watch what they did to this fake corper
he lied to the girl that he is a corper but the girl caught him selling ice fish
click on the link to watch and dont forget to subscribe for more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWejOYNMHTk

No privacy in Nigeria,how will you be using your phone in the bus and somebody will say"Bro scroll back up small, make i see dat girl picture well"

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Self Sacrifice - is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim..... then u pass by singing " I'm the one" by Dj Khaled..... You are finished

I will Name My Daughter "Not Interested" So when these Bad Guys be like Hi Babe, I am Dennis She will simply be like Hi Dennis, I am Not Interested. Who is wit me on this ??

UNTIMELY
CONFESSION

A woman prepared
some vegetable soup
for herself and her
husband. When they
were about to eat,
the following
conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did
you get the
vegetables from?
WIFE: I got it from Mr.
Sand's garden.
HUSBAND: What?!
From that wizard?!
How I'm I to know
that the wizard didn't
poison the
vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her
dog. After some time,
the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food
isn't poisoned.
HUSBAND: OK. Let's
eat then.
After eating, their
maid came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Bingo is dead!
HUSBAND: What? The
food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling
sober and guilt filled
upon realising he's
going to die in a couple
of minutes) I need to
make a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you
aren't at home, I and
your maid use to have
sex in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry
but immediately
realising this is futile) I
forgive you.
WIFE: I too have a
confession to make.
Promise to forgive as I
have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children
aren't yours. They are
the Gateman's.
Immediately after,
the Gateman came in.
GATEMAN: Oga. The
man who hit the dog
with his car is outside.
He says he wants to
apologise for killing the
dog.

CHILDREN OF ISRAEL

In a Sunday school
class one Sunday
morning, after a very
interesting topic, the
teacher asked if there
was Any question?
Akpos raised up his
hand looking very
confused.
AUNTY: What is your
question Akpos?
AKPOS: Aunty, you
said the children of
Israel escaped from
Egypt?
AUNTY: Yes.
AKPOS: The children of
Israel also crossed the
red sea?
AUNTY: Good.
AKPOS: The children of
Israel also sinned
against God?
AUNTY: Yea!
AKPOS: The children of
Israel pulled down the
mighty wall of Jericho?
AUNTY: What exactly
is your question
Akpos?
AKPOS : Aunty, when
the children of Israel
were doing all these,
where were the
Adults of Israel?

I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare
d passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat
button since but d bomb no gree
blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chuwkudi, run now
to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today
but make sure u collect my money from chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for
sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man
sitin close to me
said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey
make call, wher dem
say make u press so dat d bomb go blow?
Coz i don dey press my
own sef since and d tin never blow.
Omoh come see as i jump comot from the bus through the window!!!
Who wan die kwano.
Me wey dey play.

Wow Igbo People Are Just Too
Creative See What They Did
I was walking pass a graveyard, and was
reading some of the writings carved on the
grave stones. A Yoruba woman's own read
: ''Mrs. Opeyemi Olatunji nee Shagamu, died
in a terrible car accident. R.I.P'!'
An Hausa man's own read, "Alhaji Danguda
Dangode, died while crossing the sahara
desert. R.I.P!"
I was shocked to read an Igbo man's own,
which read, "Chief Okoro 1 of Njaba and 2
of Mgbenafo, died when a container fell on
him while shifting his goods from Apapa
Wharf. He is survived by a wife and two
children who presently manage his
electronic shop where you can buy your TV
sets, DVD sets, Fridges and air conditioners
at slightly lower prices.

So after bleaching your skin, you're in church busy singing "I know who i am"
Yes!
You are a chameleon.

I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands!
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him 10 naira sugar and 10 naira
cowbell.....But he has forgotten which of the 10 naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.
If you smile then the boy is from your village.

A friend told me that his father bought an Android car. I told him that my swimming pool got burnt and he blocked me. Why now? I thought it is a lying competition .

Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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since i was born and now I am getting old, I have never see an oyinbo albino. My friends have you seen them.

preciousuweh:
since i was born and now I am getting old, I have never see an oyinbo albino. My friends have you seen them.

you know them 4rm the colour of their hair

You wear high waist jean when you are pregnant, and then later start complaining when the baby's head look like a loaf of bread.
Sister, Are You Alright?

#XAVIER

If your boyfriend can cheat successfully in an examination hall with 10 invigilators on guard.
My sister who are you?

#XAVIER

My brother, if you have a beautiful wife, girlfriend or fiance that does all she can to please and make you happy and you still chase after other girls.
My brother you are a BROSTITUTE.
What Nonsense.

I'm in my house eating Minime chinchin, come and beat me.

#XAVIER

Most of you ladies should stop seeing dates as an opportunity to eat all the food you've haven't eating all your life. For goodness sake, it's a date, and not a feeding program.
Niggas, am i communicating?

#XAVIER

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