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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 1:39pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
An ant knocks on the door of a house. The house owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay," said the ant. "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the owner. The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested to the owner, "Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?" "Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent," said the owner. After some days the ant brought one more ant and requested the owner to allow the ant to stay with it. The owner agreed to it without asking for any rent. This continued as the ant brings in one more and and the owner agrees for it. One fine day, the ant brought in a tenth ant and requested the owner to allow him also to stay with it. The owner said, "OK, you can all stay here but you all need to pay rent." Now the question is: Why did the owner ask for rent when the last ant came in? . . . . . . . . . . . Because they are now tenants! No.. No..Don't cry. ... I also felt the same pain when someone sent it to me. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 1:41pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
Do you know dat your lost sense return to u When nepa takes light It will be like: Oh God!!! i should have ironed oh #Xavier 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 1:46pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by x3reme07(f): 10:00pm On Sep 28, 2018 |
So this thread still dey breath |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:35pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
If You Know, You Know 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2018 |
x3reme07: Healthy and hearty. you been dey expect im orbituary announcement before? 1 Like
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
There is nothing i cannot see in Nollywood Movie. How can Angel be putting on eye glasses. #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:27pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Savage 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:35pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
That moment when your mother takes over the leading of the morning devotion to show that you incapable after you led it in your own capacity. You will be like "Why Did You Let Me Lead If You Knew I Wasn't Good Enough". 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:42pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Helen and a guy having sex, suddenly John, her husband comes in and sees them making out. JOHN: Helen!!!!!!!, Whaaaaat. Helen and her lover disengage abruptly. HELEN: (on her knees begging and crying) Please John. I'm sorry. It's the devil. DEVIL: Jesus, see lie. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:46pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Everyday we hear breaking news in Nigeria, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria? #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:47pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
The kind of strength Nigeria men use in tearing condom, if they join it together, i swear we can use it to push Africa forward. #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
My friend, help me tell them oh, if they will listen. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:58pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place. Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket. Third day, She leaves her makeup kits. Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife. #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 4:59pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
So many Nigeria men are so quick to brag how many women they have slept with. Forgetting to mention how many minutes they lasted. Shior! #Xavier. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:00pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Seeing what Qatar and Saudi Arabia are doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling coconut oil. #Xavier. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:03pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
My sister, before you hand over your breast to any Nigeria man, first check how he drinks pure water. #Xavier. 1 Like
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:05pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:07pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
The real reason Israel is not allowed to participate in swimming competitions. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 5:09pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Hello, Fellow Nairalanders, followers and Viewers of this thread "CHRONICLES OF JOKES", This is to inform you all that you are free to post any Jokes, Funny Memes (pictures), Funny Videos and Funny Audios here to keep the thread moving. And don't forget to leave a comment, hit the like and share button when you visit or view the thread. THANKS. #Xavier. 1 Like
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Funnyart: 4:44am On Oct 02, 2018 |
Breakup 101 By funnyart Cquencestudios 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:18am On Oct 16, 2018 |
Naija Version Of Burger. 1 Like
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:21am On Oct 16, 2018 |
Savage 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:25am On Oct 16, 2018 |
Lol 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:32am On Oct 16, 2018 |
I Support 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 11:47am On Oct 16, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:13pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:15pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
The Devil Truly Knows The Way To A Woman's Heart. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:17pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 12:22pm On Oct 16, 2018 |
Hello, Fellow Nairalanders, followers and Viewers of this thread "CHRONICLES OF JOKES", This is to inform you all that you are free to post any Jokes, Funny Memes (pictures), Funny Videos and Funny Audios here to keep the thread moving. And don't forget to leave a comment, hit the like and share button when you visit or view the thread. THANKS. #Xavier. 1 Like
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 2:25pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys! #Xavier. 2 Likes
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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Xavier5(m): 2:29pm On Oct 18, 2018 |
When a Naija girl ask you for N50,000 and you gave her N100,000 instead. She will be like: "That baby, but don't forget the N50,000 i asked you. #Xavier. 2 Likes |
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