Phew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thatz loads of hardwork cos the ones that are divas at the beginning of the year are now pampalas.
I will have to do some series of assessments all over.

Anyways, i ma get back to you with it in a coupla days.

Could you at least name the pampalas??

eldee:

Could you at least name the pampalas??

I don't wanna infringe on their rights yet.

Sauron dey fear?

Busy_body:


Haba do you have to ask if you are dense again Abeg free Eldee, don't take him to task, afterall he was only shaming the devil by telling the truth, and what a great favour that was, infct methinks you should send him a thank you e-card It is yourself you need to work on and what better way to start than by acknowledging that the truth is indeed a bitter pill to swallow and then work your way towards catching up with the likes of intelligent beings like moi

I'm already sending him the e-card o. I need to be in your league, busy_body "intelligentsia". Eldee thank you for opening my eyes. I couldn't even dcipher the post. Back to English 111 for me. lol.

Thanks for acknowledging me as the leader of the pack and recognising your lowly place/position in the pecking order, I am really flattered and honoured

I don't want my intelligence to be watered down so maybe it would be a good idea to desist talking to you right now, y'know List A should not be caught dead mixing with List B, and I need to go get someone to massage my swollen intelligent head before it combusts _{Stilly Dearie, seriously I hope you realise I am just being a wind-up merchant on full throttle and all my frothing at the mouth is tongue-in-cheek - and no it is definitely not my hourly tranquiliser at yabaleft that is causing my mouth to foam}

Roflmao.

chamotex:

Sauron dey fear?

I have never been afraid to say whatz on me mind.
Letz just leave the overweight pampalas to their antics.

If a babe is dumb, she should at least be pretty.
How can one be dumb and ugly at the same time? It makes me antsy especially when they try to force their low intelligence on others.

kay_pumpin:

And who is the lilliput that attached  such restrictive garland to your person? Most intelligent girl on NL my foot.
Einstein is an ewe compared to you thus you are the most intelligent girl in the whole world.

Exactly, can you imagine its only been limited to NL What an insult, don't mind them Dearie, I would have told them Einstein ain't got nada on me, but as always, my modest self can't even comprehend thinking about it, talkless of uttering it

eldee:

Come on KP . . . stop disturbing the lady.
She's just having fun. . . no beef here jare, we're all vegans

Its no worries, KP is cool and is pressing the right buttons but the fact that you didn't get his post is giving me cause for concern, it is you I am now starting to worry about . . . err . . .  I dunno whether your intelligence is slipping cos you are tired tonight, or that, that genuis post of yours whereby you tabled List A and List B and ultimately crowned me as the most intelligent babe was just a flash in the pan moment Oh gawd, can't bear the thought of my worry being the latter Hope I have not shot myself in the foot by pitching my tent in your camp Gosh, my intelligence is being discussed by Larry King Live and Oprah as I speak, how would I be able to live this down if it turns out you were just full of shepe when you uttered those words and crowned me the best

~Sauron~:

NL babes?

Only a few of em qualify as a DIVA.

Sharon himself, okunrin meta and half

~Sauron~:

I have never been afraid to say whatz on me mind.
Letz just leave the overweight pampalas to their antics.

If a babe is dumb, she should at least be pretty.
How can one be dumb and ugly at the same time? It makes me antsy especially when they try to force their low intelligence on others.

Sauron Bobo doing what he knows how to do best . . Kedu?

Busy_body:

Sharon himself, okunrin meta and half

Make that mewa and a half.

chika98:

Sauron Bobo doing what he knows how to do best . . Kedu?

Odinma

I am a diva

Kunbee:

I am a diva

Prove it, abeg!!!

Letz analyse your assets.

~Sauron~:

Make that mewa and a half.

[i[b]]Odinma[/b][/i]

Good. Glad to hear

Kunbee:

I am a diva

Girl, Dem never born you when the original divas were here . . best believe that

~Sauron~:

Prove it, abeg!!!
Letz analyse your assets.

For wia

chika98:

Girl, Dem never born you when the original divas were here . . best believe that

I know but i was refering to saurons post

~Sauron~:

NL babes?

Only a few of em qualify as a DIVA.

~Sauron~:

Prove it, abeg!!!

Letz analyse your assets.

And we all know no one's got better analysis than people from the Sports Section.  

chamotex:

And we all know no one's got better analysis than people from the Sports Section.  

Of course.
The babes on the Sports section are quite intelligent.

chika98:

Girl, Dem never born you when the original divas were here . . best believe that

wow, Nairalaaaannnnnnndiiiii!!!!!!

Remii:

wow, Nairalaaaannnnnnndiiiii!!!!!!

Are you alright?

chika98:

Are you alright?

chika98:

Are you alright?

@chamo y did leave our thread